Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Leanintree]

 For that matter, many states do not even require turn signals - though you're limited to daylight riding where hand signals are visible.

That's Colorado. Must have a brake light, headlight, 1 mirror and a horn.  I've had one of these on my last 3 dualsports:

[Fat Boy]

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1648755531.html

for sale motorcycle rides - $250 (gainesville, lake city)
Date: 2010-03-17, 4:59PM EDT
Reply to: sale-m62kg-1648755531@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i will take you on a 15 - 30 minute motorcycle ride. You will be riding a super sport. This is per person rate. Please set up appointments through email. Thanks in Advance

    * Location: gainesville, lake city
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
PostingID: 1648755531

[olderigetfasteriam]

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1648755531.html

for sale motorcycle rides - $250 (gainesville, lake city)
Date: 2010-03-17, 4:59PM EDT
Reply to: sale-m62kg-1648755531@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i will take you on a 15 - 30 minute motorcycle ride. You will be riding a super sport. This is per person rate. Please set up appointments through email. Thanks in Advance

    * Location: gainesville, lake city
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

   
   
PostingID: 1648755531

Sign me up dude.

[atadaskew]

$250 for a 15 minute ride?!

Genius!
 

[David Morrow]

..., my wife got pregnant and hasn’t been on it since.

Oh... you mean the bike...

[jfurf]

$250 for a 15 minute ride?!

Genius!
 

Florida. Go figure.  

[jfurf]

http://sarasota.craigslist.org/mcy/1642269807.html

Not only is the bike itself a horror show, but why in that photo is there a headless Sling Blade hillbilly waiting to kill me?

[Justin]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1645662880.html

Chuck Norris 03 Kawasaki 636 ZX6-R - $4800 (dallas)

OK, let me start off by saying this Kawasaki ZX6-R is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Kawi would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that sexy.

It was never intended to drive to the Galleria mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Bath & Body Works. No, that's what your vespa is for. If that's the kind of “bike” you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This sex-machine was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous, nancy-boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a realman doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 636cc engine to outrun the cops. It's got specialblood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit, and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Kawi also has 5 gears so if you're being chased by Taliban-terrorists, you can outrun them with a gun strapped to your back and shoot them at high-speed intervals. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the hottie you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. I also just put in a brand new stator to replace the malfunctioning one from The Man(ufacturers) that sucked.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $4,800 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me
you'll give me $2,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt?
Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 17,000 miles on this two-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. It is in pristine condition, not a scratch on this monster. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry yourname. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my homes, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a
price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Led Zeppelin.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah,
you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.

shoot me a text if you fit the description of someone who can handle sex on wheels,
214 772 8577
ace

[coho]

 
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[Mach VIII]

That 636 ad is TERRIFIC!!  Big fan.  

Although isn't it a 6 speed?  

[Mastros2]

Simply amazing! Loved it!

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah,
you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Sorry guys, I gave a down payment. Picking it up today! Haha

[MichiganMan]

That 636 ad is TERRIFIC!!  Big fan.  

Although isn't it a 6 speed?  

Chuck Norris only needs 5 speeds.  

[Castertroy]

I used that 636 ad as inspiration to try and move my buddy's truck


Trying to sell it for his widow, and haven't seen any traffic on it...SO far this morning alone I've gotten about 20 emails  

Warning...it's pretty long!


http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cto/1648060208.html

[Mastros2]

I used that 636 ad as inspiration to try and move my buddy's truck


Trying to sell it for his widow, and haven't seen any traffic on it...SO far this morning alone I've gotten about 20 emails  

Warning...it's pretty long!


http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cto/1648060208.html

Good for you! Pretty funny and I hope it moves.  Condolences to you and your friend's family on his passing.  

[Stormcrow]

Real men don’t USE rubber wrappers. They DIP their junk for life!

 

[Silverbird]

That 636 guy is just messing with us. Who posted that?

[Black Ice]

I used that 636 ad as inspiration to try and move my buddy's truck


Trying to sell it for his widow, and haven't seen any traffic on it...SO far this morning alone I've gotten about 20 emails  

Warning...it's pretty long!


http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cto/1648060208.html

     

Go, White boy, go!  

[LoVel]

Nice add.  

Dip their junk for life.

Sounds like an add for monogamy.  

[MichiganMan]

He's only asking asking $1100 over the KBB value, but hey, it only has a low, low 40K miles on it!

1985 Honda Magna Vintage Cruiser Motorcycle - $2899 (Waterford)

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Date: 2010-03-19, 4:56AM EDT
Reply to: sale-8x8cc-1650962190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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1985 VF700cc Honda Magna-Cash only no internet scams

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ...

Excellent condition, adult owned and maintined, purchased in 1987, garage stored, black, highway bars, highway pegs, windshield, KG adjustable back rest, leather saddlebags, back rest bag, gel battery, good tires, storage cover, 12 Volt outlet, shaft drive, gel seat pad, radio/radar detecter holder, synthetic oil blend used, heated grips, led tail light bulb, high output halogen headlight bulb, tire pressure indicator caps, helmet lock, 40K miles. Don't miss out on this vintage classic. It has always been treated with TLC, never dumped, and you won't find one nicer than this one. $3000 Firm cash (no internet check scams) please

[Looking at the title of the ad, I'm guessing that $3000 wasn't so firm after all....]

[MichiganMan]

Um, wow, where to start on this one...

2004 r1 supper fast - $6000 (lapeer)

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Date: 2010-03-18, 10:44PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uk7tf-1650759670@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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2004 r1 costom paint to much stuff to list if interested call me (810)656-9357 bike has 9938 miles 6000$ obo wont be dissaponted fastes bike on craigslist if you whant more pics text me i will send them to you

Wonder if he'll trade for this?