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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2007, 10:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Scottyfizz on August 22, 2007, 09:01:55 AM

I'm gonna have to brush up on my Lay'er down skills. whoot whoot!


Now it all makes sense why people "had to lay'er down."
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2007, 10:20:47 AM »
No wonder why my wife doesn't want me to crash.   Crazy
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2007, 10:34:29 AM »

Maniacally Horny.......That's all I remember from high school.....
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2007, 10:39:25 AM »
Quote from: ttewejnodnarb on August 21, 2007, 01:07:48 PM

But now thanks to the settlement it will NEVER fade!

Not likely...  His wife will get half and their lawyers will divy up the rest...
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2007, 10:45:48 AM »
Well, even if the wife doesn't deliver, there's always (cell) phone sex... Shrug
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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2007, 12:30:27 PM »
So Dr. Gil, I gather you've again taken up riding around with your sidestand deployed?
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2007, 01:19:51 PM »
 Headscratch  Never would have made that connection.  No wonder I'm so horny all the time.
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2007, 01:19:51 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2007, 06:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Jeff N on August 22, 2007, 12:30:27 PM

So Dr. Gil, I gather you've again taken up riding around with your sidestand deployed?


Naw, tried that once...didn't get me anywhere.   Shrug

I do now own a cell phone however.  It's always there for me, it listens to what I have to say...and it seems understand my moods.   Inlove
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« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2007, 08:08:50 PM »
Quote from: squeezer on August 21, 2007, 04:11:51 AM

I just dropped it in a parking lot.  I guess I'll need Viagra.


Now I understand "keeping it up", and "rubber meets the road".
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« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2007, 10:24:24 PM »
Quote from: cultureslayer on August 21, 2007, 05:03:53 AM


I was spanked AND I fell head first out of the crib onto a hardwood floor!  That's gotta be worth 3 mil, think my parent's homeowner's insurance would pay out? Bigsmile


Only if you can prove it makes you horny baby!!   Lol
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« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2007, 03:38:23 AM »
Quote from: gti20vturbo on August 22, 2007, 10:24:24 PM



Only if you can prove it makes you horny baby!!   Lol

True, I'm sure they'd just argue I was born that way. Ah well, no big payout for me.
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« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2007, 05:39:13 AM »
Now I need to get the wife to crash her bike!!!   Lol

Jesus, I just realized my youngest daughter has crashed twice.  I got a real problem on my hands.
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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2007, 12:33:29 PM »
Wait a second ... getting money for being horny - isn't there a NAME for that kind of thing?   Bigsmile
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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2007, 01:14:26 PM »
Quote from: Dr Gil on August 20, 2007, 08:41:34 PM

and, incidentally, unusually interested in cell phones


He was horny for cell phones?  Headscratch
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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2007, 01:35:05 PM »
Quote from: gti20vturbo on August 23, 2007, 01:14:26 PM



He was horny for cell phones?  Headscratch


Yeah, he recognized the full potential of the iPhone.  
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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2007, 03:11:53 PM »
I was rear ended last year on the freeway... Headscratch ...NEVERMIND
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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2007, 03:18:51 PM »
Quote from: boardsNbikes on August 23, 2007, 03:11:53 PM

I was rear ended last year on the freeway... Headscratch ...NEVERMIND



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