Motorcycle Accident=Maniacally Horny

[Dr Gil]

From Sunday's local paper:

In 2002, motorcyclist Kunal Lindsay was hit by a car and, after an arduous physical recovery, realized he had become maniacally horny (and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones) and that his marriage was near collapse because he constantly pestered his wife for sex, often in "pornographic" terms.  London's Hight Court approved an insurance settlement in March 2007 for the equivalent of about $2.4 million (with more should Lindsay's condition "deteriorate").

 

[Elseanno]

Hey waaaait miiinuuute.

I've been in two motorcycle crashes and I'm hornier than a billy goat! I want $2.4 million  


Elseanno

[Wilbur]

That ought to buy a lot of hookers.

[Mastros2]

I was spanked while I was a kid, and yes very horny now.  What's that worth?

[SoloRider]

I can't find the reference about the guy who was in a car accident and afterward spoke with a French accent (it's called Foreign Accent Syndrome). It made for some great Pink Panther jokes with my girlfriend's family (the French side).

[M.Brane]

 I guess that's why I'm only moderately horny. I just low-sided.

[squeezer]

I just dropped it in a parking lot.  I guess I'll need Viagra.

[chornbe]

I think it's that subconscious "I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE" thing. It'll fade. Life will get back to normal.

[cultureslayer]

I was spanked while I was a kid, and yes very horny now.  What's that worth?

I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out?

[MDHCO]

Maniacally horny worth 2.4?  I was worth twice that back in school.

[Zerosum]

...and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones...

Uh... WTF does that mean?  

[ttewejnodnarb]

I think it's that subconscious "I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE" thing. It'll fade. Life will get back to normal.

But now thanks to the settlement it will NEVER fade!

[Dr Gil]

Uh... WTF does that mean?  

Dood!  Cell phones are HOT!  

(one high speed "get off" many low speed ones)

[Kootenanny]

...London's Hight Court approved an insurance settlement in March 2007 for the equivalent of about $2.4 million (with more should Lindsay's condition "deteriorate").

OK, I woulda said, "Only in the States," but this is in the UK...  So I guess I'll simply complain about the influence of the American legal system on the rest of the world

[Baz]

OK, I woulda said, "Only in the States," but this is in the UK...  So I guess I'll simply complain about the influence of the American legal system on the rest of the world

Ah, but the nice thing here is that in British Law, once a precident is set, well the the next guy gets 2.4 million also.

We follow British law here in Canada. I am falling down & getting horny tomorrow at dawn.

[jaysea93]

Now that guy had a good lawyer!  
(Barrister, whatever)

[bubba zanetti]

I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out?

How many months ago was that?    Hopefully within the statute of limitations.



 

[ol Rocket]

At my age, this is going to take a lot of crashing...

[county]

Well, a lotta you guys are focusing on the crash and forgetting about the pestering the wife in pornographic terms for sex.

[Scottyfizz]

I'm gonna have to brush up on my Lay'er down skills. whoot whoot!

[keystonejenks]

I'm gonna have to brush up on my Lay'er down skills. whoot whoot!

Now it all makes sense why people "had to lay'er down."

[Shhted]

No wonder why my wife doesn't want me to crash.  

[jhawk]

Maniacally Horny.......That's all I remember from high school.....

[HipGnosis]

But now thanks to the settlement it will NEVER fade!

Not likely...  His wife will get half and their lawyers will divy up the rest...

[krumgrinder]

Well, even if the wife doesn't deliver, there's always (cell) phone sex...

[Jeff N]

So Dr. Gil, I gather you've again taken up riding around with your sidestand deployed?

[Caveman]

   Never would have made that connection.  No wonder I'm so horny all the time.

[Dr Gil]

So Dr. Gil, I gather you've again taken up riding around with your sidestand deployed?

Naw, tried that once...didn't get me anywhere.  

I do now own a cell phone however.  It's always there for me, it listens to what I have to say...and it seems understand my moods.  

[kenish]

I just dropped it in a parking lot.  I guess I'll need Viagra.

Now I understand "keeping it up", and "rubber meets the road".

[Giaka]

I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out?

Only if you can prove it makes you horny baby!!  

[cultureslayer]

Only if you can prove it makes you horny baby!!  

True, I'm sure they'd just argue I was born that way. Ah well, no big payout for me.

[RenegadeVT]

Now I need to get the wife to crash her bike!!!  

Jesus, I just realized my youngest daughter has crashed twice.  I got a real problem on my hands.

[MisterEd]

Wait a second ... getting money for being horny - isn't there a NAME for that kind of thing?  

[Giaka]

and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones

He was horny for cell phones?  

[gradus]

He was horny for cell phones?  

Yeah, he recognized the full potential of the iPhone.  

[boardsNbikes]

I was rear ended last year on the freeway... ...NEVERMIND

[squeezer]

I was rear ended last year on the freeway... ...NEVERMIND