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« on: December 12, 2006, 06:38:03 AM »

The glorious and omnipotent Moto Guzzi factory has distinguished itself by surpassing all previous production quotas known to man.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/Orsoni/ten_motos.jpg

10,000 Moto Guzzis in 2006.

Factory workers are reportedly preparing to march on the Vatican to demand the Pope turn over the keys.

There's a new Sheriff in town

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 08:24:20 AM »


The glorious and omnipotent Moto Guzzi factory has distinguished itself by surpassing all previous production quotas known to man.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/Orsoni/ten_motos.jpg

10,000 Moto Guzzis in 2006.

Factory workers are reportedly preparing to march on the Vatican to demand the Pope turn over the keys.

There's a new Sheriff in town

buckeroo...and don't you ferget it


FORZA GUZZI!!!  Clap Clap Clap Clap Banana Banana Banana Banana

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 09:56:54 AM »

"Moto Guzzi Conquers the World!"    

Oh my, this IS good news!  Hail

...now where can I get one of those lovely red jumpsuits?   Headscratch
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 04:10:29 PM »

Now they can take their customary 1 year sabbatical while the 9800 bikes that are  
 still in the crate are being sold. They should use that extra time to make some
 spare parts. Bigsmile
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 06:37:06 PM »


They should use that extra time to make some
 spare parts. Bigsmile

See the guy in the rasta hat with the glazed eyes?

That's the "Parts Department".

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 06:58:23 PM »


See the guy in the rasta hat with the glazed eyes?
That's the "Parts Department".
Bigsmile


During the open house, the typical Guzzi employee looked like this:



So, what happened?!
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2006, 08:30:56 PM »


"Moto Guzzi Conquers the World!"    

Oh my, this IS good news!  Hail

...now where can I get one of those lovely red jumpsuits?   Headscratch
In california prisons, they give you blue jumpsuits. Maybe red in Italy.

Orson, we vote for you to find out firsthand. We want a pic of you in the official Italian Jail Jumpsuit.

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