While I certainly wouldn't like talking to him, I think getting buckets of fire ants dumped on my nuts would not be preferable. To each his own I suppose
While somewhat funny, I can appreciate the rant, I think we all can. However I think he should have varied it up a bit and been more creative with the language. Only so many times I can see the same word, like 'dumbass', in one area. Attention whore? Perhaps, Funny? Yep.
Bun