Man Chokes Girlfriend With Wii Nunchuck, And Eats Her Girl Scout Cookies

[Wockman]

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/blotter/entries/2009/02/04/man_accused_of_choking_girlfri.html

Quote:
An Austin man has been accused of trying to choke his girlfriend with the cord of a Wii video game controller after she became angry that he had eaten all of her Girl Scout cookies, according to an arrest affidavit.

Christina Alvarado told Austin police that she woke up her boyfriend, Daniel Alvarez, 21, Monday morning after discovering her cookies were gone, according to the affidavit.

Alvarez became upset that Alvarado woke him and began to yell at her, according to the affidavit. Alvarado told police that Alvarez got her into a choke hold that lasted several seconds before she was able to hit him in the eye to break free, according to the affidavit.

The two struggled until they ended up in the living room, where Alvarez grabbed a Wii controller, according to the affidavit. He put his knees on her chest to pin her down and strangled her with the cord of the video game controller, according to the affidavit.

Alvarado was able to free herself and call 911. Alvarez fled the home but was arrested soon after, according to the affidavit. Alvarado had a faint mark from a cord around her neck, shortness of breath, trouble speaking and was coughing when police arrived, the affidavit said.

Alvarez remained in the Travis County jail today with bail set at $40,000. He is facing second degree felony charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury, which is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.


(I'm not sure if that's the man or the woman.)

[JIMLARCH]

That's terrible! Why would he eat her cookies without asking?

[Johnny Monsoon]

That's terrible! Why would he eat her cookies without asking?

Dude... have you *had* girl scout cookies?  Seriously...

[Rude_Rydah]

I blame Michael Phelps.  And weed.

[atadaskew]

Dude... have you *had* girl scout cookies?  Seriously...

Exactly. They are a nasty cheap product made with hydrogenated oils.

[Wockman]

Follow up photo of the suspect...

[UFO]

It's interesting that they have to point out that it was a Wii product.  I bet if he'd choked her with a cord from a TV they wouldn't have put "he then choked her with the cord from a Sony Bravia 52" HDTV"

What kind of cookie?  I'd choke someone over a Thin Mint right about now...

[kevin_stevens]

More proof that video games engender violence.

KeS

[Blunder]

I dunno 'bout Girl Scout cookies, but some Pepperidge Farm Milanos?

[I Like Turtles]

Follow up photo of the suspect...

 

[Giaka]

Exactly. They are a nasty cheap product made with hydrogenated oils.

Wrong some are very good and worth choking the shit out of someone over.  

This healthy eating shit of over rated anyway. Three of the healthiest eating (lifestyle in general) people I know are gonna die of cancer in the next 6 months.   I'm willing to bet they are all glad then didn't eat what they want after all these years (two are vegans). Actually not that many years. None of them are over 45. Pass me a fucking double double, I will pass on the tofu.

Daniel Alvarez is obviously a glitcher who cheats at video games. He cant even kick a woman's ass.