Roses are red...

[5 Fingers of Doom]

(country slidebar twang)
roses are red
violets are blue,
i once rode a Harley
and then I caught a clue.

it became readily clear
that Harley never adhered,
they rewrote Newton's equation
Fail = Mass x Acceleration.

but how can one deny
the utter power of tassles
patches,
vests,
and snatches,
when all we seek
is freedom and unique identity?

wait, wtf, we all look the same
pirates of a feather
flock together
and all play the same game.

but at the end of the day
it's two wheels on the rode,
wind in our nose
and an attempt to not look gay.
(country slidebar twang twang)

[scottzilla]

There once was a man who 'twas sock puppet,
who took a big shit in a bucket.  

[BobW]

Crap Scott, there was a much better ending to your reply.    Now I know what to do when I grow up, I'm going to write poems about other peoples motorcycles that I don't like too. The saddest comedians try their worst material on these HD boards all the time. I can't stay away, it amazes me how worried and consumed some people are about something that other people enjoy that has zero impact on their lives. Sad not to have a life.

[5 Fingers of Doom]

(twang)
only the truly enlightened
learn to ignore the chumps,
but you couldn't resist
thanks for the bump!
(twang twang)

[zrx4me]

after 20 years of sportbiking,I traded my modded ZX14 in for a Harley fat Bob.Ya know what..................Im freekin loving it.Don't hate if ya can't relate.

[chornbe]

after 20 years of sportbiking,I traded my modded ZX14 in for a Harley fat Bob.Ya know what..................Im freekin loving it.Don't hate if ya can't relate.

You've got a lot of nerve pal posting a non-derogatory opinion about Harleys... in the Harley section, no less. Jeezuz, wtf is wrong with you???  

[1KPerDay]

There once was a puppet named fingers,
whose stench was the foul sort that lingers,
Not only was he
As annoying as pee
but his rhyme schemes were terribly inconsistent.

 

[atadaskew]

 

[steve.m]

Don't hate if ya can't relate.

ok beck...I won't

(twang)
only the truly enlightened
learn to ignore the chumps,
but you couldn't resist
thanks for the bump!
(twang twang)

I am the man from Nantucket!!

Oh, and I ride HD

[Leanintree]

There once was a puppet named fingers,
whose stench was the foul sort that lingers,
Not only was he
As annoying as pee
but his rhyme schemes were terribly inconsistent.

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!

Yer killin' me Jeff... gonna get fired for spewing Dew and laughing out loud.

Leanintree

[ToddFather]

Excellent....I've just recently picked up an '09 Fat Bob and really like it.  I've got an '02 ZZR 1200, as well.  Two very different bikes and both are fun to ride.  You can never have too many bikes, correct?

[mugwump58]

Correct!

[Geoff]

We say strange things when not riding.  

[stromgal]

I once had a Harley Sportee
Engine massaged to a t
Tried to make it a tourer
That version was poorer
But I'll still own another some dee.

[1KPerDay]

[falconati]

5 Fingaz is his name
twistin truth is the game
BMW? All the same
Final drives will get maimed.

Hater laughs at cruiser deals
to him, it's never a steal
finally found his sort of thrill
discount on power drills!

Probably rides a lil Ninj
exhaust smells like a minge
if I rode that, I'd probably binge
ya need to get some frenz.

Okay, I'll turn it down
already made you look like a clown
don't look so sad, Charlie Brown
Mic rockin? I got the crown

[chornbe]

I like Haiku



Five fingers of lame
Keep up with me. I dare ya.
Ya. On my Harley.