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Orson
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Moto Guzzi Conquers The World
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December 12, 2006, 06:38:03 AM »
The glorious and omnipotent Moto Guzzi factory has distinguished itself by surpassing all previous production quotas known to man.
10,000 Moto Guzzis in 2006.
Factory workers are reportedly preparing to march on the Vatican to demand the Pope turn over the keys.
There's a new Sheriff in town
buckeroo...and don't you ferget it
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December 12, 2006, 08:24:20 AM »
Quote from: Orson on December 12, 2006, 06:38:03 AM
The glorious and omnipotent Moto Guzzi factory has distinguished itself by surpassing all previous production quotas known to man.
10,000 Moto Guzzis in 2006.
Factory workers are reportedly preparing to march on the Vatican to demand the Pope turn over the keys.
There's a new Sheriff in town
buckeroo...and don't you ferget it
FORZA GUZZI!!!
Gotta getta Griso....
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Re: Moto Guzzi Conquers The World
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"Moto Guzzi Conquers the World!"
Oh my, this
IS
good news!
...now where can I get one of those lovely red jumpsuits?
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Now they can take their customary 1 year sabbatical while the 9800 bikes that are
still in the crate are being sold. They should use that extra time to make some
spare parts.
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Quote from: canada goose on December 12, 2006, 04:10:29 PM
They should use that extra time to make some
spare parts.
See the guy in the rasta hat with the glazed eyes?
That's the "Parts Department".
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Quote from: Orson on December 12, 2006, 06:37:06 PM
See the guy in the rasta hat with the glazed eyes?
That's the "Parts Department".
During the open house, the typical Guzzi employee looked like this:
So, what happened?!
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Re: Moto Guzzi Conquers The World
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Quote from: Dr Gil on December 12, 2006, 09:56:54 AM
"Moto Guzzi Conquers the World!"
Oh my, this
IS
good news!
...now where can I get one of those lovely red jumpsuits?
In california prisons, they give you blue jumpsuits. Maybe red in Italy.
Orson, we vote for you to find out firsthand. We want a pic of you in the official Italian Jail Jumpsuit.
Come on, research for S-T.n
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