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« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2007, 07:19:20 pm »



I gots nuttin' Shrug Lol


Shucks Orson it was a play on Robert Delaunay.  The first thing I thought of was Robert Goulet, the smooth baritone of song and stage, and especially the Will Farrell impersonation thereof.

Oh, screw the MGS and Get a minty fresh Ghezzi Brian SuperTwin.



Actually Orson, I'm surprised you don't have one in the Tuscan stables yet.   Bigsmile

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« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2007, 08:34:34 pm »

I think someone raced an MGS-01 at Daytona this year, and perhaps there has been one/some on EBay, but I don't know where you'd buy a street legal, US spec bike.

Ghezzi-Brian would be the closest you'd get.  Nearly bought one in 03, or thereabouts.
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« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2007, 08:39:29 pm »




OK, I love Guzzis and all that stuff, but...

Do you ever notice that every time someone tries to make a sexy sportbike out of a Guzzi, it ends up looking like a bikini strapped over a diesel bilge pump?  Its so...industrial sexy.  No wonder the Germans love Guzzis so much.  

Of course, Germans love this guy too.



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« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2007, 08:45:58 pm »

You know...every forum should have a list like this where it can be easily found. 'Tanks Bigok !
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« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2007, 09:16:34 pm »

I love this...

#3 & 32 were moved...     Lol
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« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2007, 09:24:30 pm »

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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2007, 09:32:26 pm »

I like Paris Hiltons feet.
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« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2007, 10:03:19 pm »

Quote from: Yakiman=(OMG, here's one you didn't cover - Will I Go To Hell For Havings Tocos For Breakfast?)  

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« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2007, 04:28:37 am »

 How 'bout the "My ABS failed in the Grass  thread"?



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« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2007, 04:31:13 am »

Yeah? Well you guys all still suk, except for the ones who agree with me and those who hate ABS like I don't, and except for cultrureslayer who is probably hot.   Twofinger
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« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2007, 05:04:05 am »

See theres more for the list,the you guys all suck ,county is my true hero,goodbye,thread (combination thread) Twofinger Twofinger
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« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2007, 07:42:57 am »

Mmmmmm.... I must find a way to connect a keyboard to a motorcycles rear wheel... I think some of
you would surpass Valentino Rossi himself...
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« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2007, 08:48:21 am »

 rofl
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Just about sums it up.
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« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2007, 11:27:56 am »

I was imagining the amount of time, thought and effort that went into the first post.

Though it is probably quite 'correct' in a sort of cynical fashion perhaps here we might remember ole Nietzsche that life when seen from a certain distorted, or is that mad angle, seems to be a perpetual return of the same?

Honey should we have chicken, ribs, chops, or steaks tonight.  Yadda Yadda.

Yet, in each moment there are variations, unexpected and unanticipated events.

So what is meant by referring to all posters as whiners?  

Surely given the cosmic annihilation that faces us all a little whining together is okay.

It seems no less disfunctional than whining about whiners.
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« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2007, 02:28:51 pm »

The fact that this thread has lasted as long as it has and hasn't been moved by "the Skipper" to some hell hole is a testimony as to how great this this forum really is  Bigok
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« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2007, 03:11:05 pm »


I was imagining the amount of time, thought and effort that went into the first post.

Though it is probably quite 'correct' in a sort of cynical fashion perhaps here we might remember ole Nietzsche that life when seen from a certain distorted, or is that mad angle, seems to be a perpetual return of the same?

Honey should we have chicken, ribs, chops, or steaks tonight.  Yadda Yadda.

Yet, in each moment there are variations, unexpected and unanticipated events.

So what is meant by referring to all posters as whiners?  

Surely given the cosmic annihilation that faces us all a little whining together is okay.

It seems no less disfunctional than whining about whiners.



All that crap and no mention of a Harley, WTF?
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« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2007, 07:50:52 pm »





All that crap and no mention of a Harley, WTF?


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« Reply #67 on: September 03, 2007, 06:51:23 pm »

Riders with ABS won't wave back at me.  
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« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2007, 09:34:32 pm »

You could also add to this discussion a list of standard internet message board answers:

You want your bike/car to go faster, go to a DE or Track Days

I have no experience with what you just asked but here's my opinion

You have less than x number of posts so you obviously don't know anything

How dare you ask a question that was asked once before, search the archives

No matter what you posted, I will post that you are wrong or that I think differently, just becasue I can

Or this unwritten one - You are intruding on our thread so we won't talk to you, evident by no one acknowledging your post.

...and I'm sure there are tons more...

I used to have a very amusing bit titled, How many internet posts does it take change the plugs on an FZR1000.  The answer was in the hundreds and showed each of the types of answers that type of post would get.  I wish I still had it, it was great.

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« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2007, 11:31:18 pm »


The fact that this thread has lasted as long as it has and hasn't been moved by "the Skipper" to some hell hole is a testimony as to how great this this forum really is  Bigok


Taking the easy way out. Waiting for suicide!  Smile
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« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2007, 05:22:29 am »


Riders with ABS won't wave back at me.  


Umm... they give me the finger.   Bigsmile
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« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2007, 11:07:31 am »

We are gather here for a prayer...

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
ABS be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, no skid marks will be done, on earth or in Heaven.

Give us this technology for our daily use.
And forgive us our skills, as we forgive those who turn in front of us.
And lead us not into the court room, but deliver us from high cost of parts.

Amen.

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« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2007, 12:53:17 pm »


We are gather here for a prayer...

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
ABS be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, no skid marks will be done, on earth or in Heaven.

Give us this technology for our daily use.
And forgive us our skills, as we forgive those who turn in front of us.
And lead us not into the court room, but deliver us from high cost of parts.

Amen.




 Lol Thumbsup excellent!
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« Reply #73 on: September 04, 2007, 02:12:07 pm »


We are gather here for a prayer...

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
ABS be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, no skid marks will be done, on earth or in Heaven.

Give us this technology for our daily use.
And forgive us our skills, as we forgive those who turn in front of us.
And lead us not into the court room, but deliver us from high cost of parts.

Amen.


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« Reply #74 on: September 04, 2007, 03:00:19 pm »

[quote BLS - Does that make you our profit?[/quote]

Yeah, but only if he can handle the application.

1. Position you are appling for?     PROFIT    Lol
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