I've got a Victory!

[Farmer the Farmer]

Last September, I woke up to find that there were motorcyclists camped on my lower field, on the hill below the house. Was I crosss!!! I went down to see them on the green John Deere and told them to leave at once. They were extremely rude. So, I went back up to the house and brought back my over and under. One of them laughed, so I pin cushioned em. Hope I got the big bloke in the nadgers! Anyway, they all left in a hurry, leaving behind this motorcycle.

[badger]

 

[bubba zanetti]

  ... you sir are a mental case !!
Posted on: December 15, 2006, 11:56:32 amOh ... and welcome to ST.n ... you should fit in well  

[desert_rider]

Gimme my bike back!

[Leanintree]

Do I detect the birth of a new ???

This one looks to be an interesting flavor...
Leanintree

[bubba zanetti]

You mean to say I am postin to an old sock !!! .... holy Frijoles .... that is just so ignorant !!!!  

[Farmer the Farmer]

Thank you for your replies, although I would prefer not to be referred to as an "old sock". For your information, I am Mrs John Farmer.
 
As an afterthought to how I acquired the motorcycle, some of these (rather unpleasant and very unwashed) men came up to my house in the first days of October. They complained that I had one of their motorcycles! I pointed out that they had camped on my lower field without permission. At this point, the big one pulled out what is known as a "sawn off". He soon saw reason when I let the goose gun off! Oh my, how I laughed! And he won't be fathering any more waifs!!!

[bubba zanetti]

Thank you for your replies, although I would prefer not to be referred to as an "old sock". For your information, I am Mrs John Farmer.
 
As an afterthought to how I acquired the motorcycle, some of these (rather unpleasant and very unwashed) men came up to my house in the first days of October. They complained that I had one of their motorcycles! I pointed out that they had camped on my lower field without permission. At this point, the big one pulled out what is known as a "sawn off". He soon saw reason when I let the goose gun off! Oh my, how I laughed! And he won't be fathering any more waifs!!!

ER ... like .... are you trying to seduce me ???  

[Farmer the Farmer]

Thank you Bubba (if that is how you wish to be addressed) but I do not wish to seduce you or any man. Certainly not after John left. I really think I have had enough of men and should-well, just eat chocolate and kill things for a while. Ce la Vie, eh?

[Mac]

OK I raise the BS flag (no bs flag smiley ) If these fellas were truely part of the great unwashed American bikers you claimed them to be, they wouldda been on HDs not ona Victory! White collar guys ride victories.

[Farmer the Farmer]

Sorry, my love, I've been away for a while. Little Mohhamed had his usual diarrhhoea problems-but he is getting on. I do think a dog is a girl's best friend!
Were these young men white collar or blue collar? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. And I've been wanting to say that since I was 13.
Bikers are bikers. And they don't eat my sheep without paying or pain!

[jed]

The General is dead!  Long live the General!!!

[Bodhi]

Teenagers.

[Cpl Punishment]

The General is dead!  Long live the General!!!

Just found this. Not guilty, I'm afraid.

[Kootenanny]

I...should-well, just eat chocolate and kill things for a while.

  The best line I've read on this or any site for some time!!  

[Farmer the Farmer]

Wait till the new Year shoot. D'ya wanna come along, Dal?