Doing research for this years silliest & dumbist Criminals, Darwin Awards is a good place to start.
Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction! ROTFLMAO!
The Reposting a lot of the links don't seem to work.
The ones listed below & more are here.
http://boards.crimelibrary.com/showthread.php?p=9058857#post9058857Severely Frustrated Mechanic
Unsafely uses a shotgun in Residential Port Orchard WA with painful consequences. Hell of a price to loosen lug nuts.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...11-190321.htmlBurglar Loses His 'CaHonies'
11/07/2007
Hot Burglar Pays A Hefty Price.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...07-093539.htmlBad Luck Burglar
6/07
Keeps being surprised & jumping out of windows.
1. Breaks his arm caught bail
2. Greeted By A Police Dog caught bail
3. On a hill 1st floor in front, surprised jumps 3rd floor in back. Demise
http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/20...09-181426.htmlRobbing A Gun Store With A Machete
6/07
OMG I guess this Aussie never heard the saying
"Don't Bring A Knife To A Gun Fight"
http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/20...20-220525.htmlLibido, Beer Anything Looks Good
19 Aug 2007
A quite dead naked man was found in the Zoo's Girls Bear Cage.
Trespassing
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-08.htmlA Man Exposing Himself Painfully Rebuffed
When He Whipped It Out,
The Store Clerk Made It Painful Enough He Blacked Out!
don't taze me bro & hold the corn
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...14-123811.htmlSecurity Guard Becomes A Thief
10/30/07
He should have left the Spider Man Stunts To The Movies.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/200710...30-025320.htmlCar Ends Domestic Violence
10/26/07
The couple having exited their car throwing punches at each other on an on ramp, were instantly separated & road kill was the result.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/200710...26-062221.htmlPaying The Cab Fair Would Have Been Smarter
Nov 3 07
The Flying Leap 'Face Plant' Was A Dumb Move.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...03-131551.htmlJoyriding a Pedal Boat
11/12/07
Make Sure The Drain Plug Is Installed.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...12-010855.htmlCaught Breaking Into Cars & Flees Police
11/12/07
Felony Elude ended abruptly when the retention pond through which he was escaping, became a 'happy meal' time for alligators.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...12-211531.htmlHubby Decides To Kill Cheating Spouse
11/1/07
He's gonna blow her up. He turned on all the gas valves & and leaves the door open. He forgot something and went back & turned on the light.
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pe...01-074126.htmlPublic Sex Causes A Tumble
"Coitus Interruptus" June 2007
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-05.html
