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« on: August 20, 2007, 08:41:34 PM »
From Sunday's local paper:

In 2002, motorcyclist Kunal Lindsay was hit by a car and, after an arduous physical recovery, realized he had become maniacally horny (and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones) and that his marriage was near collapse because he constantly pestered his wife for sex, often in "pornographic" terms.  London's Hight Court approved an insurance settlement in March 2007 for the equivalent of about $2.4 million (with more should Lindsay's condition "deteriorate").

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« on: August 20, 2007, 08:41:34 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 08:45:38 PM »
Hey waaaait miiinuuute.

I've been in two motorcycle crashes and I'm hornier than a billy goat! I want $2.4 million   couch


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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 08:46:29 PM »
That ought to buy a lot of hookers.
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 09:09:01 PM »
I was spanked while I was a kid, and yes very horny now.  What's that worth?
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 09:18:58 PM »
I can't find the reference about the guy who was in a car accident and afterward spoke with a French accent (it's called Foreign Accent Syndrome). It made for some great Pink Panther jokes with my girlfriend's family (the French side).
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 09:22:48 PM »
 I guess that's why I'm only moderately horny. I just low-sided.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 04:11:51 AM »
I just dropped it in a parking lot.  I guess I'll need Viagra.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 04:11:51 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 04:29:34 AM »
I think it's that subconscious "I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE" thing. It'll fade. Life will get back to normal.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2007, 05:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Mastros2 on August 20, 2007, 09:09:01 PM

I was spanked while I was a kid, and yes very horny now.  What's that worth?

I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out? Bigsmile
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2007, 06:35:34 AM »
Maniacally horny worth 2.4?  I was worth twice that back in school.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2007, 09:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Dr Gil on August 20, 2007, 08:41:34 PM


...and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones...



Uh... WTF does that mean?  Headscratch
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2007, 01:07:48 PM »
Quote from: chornbe on August 21, 2007, 04:29:34 AM

I think it's that subconscious "I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE" thing. It'll fade. Life will get back to normal.


But now thanks to the settlement it will NEVER fade!
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2007, 06:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Zerosum on August 21, 2007, 09:24:31 AM



Uh... WTF does that mean?  Headscratch


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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 06:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Dr Gil on August 20, 2007, 08:41:34 PM

...London's Hight Court approved an insurance settlement in March 2007 for the equivalent of about $2.4 million (with more should Lindsay's condition "deteriorate").

OK, I woulda said, "Only in the States," but this is in the UK... Headscratch  So I guess I'll simply complain about the influence of the American legal system on the rest of the world Bigsmile
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2007, 06:53:46 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2007, 11:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Kootenanny on August 21, 2007, 06:53:46 PM


OK, I woulda said, "Only in the States," but this is in the UK... Headscratch  So I guess I'll simply complain about the influence of the American legal system on the rest of the world Bigsmile


Ah, but the nice thing here is that in British Law, once a precident is set, well the the next guy gets 2.4 million also.

We follow British law here in Canada. I am falling down & getting horny tomorrow at dawn.

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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2007, 11:52:38 PM »
Now that guy had a good lawyer!  Cool
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 08:02:30 AM »
Quote from: cultureslayer on August 21, 2007, 05:03:53 AM


I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out? Bigsmile


How many months ago was that?  Headscratch  Hopefully within the statute of limitations.



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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2007, 08:05:07 AM »
At my age, this is going to take a lot of crashing...
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2007, 08:13:21 AM »
Well, a lotta you guys are focusing on the crash and forgetting about the pestering the wife in pornographic terms for sex.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2007, 09:01:55 AM »
I'm gonna have to brush up on my Lay'er down skills. whoot whoot!
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