Adventure Commuting, Agriculture and Handcuffs

[HappyRiding]

I could be wrong but running and hiding changes a fine into a felony  

  Luckily, he never saw me again after the curve. I simply disappeared. There are multiple side roads I could have taken but the hay field was handy. He could only speculate where I went. He can't prove a thing...this time. I promise I'll be good from now on.

[MK96xj]

I promise I'll be good from now on.

Something stinks like,,,, well brown piles found in a field full of hay

[ragtoplvr]

What if the PoPo reads sporttouring.net

I wonder if it would be admissible.  

I am not sure so I have no stories to tell, since I am always a law abiding citizen.  

Of course you could always say that you told the story about the hay bale for the amusement of other advriders because it was so much better than the truth.

The truth is you were overcome with a gastronomic emergency which you attended to in the best place you could find, behind the hay bale.

rod

[FiremanBob]

Why don't they have girls like you in New England!

[HappyRiding]

 

The truth is you were overcome with a gastronomic emergency which you attended to in the best place you could find, behind the hay bale.

I bet that's what MK96xj smelled in the hay field...wait a minute...my poo doesn't emit odor.

[servicerifle]

*Snicker*

I would never expect this sort of behavior from you.  I'm shocked, and a little impressed!  

[HappyRiding]

Why don't they have girls like you in New England!

Don't y'all have a local chapter for G.R.I.T.S. in New England?


G.R.I.T.S. = Girls Raised in the South.

[HappyRiding]

*Snicker*

I would never expect this sort of behavior from you.  I'm shocked, and a little impressed!  

  You and Rod have been excellent mentors.

[R.Markus]

What if the PoPo reads advrider.

Of course you could always say that you told the story about the hay bale for the amusement of other advriders because it was so much better than the truth.

Dude, are you lost or something? Just so you know, you're slumming with the sporties.

[ragtoplvr]

Fixed

BTW I ride a BMW R1150RS  with Ohlins, so I can post here.  I also take it on the dirt, I have been on some roads in AR where I should not have been.  So I post in advrider also.

Their posts of late have been pretty interesting.


Rod

[chornbe]

Dude, are you lost or something? Just so you know, you're slumming with the sporties.

... said the cop in the library with the candlestick.

[Albie]

Good? Are you nuts? Do you realize how unflattering wide horizontal stripes are? Will I have to get a tattoo if I go to jail?

A tattoo, no. A girlfriend, yes.  

[ironmike]

If he had his digital dash cam running... well, you just might as well bring your toothbrush to court on Nov. 5th...

[HappyRiding]

A tattoo, no. A girlfriend, yes.  

  That settles it! The bike is going into the garage behind the tractors. Now, where did I put the keys to my car?

[JIMLARCH]

If he had his digital dash cam running... well, you just might as well bring your toothbrush to court on Nov. 5th...

I don't see it!  She states that she was in the curve and as they passed he put his lights on.  For all she knows he is trying to stop someone ahead of him.  

-He has to prove that she knew he wanted her to stop (if he wants to prove failing to stop for police) and that she took off on him.  I don't see how he can do that when he didn't see her anymore after he passed her, so how can he say she took off.   Sure he knows in his own mind she evaded him, but prove that to a court.

-He has to identify her as the rider of the motorcycle that was speeding (at least he does in where I live, but of course it may be different where she lives).  If she was wearing a full face I don't see how he can prove that.  To say that it "must" be her because he stopped her a few weeks before sure isn't identification of her being the rider this time. If by law he has to identify her, then he won't be sending her a ticket in the mail.

Personally I don't think she has anything to worry about in regards to this incident.  She better hope that he doesn't see her committing an offence in the future, because getting a break, well, very unlikely.

[Hotbrakes]

+1 on painting the bike and helmet.  One point bikers! Zero points involuntary government donation collectors!

A squid would have stayed on the same road and gone way too fast winding up in a serious accident.  Rollin in the hay by yourself and not even a goat?  That's hot!  If I PM my number Sara, will you promise to call?  

I too have "dipped" down a few available logging trails.  It makes me feel like a kid again playing hide and go seek.

[HappyRiding]

 Rollin in the hay by yourself and not even a goat?  That's hot!  If I PM my number Sara, will you promise to call?  

Ummm, no... and I don't think I want to know what you folks in Virginia do with your goats.

[R.Markus]

Ummm, no... and I don't think I want to know what you folks in Virginia do with your goats.

It sounds like you already know.

[HappyRiding]

Accessory "tools"...
...that inflict pain...
...while you remain in command...

Hmmmm

(and you remaining in command, that's the point of this whole thread, right?!)

  Not following ya there Jim. I would try to discourage the leg humpers with a rolled up newspaper but I am afraid that the ones on this site would like it.

[REAPER]

Sara, your a baaaaaaaaaad girl!
Sounds like your enjoying you new ride though.