Cheating Wife

[alphabet man]

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her incase she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see some thing that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should  change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?




















   Stolen from Dootalk - had to pass it on

[Against The Wind]

This is a pretty good standard. What the hell eh?

[ToadRide]

Chain the wife, leave the sprocket.

[Kool shades]

BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTLEY BRILLIANT!

[Mookie]

 

[Dr. Zorko]

Been there man! I know how you feel. All I can say is that you need to move on, and get a better light source for that sort of work.

[jschmidt]

The standard thread title for this joke is: "I need some help and advice"

At least it was the other 2,000 times somebody posted it.  

[RenegadeVT]

That is perfect, and the funny thing is



I can see most of us doing exactly that!

[bubba zanetti]

LOL ...  

que ... lizzabet !!!  

[lizzabet]

hmmmmmmmmmm.........he's looking for trouble on a friday night!!!!!
 My best advice is.......if your rear is hooked and worn,   but your links are still lively    go buy some flowers and a nice bottle of vino and while you are out pick up that BMW 1200 GS that you have been drooling over, pookie!  

[basco]

Funny but one word of advice, put more space between the text and the   smileys. I can tell this was a joke as soon as the web page loaded up.

[alphabet man]

hmmmmmmmmmm.........he's looking for trouble on a friday night!!!!!
 My best advice is.......if your rear is hooked and worn,   but your links are still lively    go buy some flowers and a nice bottle of vino and while you are out pick up that BMW 1200 GS that you have been drooling over, pookie!  

 You heard it here first folks, her words "go pick up the 1200GS" first time I have used the dancing banana......... although this may be some sort of trick hmmmmm  

[ZED]

Depends upon the milage.
(on the chain of course   )

I wouldn't change the wife.  Mine changes the chain for me.  

[ninjadad66]

LMAO!!!!  I was hooked on the story.  that's a good one.

[arktazz]

 

[faststage1]

good job! You got both me and the wife. That reminds me I need to tighten my chain.

[Front Runner]

you had me going for a moment there. good one.