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He's not tailgating, thats just a Toyota with a stuck gas pedal.

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« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2008, 08:57:47 pm »



For 65 in a 45 a couple months ago. I passed an unmarked car. (no really, I PASSED him) He was driving like a blue-haired old woman. I didn't know it was a cop.




I've passed many a cops. i just don't do it on just the rear wheel.  Burnout
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« Reply #81 on: October 11, 2008, 06:28:52 pm »


I've passed many a cops. i just don't do it on just the rear wheel.  Burnout


Also learn what mandatory equipment any cop car has to have.  Helps to notice what's inside the car before you go to pass.  Wink
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« Reply #82 on: October 12, 2008, 05:42:34 pm »


Sara,
What did you have in the tankbag??


Mp3 player, cell phone, garage door opener, hair brush and tampons.  Lol (You did ask)


*I suspect he knew that my carry permit is expired and wanted to add something else to the ticket. He would have been disappointed because I wasn't packing.
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« Reply #83 on: October 12, 2008, 07:30:03 pm »

I definitely need to get one of these bikes now! I was just thinking for using it on dirt roads and what-not. Dukes of Hazard never crossed my mind! Does your horn play a song?
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« Reply #84 on: October 12, 2008, 09:51:01 pm »



Alabama eagerly awaits your arrival.  Wink Have a good ride!



Thanks, I had a great ride!

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« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2008, 11:00:10 pm »

Ooooooh, you went to Barber? That's still on the list. Very cool. Glad to hear you had a good (and nonfined) time.  Bigok
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« Reply #86 on: October 13, 2008, 04:21:19 am »

pfffffffffffffffffft.

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« Reply #87 on: October 13, 2008, 05:02:34 am »

Not to hijack this thread, but several of you didn't get the "hacksaw meets parking meter" reference.  You need to drop everything and go rent "Cool Hand Luke."  Until then, you suck as a human.
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« Reply #88 on: October 13, 2008, 06:53:00 am »




Mp3 player, cell phone, garage door opener, hair brush and tampons.  Lol (You did ask)


*I suspect he knew that my carry permit is expired and wanted to add something else to the ticket. He would have been disappointed because I wasn't packing.


By the way, if you put tampons on top in your bag, just about any male will suddenly not want to look anyway.  Lol
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« Reply #89 on: October 13, 2008, 08:15:48 am »




By the way, if you put tampons on top in your bag, just about any male will suddenly not want to look anyway.  Lol


The best way to secure a bike when traveling is to cover it and place feminine hygiene products around it. Men are afraid of those things and women usually don't steal bikes. Lol
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« Reply #90 on: October 13, 2008, 08:28:16 am »


pfffffffffffffffffft.

Needs more pirates.

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« Reply #91 on: October 13, 2008, 10:23:54 am »


Not to hijack this thread, but several of you didn't get the "hacksaw meets parking meter" reference.  You need to drop everything and go rent "Cool Hand Luke."  Until then, you suck as a human.


Cool Hand used a pipe cutter.  Not a hacksaw.  Twofinger



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« Reply #92 on: October 13, 2008, 10:43:28 am »

OK, we've got ourselves a gun-toting, rights-asserting, hard-riding chick with enough smarts and style to put the leg-humpers in their place.

Sara, please tell me you're going to the Nat--first beer's on me!   Beerchug
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« Reply #93 on: October 13, 2008, 10:53:29 am »




Cool Hand used a pipe cutter.  Not a hacksaw.  Twofinger



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Damn, my memory sucks!  I'll have to watch again!!
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« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2008, 11:06:18 am »




Damn, my memory sucks!  I'll have to watch again!!


 Lol  You should eat 50 eggs as penance...


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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2008, 11:34:52 am »


OK, we've got ourselves a gun-toting, rights-asserting, hard-riding chick with enough smarts and style to put the leg-humpers in their place.


The sticker on the front of her bike explains it all...




Plus I'm guessing she went to Alabama to ADV's No Clever Name.
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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2008, 12:27:16 pm »

You're just trying to start a site war, aren't you?   Lol
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« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2008, 01:18:51 pm »


OK, we've got ourselves a gun-toting, rights-asserting, hard-riding chick with enough smarts and style to put the leg-humpers in their place.

Sara, please tell me you're going to the Nat--first beer's on me!   Beerchug


Hmmmmmmm,  I have never been in that neck of the woods and with a free beer waiting on me...I will be there! Beerchug
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« Reply #98 on: October 13, 2008, 01:27:36 pm »




The sticker on the front of her bike explains it all...




Plus I'm guessing she went to Alabama to ADV's No Clever Name.


No Clever Name was a great event. Kind of like ESTN but with port-a-potties and bottle rockets. Thumbsup

BTW, I wore my ESTN Roadkill shirt to the ADV rally. There is no need for a site war, there is plenty of love in the world for everybody. Bigok
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« Reply #99 on: October 13, 2008, 01:35:39 pm »



Hmmmmmmm,  I have never been in that neck of the woods and with a free beer waiting on me...I will be there! Beerchug



Will ride 1300 miles for free beer!  Lol

I'm going to use your tip for keeping my bike safe at campus in the spring.  Bigok
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