I HATE BEIGE !!!! THERE ARE OTHER COLOURS DAMMIT !!!!

[Against The Wind]

Every fricken addition in this town is being done in BEIGE stucco. It's like the stucco manufacturers don't supply any other colours. What? Benjamin Moore only sells BEIGE paint? If I see one more stucco addition done in BEIGE, I'm gonna go nuts !!!!


TOO LATE !!!!! The addition across the street arrived today.....huge crane....street closed....2nd floor arrives on 6 tractor trailers and they hoist the things up one section at a time. By tomorrow the new 2nd floor will be all closed in and all they will have to do is make the necessary connections and complete the final touches. Nice and quick. But what colour is the new stucco siding?

BEIGE !!!!   AAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg gggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Against The Wind]

...and while I'm at it, somebody please buy a car that's NOT SILVER !!!!!!

[Shaggy-R6]

Statistically, silver cars are the least likely to get into an accident.  This, according to my bosses wife who insisted her new car be silver because of this stat.    Call the colour grey and take 'em down a peg or two.  

[Baron Samedi]

When I am retired, I intend to buy a beige camper, a beige windcheater (remember those?) and a beige flat cap. I shall take revenge upon the world. I shall drive around, sleeping where I like, holding up traffic when I want to, and exclaiming loudly about local cooking and lack of English. I shall  park in silly places, become even more grumpy, and invade Poland.

Beige is the language of revenge.

[bubba zanetti]

Hmm ... Beige rage  

It is not beige ... it is mushroom.  

[greench440]

You're forgetting other exciting colors like Desert Sand, Taupe, Mauve, .....

[miles]

You're forgetting other exciting colors like Desert Sand, Taupe, Mauve, .....

Mauve ain't beige- it's pink.

[bubba zanetti]

Isn't that fuschia ??

[miles]

Isn't that fuschia ??

No, this is:

[bubba zanetti]

Nah ... that is mauve.


.... (miles must be colour blind ....  )

[miles]

Nah ... that is mauve.

Trust me.  I work for the Government.

[stewm_21]

Trust me.  I work for the Government.

  trust me I work for   the govmnt    

[greench440]

Mauve ain't beige- it's pink.

But it's still boring.

[miles]

But it's still boring.

There's no doubt about that.

[IslandGirl]

beige is the color of a yawn...

nap time anyone?

[Against The Wind]

Trust me.  I work for the Government.

 

Oh man I just spilt my milk....and I don't drink milk.

[Against The Wind]

Beige is the language of revenge.

Ok now I get it. Fricken kids. Get off the lawn. And while I'm at it:

VFR's SUCK

[Against The Wind]

By the way..in case it's not totally obvious....I can't find the "I'm drink" thread. Maybe somebody can move it here for me.
Hey, that's pretty good spelling....I need another drink...the Jays are beating the A's and the Rangers are leading the Devils....

[Baz]

Every fricken addition in this town is being done in BEIGE stucco. It's like the stucco manufacturers don't supply any other colours. What? Benjamin Moore only sells BEIGE paint? If I see one more stucco addition done in BEIGE, I'm gonna go nuts !!!!


TOO LATE !!!!! The addition across the street arrived today.....huge crane....street closed....2nd floor arrives on 6 tractor trailers and they hoist the things up one section at a time. By tomorrow the new 2nd floor will be all closed in and all they will have to do is make the necessary connections and complete the final touches. Nice and quick. But what colour is the new stucco siding?

BEIGE !!!!   AAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggg gggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You know, it's a calming colour!

[bubba zanetti]

You know, it's a calming colour!

Clearly.


 

[falcofred]

I hate Beige, because almost all Motor Homes and campers are Beige, big, slow, scenery blocking beige motorhomes that won't pull over no matter how much traffic is stacked up behind them

[bubba zanetti]

I hate Beige, because almost all Motor Homes and campers are Beige, big, slow, scenery blocking beige motorhomes that won't pull over no matter how much traffic is stacked up behind them

My VW Westfalia is silver and goes fast enough thank you !!!


 

[Lacessit]

...and while I'm at it, somebody please buy a car that's NOT SILVER !!!!!!

HEY! I bought my silver car because it came in two colors that year.. I'm sure you can understand my predicament:

Silver-Black interior
White- Beige interior

What would you have done?

[Against The Wind]

My VW Westfalia is silver and goes fast enough thank you !!!

 

[bubba zanetti]

 

Hey, it'll do 100 kmh on a hill man !!!  I swear. Pretty good for a 91.  


Ok ... that is downhill .....

[Against The Wind]

1972....Vancouver to Cranbrook in a 65 microbus....I think it took me 2 days...the looks I got from car drivers who were finally able to pass me  ...70 mph downhill, 7 mph uphill.

[bubba zanetti]

95 hp now baby !! ... Yeah !! It is hyper drive by comparison to my 67.

 

Ok Ok .... my apologies to all those on Highway 1 in California in early August. The silver 91 Westy with BC plates with the driver who leans into corners ....  will pull over asap. Promise.  

[VIVID1]

...and while I'm at it, somebody please buy a car that's NOT SILVER !!!!!!

I   silver

[Against The Wind]

I   silver

It's ok Anna. We all make mistakes.  

[Kool shades]

It's a well known fact that silver vehicles stay cleaner longer than non-silver vehicles...
(I proved that when I got rid of my black truck & got the silver car!!!)

[Against The Wind]

Using words like "proven" and "fact" means that this thread has turned into a political discussion and that is simply not allowed. So there.

[faststage1]

WTF? A "BEIGE" thread? It must still be snowing in Toronto
Can't talk now, the plate is on the Tiger and the sun is shining?

[VIVID1]

It's a well known fact that silver vehicles stay cleaner longer than non-silver vehicles...
(I proved that when I got rid of my black truck & got the silver car!!!)

True that   My previous car was black    

[Baron Samedi]

I hate Beige, because almost all Motor Homes and campers are Beige, big, slow, scenery blocking beige motorhomes that won't pull over no matter how much traffic is stacked up behind them

Which is exactly why beige is the colour of revenge.  

[veefer800canuck]

Beige is the new black!