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XLR8
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My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 07:41:53 AM »
Apologies if you read this already in a different place but a few ST.Ners assure me I should post here and be a proper attention ho.
Mods, feel free to move this if you need but I felt it captured the spirit of riding, fun, getting new stuff, and splorin new places!
Ever since I took a test ride on a 990 I've been agonizing over figuring out when, if and how I should buy one. And I've been pretty good about keeping it to myself and not driving my wife insane about it. I figure I'll be practical and try to sell my touring bike in the spring and then get the Adventure...
Early in the morning I get this email at work from my wife:
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Do you want me to go hold your hand today at lunch while you go buy your motorcycle?
CB
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Heh heh, she's pretty funny but I have to go to a meeting now...
When I get back to my desk I see this in my inbox:
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Do want me to commit for you and go get the color you want and do all the paperwork and then you can just come pick one up and not worry about the finance stuff because I will have taken care of it.
CB
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Man she must have had fruit loops for breakfast or something because this is way out of character. We're normally pretty cautious when it comes to buying big stuff. I replied with something witty and practical and went off to lunch.
Then after lunch I get this:
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Come on, I am picking you up at lunch (noonish) and we are going to go get you your bike. That is why we work. If you don't I may just go do it myself and then you are stuck with the color I pick.
Reply please.
CB
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WTF?
I missed her for lunch and I need to ask her what is going on but I have to go to yet another meeting.
When I get out of my meeting I get a call from the security desk. They have a package for me. It's probably just some crap from Microsoft that wouldn't fit in my mailbox.
So I head over to the security desk...
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And the guard hands me this:
That's when I almost shat my dockers right there in the front lobby. Inside there was a card telling me I needed to call MotoSports and tell them what color I wanted.
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And a few hours later I picked up this:
And I love it! My man bags are on backorder but this bike will be the perfect sport tourer for Idaho. And it's pretty quick too.
That's my story.
So I've been wondering, is this still a sport touring bike and can sill hang out with you guys? Can I still be a ST.Ner?
Here's a visual aid to go with my question. He's running the OEM Scorpion tires too. Nevermind the form of the guy in front of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKYryaPurWU
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My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Brad1445
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 07:57:36 AM »
I want to have sex with your bike
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #2 on:
September 16, 2007, 07:59:13 AM »
Nice bike, nicer wife. She got an older sister?
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XLR8
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 07:59:26 AM »
Quote from: Brad1445 on September 16, 2007, 07:57:36 AM
I want to have sex with your bike
$990 please.
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I'm feeling it now...
Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 08:01:14 AM »
Now, SHE is a keeper!!
Great looking bike man. Congrats!
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #5 on:
September 16, 2007, 08:25:15 AM »
Not just KTM koolaid, Adventure Touring koolaid!!!!
Nice!
Would have your wife call me wife, please?
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 08:29:58 AM »
Just tell me your wife has a sister for me, please, just tell me that.
Lie if you have to, I just wanna hear it.
Fantastic sir, that bike exudes 'wanna play' attitude.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #7 on:
September 16, 2007, 08:41:16 AM »
You can still hang with us, but you have to sport an ST.N sticker on that thing
Nice choice, love the orange metalflake.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #8 on:
September 16, 2007, 08:45:03 AM »
And the ADV shall conquer the world!
GREAT bike!
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #9 on:
September 16, 2007, 08:51:59 AM »
That is Sofa King cool!
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Cute Picture, eh?
Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #10 on:
September 16, 2007, 09:34:58 AM »
Nice!
But you still won't be able to keep up.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #11 on:
September 16, 2007, 09:45:23 AM »
Tsk, tsk, XLR8, it seems as though you have trouble taking "Yes." for an answer!
Nice scoot, enjoy!!
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »
Ta-DAH!
Congrats on marrying well and congrats on the Ka-Toom. Sweet looking bike. Is the 610 worried?
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 09:50:46 AM »
Awesome bike.
Better wife.
Congrats on both.
Is this bike coming to 4.5?
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 10:33:29 AM »
If your excuse for not taking it to 4.5 involves back ordered bags, I can save some space for your stuff in my cavernous FJR bags.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 02:45:03 PM »
Watch it man. My wife surprised me with my VFR for Valentine's Day 2005, then told me she wanted a divorce after I got back from WRCM 2005 in June. hehe
Just kidding. We were on the rocks way before that. Congrats, man. I'm jealous. I'll have a bike for WCRM 2008 even if it's an Aero 50 scooter, damn it. =)
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 02:49:20 PM »
Cool bike, sweet wife as well.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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September 16, 2007, 03:36:06 PM »
My wife hasn't gone so far as to do all this, but I could see it happening.
She did help me swap an engine today on two Goldwings.
Does that make her count as a supportive spouse?
http://www.sport-touring.net/forums/index.php/topic,11061.0.html
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #18 on:
September 16, 2007, 03:53:06 PM »
Nice motorcycle XLR8. It will work very nice on those Idaho roads. I assume that we will be seeing more ride reports in the dirt section.
I would vote that you can stay here. Even if I see you post once in awhile on that "other" site.
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Re: My Wife Serves Me Some Orange Kool-Aid
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Reply #19 on:
September 16, 2007, 07:54:08 PM »
Dude. Was that the day we went to Goldy's for lunch? Sorry about that. I guess it worked out in the end
I would have loved to have seen your face when the guard handed you that bag
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