Have you ever "gotten some" on a motorcycle?

[1KPerDay]

Yes, making out counts.
 
Bonus points for action while the motorcycle is moving down the road.
 
No, if the bike is on a trailer or in the back of a pickup, it doesn't count.
 
 
 
BTW this is why God invented centerstands.

[jeepinbanditrider]

I voted no becuase I've never actually made out ON a motorcycle but leaned up against one.  Does that count?  I would think that the balance and cordnation required would be hard to obtain "in the heat of the moment".

[Playinthestreet]

Don't encourage 1K, he dreams up plenty on his own:D

[Mrs. DantesDame]

Yes, making out counts.

Over and above basic requirements, tyvm
 

Bonus points for action while the motorcycle is moving down the road.

I get bonus points!
 

No, if the bike is on a trailer or in the back of a pickup, it doesn't count.  

Not on you life!!!
 
 
 

BTW this is why God invented centerstands.

Yep, they work well too

[DredheadV2.0]

Erm.

Not as such, no.

[bubba zanetti]

Er .... ah ..... hmmm ...... define "making out"....

[DredheadV2.0]

Considering how easy it is to rock the bike off the centerstand, I can only assume that "getting some" on a bike without knocking it off the stand would actually be pretty boring.

Thankfully, some actions are actually pretty easy on a moving bike, provided traffic is light and the rider doesn't get too distracted.  But do take care that you're wearing your textile riding gear and not the leathers.

[jeepinbanditrider]

I guess assless chaps are out of the question then?

[giantsquid]

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Thankfully, some actions are actually pretty easy on a moving bike, provided traffic is light and the rider doesn't get too distracted. But do take care that you're wearing your textile riding gear and not the leathers.

[Jeff N]

I've gotten "felt up" whilst pillion enjoyed the vibrations. Does that count?

[arkansawyer]

Dante, do you have a special pair of panties you keep Nikwaxed for trips on the KLR?

[sideshow]

Considering how easy it is to rock the bike off the centerstand, .

Always carry zipties in your tankbag.  You can use one to apply the front brake lever.  Very handy when changing fluids.
 
This is the mods & maintenance forum, right?

[1KPerDay]

Now I'm sorry I started this thread...

[sprocket]

gotten some what?

[Driveshaft]

Isn't this where someone says this thread is useless with out pictures?

[olderigetfasteriwas]

I've gotten "felt up" whilst pillion enjoyed the vibrations. Does that count?

 
Only if you were with someone.

[Giaka]

I would think that the balance and cordnation required would be hard to obtain "in the heat of the moment".

Think "large heavy bike with a centerstand". The concours is good for something at least.

[DredheadV2.0]

Always carry zipties in your tankbag.  You can use one to apply the front brake lever.  Very handy when changing fluids.
 

Sheeit.  I can hardly remember to use...

nevermind.

TMI.

[Jetboy]

Handjobs count if not your own hand correct

[DredheadV2.0]

Handjobs count if not your own hand correct

Hence my admonition to wear the textiles, not the leathers.

[Albie]

Yes, wasn't moving though. Hey I was a Sophomore in high school and wasn't old enough to have a car license yet. You gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Against The Wind]

Naturally.

[ttewejnodnarb]

You would have gotten a different answer if the poll was "because of"
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Sick-O!!

[Busy Little Whiner]

Certainly Mary and I have... but it wasn't moving... mercy... my Trusty
Husky moved about too much...

[black hills]

Yes I have, even on a VFR!!

[JETSET]

I have broken in every bike I owned and my 07 is on the way:)

[Cpl Punishment]

I am just so pleased I found this site and joined!!! This thread is just sooooo exciting!!!!!!!!! More, More!:thumbsup:

[HWY 128]

No, but I once crashed into the back of a bus while looking up the skirt of a coed who was sitting at a bus stop bench. I was only going a couple of mph, and didn't even drop it, just kind of bounced off the back of the bus.

[waycool]

Hasnt everyone who owns a bike?
 
It is one of the reasons of owning one is it not?
 
Next question should be when was the last time you got some on your bike?

[forester]

I only voted yes because there wasn't a "DUH!" choice.

[Shizoku]

Yep, on a moving Kawasaki KZ650 and a stationary quad.
 
Ah, the frivolity of youth
 
Shiz

[RickC1957]

No...I'm ugly as sin, who would have me

[evilmedic13]

I only voted yes because there wasn't a "DUH!" choice.

+1

[kawrider67]

Sure thing, I do all sorts of stuff on my connie  

[Ninja Woman]

Sure thing, I do all sorts of stuff on my connie  

You have?    

[Scratch33]

Is this related to the "Reach Around And Wrench It Off" thread?

Gawd, I hope not.

[black hills]

Is this related to the "Reach Around And Wrench It Off" thread?

Gawd, I hope not.

The "reach around" is always good!!

[tripleplayer]

I`m adog I took my girlfriends mom for a ride on my triumph back inthe sixties had to stop and pack her full of pecker she needed it.I got laid alot back than weren`t many bikes back than and the ladies loved them!!!

[noside]

Does a reach around from the pillion count???  

[Hardware]

Nuthin' like taking a girl who, "...just wants to be friends..." on a 7/10ths sport-tour through the Adirondacks and she ends up giving a reach around!

As for the poonanny I've gotten post ride - well that's a whole other story.  

Without motorcycles I'd have only had sex about three times in my life...

[sammyseaman]

Yes definately. One of the perks to bike ownership, muscle cars too. Girls think they're cool and no matter what kind of bike (except scooters, Pacific Coasts and Wings) you have the girls relate it to being a bad boy which ups the gettin some odds.

[mjrfd99]

Got pictures too!!!

[nnjhawk02]

At least twice that I can remember right now.

1) On a 1978 Yami 750 triple in a library parking lot - her bent over seat.

2) In a doctors lot - 1988 BMW R100RT - both of us naked & staff starting to come out thank God that Beemer had a full fairing & hard luggage.  We call that story the Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon story.

[ZREXER]

Its funny that a lot of the advertising you see to sell bikes (particularly cruisers) is that you will be the ultimate 'chick magnet' if you get one of their bikes.

In reality if you are a shy, ugly guy, you will still be the same, except you will now have a bike!

[knobby]

  Very soon I hope!!!  

[jay547]

as of yesterday, i can change my vote to "yes".  

[Shhted]

I worked at a marina that shared a parking lot with a bar.  Whilest wrenching on an outboard motor in the marina shop, it was raining to beat the band.  Tubby McPirate and his Booty Sloot exit the bar, mount his Harley, and start riding circles in the parking lot.  She whips him out and begins flogging his bishop.  I threw up in my mouth a little, and shut the shop door.

I used to ride a Suzuki, then got a beemer.  So the answer to the poll is "Not a chance."

[Scoop]

no, but now I want to!!
I need to get out more!

[650strom]

I had to vote VIRGIN , and that's bike-virginity  

[Mrs. DantesDame]

[sammyseaman]

I had to vote VIRGIN , and that's bike-virginity  

One word: VStrom