Lindsay Lohan reaches out to Robert Altman's Family...

[hobbes]

and makes a complete fool of herself. She needs to shut he yap and open her legs more.
 
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2023859.ece

[marc11]

I'd still wreck that chick.

[nnjhawk02]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

[Jeff N]

and makes a complete fool of herself. She needs to shut he yap and open her legs more.

And eat a sandwich or two.

[jerome_oneil]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

I just killed a kitten thinking about that...

Hawt....

[Scratch33]

"...everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on"
 
To crush your enemies... to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women...

[Trash]

 
Huhh.  What is the 12st book?  And what was in the 1th through 11st?

[hobbes]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

[shah269]

Well I've herd dumber stuff from our current fearless leader.....
"he he he fool me once, ah shame on you fool me again I buy you brunch?"
But just goes to show you, there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

[Shhted]

I wouldn't stuff that diseased muffin with Jahoobob's elbow.  She's icky like that.

[scott-sts]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

 
 
Step aside junior and let a man handle it.

[jschmidt]

The best part is that she must have thought it was brilliant and meaningful to think it was worthy of public release.

[1KPerDay]

The best part is that she must have thought it was brilliant and meaningful to think it was worthy of public release.

 
The REALLY best part is that apparently none of her "handlers" can spell, either.
 
"Think we should spell-check this before we release it?"
 
"I already did, Buffy."

[phoenix]

Lohan fans sought to argue that the letter really was not that incoherent after all - the errors no worse than the average teenage e-mail exchange

Unfortunately, she's not a teenager. Although she reads at the level of a freshman in high school apparently. Tis just a product of Hollyweird.

[olderigetfasteriwas]

Well I've herd dumber stuff from our current fearless leader.....
"he he he fool me once, ah shame on you fool me again I buy you brunch?"
But just goes to show you, there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

 
I spit my water on the floor reading that. Heeelarious.

[UFO]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

Frigthening image.

[RexRider]

Ah her LI schools must be very proud - probably was drunk & licking Paris' twat & applying Vitamin E to Brittney's C - Section scar;)

That's a truly nasty visual...

[OrangeSVS]

there is definitely a bust to brains ratio going on here!

You mean, the bigger the breasts, the smaller the men's brains get?  

But, anyway, I think we all know how SHE got her A's in high school.  



The bottom line is this....  I'd BHITAWTF!!!!!!!

[Giaka]

I think this story is the most un-intentionally funny story I've heard in quite a while, but I'm with Marc. I'd fucking destroy her, and have so much fun doing it.

 
Blah, the untouched photos I have seen of her show nothing more than a pale skin, freckle covered fire-crotch that is way to skinny. She’s not all that, makeup and photoshop are her best friends.

[hobbes]

Blah, the untouched photos I have seen of her show nothing more than a pale skin, freckle covered fire-crotch that is way to skinny. She’s not all that, makeup and photoshop are her best friends.

Well then, I'll make sure not to fuck her in the shower so her makeup doesn't run.





I like how I can say fuck without the nanny on.

[marc11]

Shit, shut the lights off and she looks twice as hot as any photshop work.  
 
 
Fuck...cool fuck fuck fuck.

[jed]

Anybody notice how once the young starletts start hanging out with Paris Hilton they get dumbed down and skanky real fast?  That whole group is just a diseased riddled skank fest IMO.

Here's the whole letter for your entertainment:

"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

 I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.
  If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..
  Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.
  I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.
  I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.
  The point is, he made a difference.
  He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
  So every day when you wake up.
  Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.
  The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.
  Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.
  Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.
  When we shouldn't..... '
  Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.
  If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
  God Bless, peace and love always.
  Thank You,
  "BE ADEQUITE"
  Lindsay Lohan"

[Rogue]

What do you people expect?
 
She's 20. She grew up being an actress. Most of her schooling is of acting. She is just a product of her own upbringing.
 
I have seen many member here who can't write nor spell worth shit either! And they're older and probably had a better education.
 
Fact is, America does NOT do a complete job of educating their High School age kids. Unless their parents are highly educated AND raise their expections, as well as get heavily involved in their kid's HS education, their kids will graduate with incomplete skills. I learned this the hard way myself, and re-learning it all over again with my 17-year old daughter. English Composition is not something you are born with. You learn it through practice and lots of coaching from someone who is well versed in it. Knowing how to compose something in the English language is a requirement to get into the 4-year Universities. Yet, most public High Schools don't even produce students that are ready for it. It is a sad, sad issue. To this day I encounter people in their 20's, 30's, 40's and so on, in a professional environment, who cannot compose nor spell well if their lives depended on it!
 
So how can we expect Lindsey Lohan to be better? At least she tried. I would however, call her agent, publisher, personal assistants, and whomever surrounds her and ask, why the fook they allowed that letter of condolence to become public without the benefit of spell check, grammar check, and most importantly, proof-read by someone other than Lohan herself!  Someone that cute deserves better coaching.  

[Doug Just Doug]

OK, the girl can't write, but... http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/big_ass_titties.php

[Montyburns]

Wow! I was expecting it to be bad but, in reality, it was horrific.     If there is one thing that I can't stand it's when stupid people try to pretend they have an intellectual side.  
 
That being said, I'd still tap that in a second (maybe two seconds if I was having a good day).  

[jerome_oneil]

Anybody notice how once the young starletts start hanging out with Paris Hilton they get dumbed down and skanky real fast?

So Paris Hilton has a useful purpose in life.

Who knew?

[jed]

What do you people expect?
 
She's 20. She grew up being an actress. Most of her schooling is of acting. She is just a product of her own upbringing....

Uh, someone out there claims she's a smart cookie.  From IMDB.com:   A straight-A student at school, she excels at math and science. She also enjoys gymnastics, swimming, ice skating, roller blading, singing, biking, reading, writing, and playing with her siblings

It's gotta be the Paris Hilton effect.  The nasty ass skank sucks the meat and brains right out of whoever she associates with.  Lohan, Olsen twins, Nicole Ritchie.  Watch for B Spears to report to a clinic for an eating disorder within the next 6 months.

[jed]

So Paris Hilton has a useful purpose in life.

Who knew?

God I hope Scarlett Johansson doesn't even enter the same room as her.  She's got goin' on and I'd hate to see her led down the path to skankdom.

[shah269]

Good looking girls don't have to be smart.
The same as rich guys don't have to be smooth!

If you were dating her would you give two shits if she knew how to spell!
No, dddduuuuhhhh!
And how many girls you know who date dumb guys because they have cash?
Lots?
So the world isn't fair! So what! It could be worse!
She could be running for president!

[OrangeSVS]

It could be worse!
She could be running for president!

[shah269]

All I'm saying is yah so what she's a ditz, as long as she has no power and isn't seaking any power we are A-OK!
So who cares! Now lets talk about what really matters like, when is she going to do a topless seen?
And why isn't she retuning all the love notes that I sent her!

[jerome_oneil]

God I hope Scarlett Johansson doesn't even enter the same room as her.  She's got goin' on and I'd hate to see her led down the path to skankdom.

Are you kidding me?  Scarlett J running about in a mini skirt with no delicates on?

I'd kill for that.

Someone hook those two up for a lunch date or sumpin'.

[Black Ice]

If you were dating her would you give two shits if she knew how to spell!

Yes, actually.  I've dated super-hotties with no brains.  They were shitcanned post haste.    If I can't have a rational discussion with her after the rodeo, I may as well go fuck the dog.

[cworley5150]

This thread is all at the same time!

[1KPerDay]

If I can't have a rational discussion with her after the rodeo, I may as well go fuck the dog.

And you oughta know!

[Black Ice]

And you oughta know!

Hey...your dog is a compulsive liar!!

[OrangeSVS]

NEWSFLASH:  Lohan Blames It On Alcohol

It was the booze!      

[Rocket_Cowboy]

But she's not saying she'll quit drinking. She just needs someplace safe to go to ... where people won't judge her.

[OrangeSVS]

It's funny that her publicist says she won't quit drinking.

Last night I totally didn't connect the dots, but I just now realized that the article said she's twenty years old!!!!!

Isn't she a little too young to blame it on the alcohol?  

[Playinthestreet]

I think she's just stupid.