Req! I Need a Ruling. SCIENCE HAS FOUND ORAL SEX GENE

[jerome_oneil]

I am not making this up.

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn12922-oral-sex-gene-helps-male-fish-fake-it.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

[Utard]

Quick. Whip up some batches of this gene and inject them in women everywhere!  

Finally, science is fun!!

 

[Giaka]

Man leave it up to those East Africa Cichlids..  

[keystonejenks]

Man I hope it's true and can be purchased on the black market any day now!!   However, I want this story to pass the 48 probation period because this story didn't: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm

[cultureslayer]

Humans can benefit from this.

Moral of the story: Make it look like something she wants in her mouth.

Solution: wrap it in a hotdog bun.  

[keystonejenks]

Humans can benefit from this.

Moral of the story: Make it look like something she wants in her mouth.

Solution: wrap it in a hotdog bun.  

So do you use condiments when you do this?  

[cultureslayer]

So do you use condiments when you do this?  

Cheez-whiz  

[StacyT]

Cheez-whiz  

You didn't really say whiz in this thread did you??

[Mrs. DantesDame]

Cheez-whiz  

Oooo - nice!!!!  You've got good taste  

cheez

[cultureslayer]

Oooo - nice!!!!  You've got good taste  

cheez

Nah, I'm all about the willy-dog.  

[Johnny Busa]

Well... I'm a little disappointed that they didn't include the " money shot ", in the fish video.  

[toddrod]

I read the article and it totally scared me.....

it said the lady fish made baby fish in her mouth!!!  

Dangit, oral sex was invented to avoid making babies!!!  

[arkansawyer]

Yup.  The stork brings babies.  The swallow does not.

[Jeff N]

I promise.

[arkansawyer]

Promise what?
The third biggest lie in the world?
I won't cum in your mouth?

[shah269]

I'm  just going to keep my mouth shut and walk away from this......

[katzke]

Promise what?
The third biggest lie in the world?
I won't cum in your mouth?

What are the first two? One of 'em's gotta be "Don't worry, honey, I can't get pregnant right now."

[bubba zanetti]

Promise what?
The third biggest lie in the world?
I won't cum in your mouth?

Yes, there is a Santa.
The cheque is in the mail.

... LOL

[cultureslayer]

What are the first two? One of 'em's gotta be "Don't worry, honey, I can't get pregnant right now."

I was mad, when I went in for the follow up after having my tubes tied I forgot to get the pics from the doctor to prove it!  I was going to frame them and give 'em to the boyfriend as a joke.  

[Dichotomous]

they didnt find an oral sex gene, they found a gene in males that allowed them to imitate near their spermshooter something the females had an urge to put in their mouth.

[jerome_oneil]

they didnt find an oral sex gene, they found a gene in males that allowed them to imitate near their spermshooter something the females had an urge to put in their mouth.

Shut. Up.

Back to the oral sexors gene....

[sammyseaman]

What are the first two? One of 'em's gotta be "Don't worry, honey, I can't get pregnant right now."

The other one has to be "I'll call you".

[cultureslayer]

I have made a grave mistake.  

I was thinking of easy cheese and not cheez whiz when I posted.  

[arkansawyer]

I was referring to one of David Allan(sp) Coe's many filthy songs.  
Some lyrics;
This'll only hurt for a little while
I'll only put the head of it in
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth

The song starts off with a guy picking up some girl and giving her that line.  Then he winds up in jail and another guy gives him the same line.