I guess this stuff has been around awhile if my local supermarket is carrying it. I just had to try the Harley Davidson brand beef jerky. It's marketed as "Road Food", I'm sorry, but when I hear "Road Food" I start thinking about the dead dog along side of the road. Anyhow, the package had "Beef Jerky" written on it so I figured it had to have some beef in it.
While eating a couple pieces I noticed a few things:
-The jerky dripped oil on my pants.
-I was chewing noticibly slower than usual.
-I had an overwhelming feeling that I needed to find other people eating HD jerky and chew slowly together in a large group.
-For some reasons the jerky stopped working. I don't know how to explain how it stopped working, it just did.
-I thought about asking my dentist for chrome fillings next time I have a cavity.
I'll be sure to give a report when the digestion process is complete, one think is for certain, there will probably be a lot of obnoxious backfiring...
