More Bikes or Girlfriends/Wives

[chiltech500]

does less than 2 encounters count as a girlfriend  

[keppyou812]

alas, waaayyyyy, more disasterous relationships than motorcycles..  And yeah, I'm an old fart, and going back into the 70's..

[lightcycle]

LOL! This poll is jokes!

[MIKE_H]

Way more women then bikes!  5 bikes and who knows how many girlfriends.  Only 1 ex-wife though.  

[AutoXer]

Depends on how one looks at it.  If you limit it to the number that have made me happy over a long period of time, then definitely more bikes!

[sammyseaman]

20 years: 1 bike and 12 girlfriends....... Oooops..Please forgive me..... I am dislexic. 20 years: 1 girlfriend and 12 bikes. Now: 0 girlfriends and 2 bikes  

[AJP]

I've only had 1 bike...

[jsanford]

You're elitist?  

I doubt most people counted bicycles.  If motorcycles cost the same as bicycles I'm sure I'd have more of them.

Dunno...my Klein cost more than my F650...

The various definitions of "girlfriend" is very enlightening.   Anywhere from sex twice to sharing housekeys.

I prefer Eddie Murphy's definition:  "I want a woman that excites my intellect as well as my loins!"

[zer0netgain]

Um bikes are less exspensive than wives thats why there are always more!

And you're more likely to bust a nut on your bike than with your wife on any given day.

[cultureslayer]

Dunno...my Klein cost more than my F650...

The various definitions of "girlfriend" is very enlightening.   Anywhere from sex twice to sharing housekeys.

I prefer Eddie Murphy's definition:  "I want a woman that excites my intellect as well as my loins!"

My bicycles are all cheapies.  Most expensive even with the alex rims, 105/ultegra/dura ace was only $500 shipped to my door.  

[black hills]

Near as I can recall 14 bikes 13 wives/girlfriends

[Windblown]

Define Girlfriend, are we talking short term or a relationship long enough to get their full name?  

Liffetime I'm sure Girlfriends (first and last name basis) win.  

However, in the last 23 years I've been with only one woman, yet in the last three I've owned seven bikes. Hmmm, I see a disturbing trend developing here....

[Wetdog]

Bikes are easier to maintain!  My wife really doesn't like the girl friends much, say she would if the bitches would do the dishes or clean up the place once in awhile....lol  

[slipknot]

This is some sort of IQ test, right?

[Bodhi]

Are you measuring quantity or quality?

[Phenix_Rider]

Serious relationships?  1 of each.  Tried on a lot of both till I found one I really liked    Difference is, the bike is still here!

[2RR2NV]

i believe that the bikes win. but not by much. should there also be a pole on how many miles we've rode on each?  women and bikes ?  (or in the case of some of the gals - boys and bikes) uh oh...bad mind fell into the gutter again. if that was the case, then i guess the bikes still win.  

[Ded Fred]

Dang Im to old to remember Ive had lots of both.
 

[VisabilityIsEverything]

2 bikes 1 girl, and of course all 3 are jealous of one another.