HD trashing thread.

[Ti954]

A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would like some extra chrome protection added to the bill. The young man is upset because he does not have the extra money, and is now afraid that the chrome will rust as soon as it gets wet. The dealer tells him not to worry. There is an old biker trick that will keep the chrome like new. All he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains - and everything will be fine. The young man happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointment time, he picks her up on his new Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family. And no one says a word.......

Next he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. And no one says a word.......

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. And no one says a word........

By now he is getting very worried and is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his new Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And the father says "Never mind!  I'll do the dishes!"

[steve.m]

A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would like some extra chrome protection added to the bill. The young man is upset because he does not have the extra money, and is now afraid that the chrome will rust as soon as it gets wet. The dealer tells him not to worry. There is an old biker trick that will keep the chrome like new. All he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains - and everything will be fine. The young man happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointment time, he picks her up on his new Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the woman in front of her family. And no one says a word.......

Next he decides to take a more direct approach, so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. And no one says a word.......

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. And no one says a word........

By now he is getting very worried and is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his new Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And the father says "Never mind!  I'll do the dishes!"

[spd2918]

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum?

The Hoover only seats one dirt bag.

[atadaskew]

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vacuum?

The Hoover only seats one dirt bag.

You calling yourself and all other cops that ride Harleys dirtbags?
Huh.

[Ti954]

You calling yourself and all other cops that ride Harleys dirtbags?
Huh.

If the shoe fits........

[Gsam]

 

[Thundergod]

What do you get when you get 4 harley girls together....

A full set of teeth.

[atadaskew]

What do you get when you get 4 harley girls together....

A full set of teeth.

things must be lookin' up! It used to be 8 Harley girls...

[spd2918]

You calling yourself and all other cops that ride Harleys dirtbags?
Huh.

It's called a sense of humor, dumbass.

[atadaskew]

It's called a sense of humor, dumbass.

So, yes.

[spd2918]

So, yes.

Oh, don't take is personally because people are picking on Milwaukee's best.  People bash Honda but I don't pout about it.  I have posted many good things about my 06 Ultra and how brand loyalty is for the weak minded.  So get over yourself.

[steve.m]

HD riders bashing HD riders...and here i am on a sportster.  Guess who's &ucked?  

[atadaskew]

HD riders bashing HD riders...and here i am on a sportster.  Guess who's &ucked?  

Hey, this is the Harley bashing thread!  I'm just playin' along!

[Mr.Black]

One has just been ridden for 3.5 hours.
One has been moved out of the garage to make room for a vehicle to be worked on.

Can you guess which is which??

Sure is shiny though.

Just sayin........

[boxer briefs]

Ah well, time to join the fray. I've had many laughs the past couple of days reading the various HD bashing threads and it made me wonder, "What are those fine Harley riders bashing on their forum?" So I put on my doo-rag and ventured off. In my surfing I stumbled upon this lovely little thread http://hdforums.com/forum/general-harley-davidson-chat/347936-harley-riders-piss-off-adam-carolla.html where they prove the violence prone, homophobic, antisemitic, xenophobic, false patriot stereotype so many of them are.  So then toward the end of the now locked thread, one of the moderators goes to an Adam Carolla fan forum and starts a thread to invite them to "join the conversation!"  http://mahalo.30.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=13705   Some pretty funny stuff.

To 02Tac- the "Big Johnson" post was hilarious.

[Kootenanny]

Well, there's always this classic:

[atadaskew]

Well, there's always this classic:

If that leaks oil all over the carpet I want one!

[steve.m]

I sincerely hope that's not photoshop, i want one!!

[02Tac]

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/44492/detail/

[steve.m]

hahahahahahahaahahahaha, this is the popup ad that came up when i visited that site...

http://establishedmen.com/?utm_medium=paid_search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=content_auto_banner&utm_content=banner&utm_term=Male01__300x250

Harleys attract gold diggers?