The Gold Bond powder thread

[TomInOregon]

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921&page=1&pp=25

[Lawn Dart]

Best Thread EVAR.
 

[DNA]

Oh my - I forgot just how funny - I just about puked in my office from lack of O2 I was laughing so hard - and I only made it to page 2.

[basco]

We used to have a thread like that here.

[FJRPierre]

One of my great riding moments was being halfway across NA, experiencing the first few days of Utah heat, and the heat rash was so bad I had to buy a bottle of blue Gold Bond on the fly at some desert joint and run into a local gas station to apply liberally!:o
Man I came out of the washroom with a big grin on my face and my black riding gear just covered in white powder. The bottle has been in my tank bag ever since!

[MarcS]

The stuff really is money. The mentholated version will really wake you up in the morning.

[Captain Obvious]

Oh my - I forgot just how funny - I just about puked in my office from lack of O2 I was laughing so hard - and I only made it to page 2.

And.... I'm now trying to explain why I'm spewing lunch out my nose to my cow-orkers......

[MDHCO]

 
My boys!
 

[couchflyer]

  I'll never be without Gold Bond

[Bodhi]

Jeez, they have forums for everything. North American Suburu Imprezza forum? What, do they have like 15 members?

[greench440]

Jeez, they have forums for everything. North American Suburu Imprezza forum? What, do they have like 15 members?

Yeah, and they are all still in high school.

[RickC1957]

:lmao:I think I peed myself.....too funny

[fhaze]

One of my co-workers is a mod in the Off Topic area on that board.. I just yelled out "1,000 tiny gnomes" and we both burst into laughter..the other people in the room were all WTF?


Now we have to explain and link.

[Explorer]

How long have you been ridding? I’ve been using Corn starch since the age of 8 (off road). It doses exactly the same thing as Gold Bond and the Monkey butt powder. If you look at the ingredients of these two I suspect you will find the main ingredient will be corn starch.   Man do I feel old now:eek:

[Bodhi]

I'll bet most of the members of that forum still use Clear-a-sil.

[torags v2]

How long have you been ridding? I’ve been using Corn starch since the age of 8 (off road). It doses exactly the same thing as Gold Bond and the Monkey butt powder. If you look at the ingredients of these two I suspect you will find the main ingredient will be corn starch.   Man do I feel old now:eek:

Yeah... But who wants to break out in muffins around their crotch.

[Headmanbrewing]

Let's see... 1,000 tiny gnomes baking crotch muffins and goin' all Mike Tyson on my junk

 

too damn funny

Scott

[Hardware]

That Subaru OT thread has got to be the most linked to other forums for the whole 'net.

[ducsbill]

 
Yeah, and they are all still in high school.

Definitely a extremely funny thread.  I had forgotten about it, but before you poke fun at the Subaru folks you might take a look at some stats from the NASIOC board.

1. Most users ever online was 6,057, 01-18-2004 at 03:35 PM.
2. Threads: 1,041,573
3. Posts: 15,441,103
4. Members: 125,329
5. Active Members: 35,122

I happen to also be a member of that board as well, since my four wheeled vehicles happen to be Subarus.  NASIOC is one of several boards that cover all things Subaru.
Bill W.

[Wockman]

I first found out about it while deployed to Kuwait. 140 degree afternoons were a little easier to tolerate with some Gold Bond sprinkled here and there.  Awesome stuff.

[bluepoof]

The GB nut powder gnome thread never ever EVER gets old.  

[basco]

A Gold Bond moment I will never forget is when a bunch of us were on the way to ESTN in Vermont. We stopped at a McDonald for a pit stop. I came out of MD's and here is Dred dosing himself with Gold Bond in the middle of a big white cloud. I'm sure a lot here can picture this....  

[spinalator]

Soon kiddos, it will be time to get out the summer gear, and some (ahem) Gold Bond!

[Mastros2]

The stuff really is money. The mentholated version will really wake you up in the morning.

I agree 100%!  

[atadaskew]

Good lord I had to stop reading after:

"What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there.

cornstarch... jesus."

 

[dinolee]

Don't do it...step up to the green and stay there. Yellow is for pussies, and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner.

Oh god, after 6 hours of mind numbing application training, this is just what I needed this afternoon.  

[Guy]

The "squeeze the bottle for an eruption for powder while standing in the Captain Morgan position" is still my favorite form of application. Unfortunately you will occasionally go overboard and your floor will look like Paul Rueben just had a hookers and blow party in your bathroom.

Hahahahahahaha  

[Mrs. DantesDame]

'Tis the season!

[bluepoof]

'Tis the season!

I repeat my five year old   comment:

The GB nut powder gnome thread never ever EVER gets old.  

[vfrrider]

Sorry, I don't see one mention of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, a Texas original due to the heat down here. Look it up.

Larry
VFRrider

[maddjack]

Sorry, I don't see one mention of Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, a Texas original due to the heat down here. Look it up.

Larry
VFRrider

Yep it works, Tractor supply has it .

[Jblk9695]

Hell at my age one of the biggest thrills I get is putting some green GB on my junk after a shower, YEEEHAAA

Jerry

[Cablebandit]

Yep it works, Tractor supply has it .

They also carry the talc free ladies variety as well.

[sagerat]

Omigawd that thread is hysterical.  The dog and cats are wondering why I've been cackling so hard I had to put my head on the table and then try to breath.

The Captain Morgan visual was priceless.