More Bikes or Girlfriends/Wives

[138742]

It's over your lifetime not what you currently have. Just curious.    

[bubba zanetti]

How do you .... ah ... define .... girlfriend .... like ?

[ksann]

My definition of GF or hers?

Either way, that takes it for me.


Basically, I am a slut.


Did you ask how many GF's while I had a wife  




ken

[GilaMonster]

Ummmmmm....

13 motorcycles

2 ex-wives
7 ex-girlfriends

note to file....it's legal to lock motorcycles in the garage when you are mad at them, and they are far less expensive.

[Stripes]

I've definitely had more women than bikes!

[photomd]

Bike are easy. If you listen to 'em, tweak 'em a little, they always do what you ask. Women...not so much.

And I should add that I don't think men are any better.  

[stromgal]

Waaaay more bikes than boyfriends. I have my priorities straight.

 

[Mrs. DantesDame]

Waaaay more bikes than boyfriends. I have my priorities straight.

 

heeh - I'm right there with ya!  

[MK96xj]

5 bikes

Girlfriends

I ran out of fingers and toes

[DredheadV2.0]

Look look.  See Dred plead the 5th.

[stefrrr]

I've definitely had more bikes than girlfriends/wives.  

[DredheadV2.0]

I've definitely had more bikes than girlfriends/wives.  

ToddRod will be disappointed to read that.

[Oddball]

More bikes easy.

Now looking for the girlfriend that loves to ride.  Not so easy.

[stefrrr]

ToddRod will be disappointed to read that.

  Well, to keep him happy, I will mention that I've had two bikes...  

[Magnarider]

Easily more bikes than girlfriends.   7 bikes if you include everything from my first xr100r to the GPZ to my XS650 streetracker that quit running right 3 weeks after we got it.  2 girlfriends if you include, well, both of them  .  And yes, we still have the XS, she's just a bit of a project bike that hasn't gotten a lot of work on her for a while.  Nevermind the multitude of parts for it floating around in the garage and shed.  

[jay547]

More bikes easy.

Now looking for the girlfriend that loves to ride.  Not so easy.

more bikes here too. i also found the girlfriend that loves to ride. unfortunately, after a year plus, it seems that it's not enough to make it worth it.

[ksann]

  Well, to keep him happy, I will mention that I've had two bikes...  

oooh, that still keeps the imagination going......





ken

[desert_rider]

Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you take another one for a quick spin.

[bluepoof]

Lessee...

Bikes: 6
Boyfriends: 6
Husbands: 1

But since the husband was also counted as one of the boyfriends....I have a tie!!!  

[TomGolden]

I fall into the # wife/girlfriends > # bikes.

I only started riding in early 2004, and have owned a total of 3 bikes (2 of which I still own).

I started dating in 1981, and have had 1 failed marriage and numerous other failed attempts at dating/relationships. Somewhere around 10 - 15 I'd have to guess.

[ksann]

I think this would have been more fun if it would have been posed as:

"Have you had more girlfriends while married, than motorcycles?"




ken
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[DredheadV2.0]

I think this would have been more fun if it would have been posed as:

"Have you had more girlfriends while married, than motorcycles?"

You, sir, are a ho.

[jude]

Um, er, ah...  If i toss out the 70's, it's about a tie with the number of bikes/GF's or wives.  If I include the 70's, well, frankly I had no idea what a motorcycle was.  

[bubba zanetti]

What a bunch of pig dog sluts.

I feel so ... so ... unclean.

[MungoJerrie]

Um bikes are less exspensive than wives thats why there are always more!

[EricJ]

More bikes! One wife is good enough for me!  

[Playinthestreet]

More bikes

[RickC1957]

  I go thru wives and girlfriends faster than I go thru underwear How come no FB option Besides bikes are more stable than any wife or GF I have had  

[cultureslayer]

More bikes, only because most guys have their head way too far up their butt.  

We are talking the human powered two wheelers too, right?  Because I've owned 6 different ones 5 years. Everything from an old ladies road bike I found near the dumpster and fixed up as a spare to the Ultegra touring bike.  

[DredheadV2.0]

  I go thru wives and girlfriends faster than I go thru underwear

With a tongue like that, it's probably not hard to attract the ladies  

[Kool shades]

Hell, it's more fun than collecting hats...

[Hardware]

The definition of girlfriend clouds it.

If that includes multi-day to a few week long flings - then way more wimmins than bikes.  I mean, who can keep track of it all?

If girlfriend means someone I've been serious & exclusive with (i.e. cohabitated or shared housekeys) then...[counting fingers...carry the 1...]

Girlfriends/Wives: 4

Bikes: 5

Bikes have it!

[cyclopathic]

The definition of girlfriend clouds it.

Girlfriend is a term that can refer to either a female partner in a non-marital romantic relationship or a female non-intimate friend

 more so @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend

basically a) you have to know her name; b) be in some kind of relationship (romantic or friendship).. just having sex with girl you picked in club and not sure of real name doesn't cut it. But then again, how long it takes to establish relationship? 1/2hr?  

[rodm850g]

lesssee,
1. Wife
2. girlfriends.....not too many
3. bikes....10 or more
Rod

[helodoc]

Since I used to live on this compound in Texas, I'd have to say my current stable of wives exceeds my stable of motorcycles. Motorcycles don't do the dishes..you know!   Since I recently fled to avoid the lawmen, I'm sure my 14 wives are planning to sell everything I own to support my 47 children.

[Windblown]

Bikes are far easier to get rid of when the new wears off.  

[stevent]

it's a tough call, if you mean girlfriends like "girlfriends" that I actually had a relationship with then I've had waaay more bikes......

If you mean girlfriends like "I grew up in the 80's your hot lets go fuck" then....probably about even...maybe a few more bikes.....

   

[SteveG]

  +1 LOL

I think this would have been more fun if it would have been posed as:

"Have you had more girlfriends while married, than motorcycles?"




ken
(no comment)

[jsanford]

More bikes, only because most guys have their head way too far up their butt.  

We are talking the human powered two wheelers too, right?  Because I've owned 6 different ones 5 years. Everything from an old ladies road bike I found near the dumpster and fixed up as a spare to the Ultegra touring bike.  

Oh no.  That f--ks up my answer in the poll.

What does it say that I have German motorcycles and Italian-American bicycles....?

[cultureslayer]

Oh no.  That f--ks up my answer in the poll.

What does it say that I have German motorcycles and Italian-American bicycles....?

You're elitist?  

I doubt most people counted bicycles.  If motorcycles cost the same as bicycles I'm sure I'd have more of them.

[chiltech500]

does less than 2 encounters count as a girlfriend  

[keppyou812]

alas, waaayyyyy, more disasterous relationships than motorcycles..  And yeah, I'm an old fart, and going back into the 70's..

[lightcycle]

LOL! This poll is jokes!

[MIKE_H]

Way more women then bikes!  5 bikes and who knows how many girlfriends.  Only 1 ex-wife though.  

[AutoXer]

Depends on how one looks at it.  If you limit it to the number that have made me happy over a long period of time, then definitely more bikes!

[sammyseaman]

20 years: 1 bike and 12 girlfriends....... Oooops..Please forgive me..... I am dislexic. 20 years: 1 girlfriend and 12 bikes. Now: 0 girlfriends and 2 bikes  

[AJP]

I've only had 1 bike...

[jsanford]

You're elitist?  

I doubt most people counted bicycles.  If motorcycles cost the same as bicycles I'm sure I'd have more of them.

Dunno...my Klein cost more than my F650...

The various definitions of "girlfriend" is very enlightening.   Anywhere from sex twice to sharing housekeys.

I prefer Eddie Murphy's definition:  "I want a woman that excites my intellect as well as my loins!"

[zer0netgain]

Um bikes are less exspensive than wives thats why there are always more!

And you're more likely to bust a nut on your bike than with your wife on any given day.

[cultureslayer]

Dunno...my Klein cost more than my F650...

The various definitions of "girlfriend" is very enlightening.   Anywhere from sex twice to sharing housekeys.

I prefer Eddie Murphy's definition:  "I want a woman that excites my intellect as well as my loins!"

My bicycles are all cheapies.  Most expensive even with the alex rims, 105/ultegra/dura ace was only $500 shipped to my door.  

[black hills]

Near as I can recall 14 bikes 13 wives/girlfriends

[Windblown]

Define Girlfriend, are we talking short term or a relationship long enough to get their full name?  

Liffetime I'm sure Girlfriends (first and last name basis) win.  

However, in the last 23 years I've been with only one woman, yet in the last three I've owned seven bikes. Hmmm, I see a disturbing trend developing here....

[Wetdog]

Bikes are easier to maintain!  My wife really doesn't like the girl friends much, say she would if the bitches would do the dishes or clean up the place once in awhile....lol  

[slipknot]

This is some sort of IQ test, right?

[Bodhi]

Are you measuring quantity or quality?

[Phenix_Rider]

Serious relationships?  1 of each.  Tried on a lot of both till I found one I really liked    Difference is, the bike is still here!

[2RR2NV]

i believe that the bikes win. but not by much. should there also be a pole on how many miles we've rode on each?  women and bikes ?  (or in the case of some of the gals - boys and bikes) uh oh...bad mind fell into the gutter again. if that was the case, then i guess the bikes still win.  

[Ded Fred]

Dang Im to old to remember Ive had lots of both.
 

[VisabilityIsEverything]

2 bikes 1 girl, and of course all 3 are jealous of one another.