Lindsay Lohan reaches out to Robert Altman's Family...

[hobbes]

and makes a complete fool of herself. She needs to shut he yap and open her legs more.
 
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2023859.ece

[marc11]

I'd still wreck that chick.

[nnjhawk02]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

[Jeff N]

and makes a complete fool of herself. She needs to shut he yap and open her legs more.

And eat a sandwich or two.

[jerome_oneil]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

I just killed a kitten thinking about that...

Hawt....

[Scratch33]

"...everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on"
 
To crush your enemies... to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women...

[Trash]

 
Huhh.  What is the 12st book?  And what was in the 1th through 11st?

[hobbes]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

[shah269]

Well I've herd dumber stuff from our current fearless leader.....
"he he he fool me once, ah shame on you fool me again I buy you brunch?"
But just goes to show you, there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

[Shhted]

I wouldn't stuff that diseased muffin with Jahoobob's elbow.  She's icky like that.

[scott-sts]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

 
 
Step aside junior and let a man handle it.

[jschmidt]

The best part is that she must have thought it was brilliant and meaningful to think it was worthy of public release.

[1KPerDay]

The best part is that she must have thought it was brilliant and meaningful to think it was worthy of public release.

 
The REALLY best part is that apparently none of her "handlers" can spell, either.
 
"Think we should spell-check this before we release it?"
 
"I already did, Buffy."

[phoenix]

Lohan fans sought to argue that the letter really was not that incoherent after all - the errors no worse than the average teenage e-mail exchange

Unfortunately, she's not a teenager. Although she reads at the level of a freshman in high school apparently. Tis just a product of Hollyweird.

[olderigetfasteriwas]

Well I've herd dumber stuff from our current fearless leader.....
"he he he fool me once, ah shame on you fool me again I buy you brunch?"
But just goes to show you, there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

 
I spit my water on the floor reading that. Heeelarious.

[UFO]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

Frigthening image.

[RexRider]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

That's a truly nasty visual...

[OrangeSVS]

there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

You mean, the bigger the breasts, the smaller the men's brains get?  

But, anyway, I think we all know how SHE got her A's in high school.  



The bottom line is this....  I'd BHITAWTF!!!!!!!

[Giaka]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

 
Blah, the untouched photos I have seen of her show nothing more than a pale skin, freckle covered fire-crotch that is way to skinny. She’s not all that, makeup and photoshop are her best friends.

[hobbes]

Blah, the untouched photos I have seen of her show nothing more than a pale skin, freckle covered fire-crotch that is way to skinny. She’s not all that, makeup and photoshop are her best friends.

Well then, I'll make sure not to fuck her in the shower so her makeup doesn't run.





I like how I can say fuck without the nanny on.