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« on: December 01, 2006, 11:55:29 AM » |
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Sirs, I have been told to "report down here" by some nice gentleman in beginners garage. Please tell me why?
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« on: December 01, 2006, 11:55:29 AM » |
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Captain Obvious
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 11:57:02 AM » |
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Because from here there is nowhere to go but up. This is as low as low gets......  |
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 11:58:04 AM » |
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All right then ... Well, clearly ... er Corporal ... you were seen travelling in excess of the posted limit on the A24. Hmmm ? What have you got to say for yourself? Hmmm ??
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2006, 11:58:38 AM » |
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All right then ... Well, clearly ... er Corporal ... you were seen travelling in excess of the posted limit on the A24. Dorking around on the road from Dorking were you? Hmmm ? What have you got to say for yourself? Hmmm ??
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Cpl Punishment
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27.23 GBP Sock Puppet, and harbinger of reason.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2006, 12:00:50 PM » |
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Do us a favour??? Huh??
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Cpl Punishment
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27.23 GBP Sock Puppet, and harbinger of reason.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2006, 12:02:20 PM » |
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Because from here there is nowhere to go but up. This is as low as low gets...... So-is now time to start the revolution. Again. Kill the Aristos above us. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 12:05:45 PM » |
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What have you done with the General?
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 12:05:45 PM » |
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jerome_oneil
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2006, 12:05:55 PM » |
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The original question was:
"Hullo. Corporal Punishment here. My very first post!! Checked the threads-but where is the S&M section???"
And if that ain't here, it ain't no where.
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Cpl Punishment
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2006, 12:08:16 PM » |
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I feel utterly misled. Bastard.
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 12:09:10 PM » |
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Oh, and I feel outranked by Capt Obvious. We clearly need to talk.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 12:12:23 PM » |
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Oh, and I feel outranked by Capt Obvious. We clearly need to talk. You have not yet met Sir General Ron Pig. Unless you are Sir General Ron Pig. Do you have a neighbor with Tourrettes? |
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2006, 12:14:19 PM » |
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You have not yet met Sir General Ron Pig. Unless you are Sir General Ron Pig.
Do you have a neighbor with Tourrettes? Who are you? Why do you keep plaguing me with your nonsensical advice? I only came down here 'cause you told me to. First up against the wall. Bastard. |
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2006, 12:15:33 PM » |
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Who are you? Why do you keep plaguing me with your nonsensical advice? I only came down here 'cause you told me to. First up against the wall. Bastard. So long as you keep doing as you're told, you'll do fine. You are the general, aren't you? I can tell. |
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2006, 12:16:43 PM » |
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It's raining and I've just got very wet. And it's all your fault. Bastard.
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2006, 12:16:43 PM » |
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2006, 12:19:15 PM » |
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If you behave, you can have your bumpershoot back. I'll bet you didn't know I was bilingual, eh? I can speak english AND english.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2006, 12:21:18 PM » |
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Where is Admiral Asshat when you need him?
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2006, 12:22:24 PM » |
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At this rate, we'll finally be able to invade Canada!
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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2006, 12:23:48 PM » |
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Interesting. To what purpose? Grab more snow? Short of mooses?
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2006, 12:25:23 PM » |
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Interesting. To what purpose? Grab more snow? Short of mooses? Brewries of Mass Destruction. They are a threat to civilization as we know it. And they have strippers and pot. |
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2006, 12:26:04 PM » |
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Interesting. To what purpose? Grab more snow? Short of mooses? There is much more to Canada than moosies and snow ... er ... I will have you know. We have ... uhm ... trees ... yeah. So there. |
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2006, 12:26:54 PM » |
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Brewries of Mass Destruction. They are a threat to civilization as we know it. And they have strippers and pot. We have pot and strippers. Please! Let's keep things in order. |
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2006, 12:28:25 PM » |
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So, not a great deal worth fighting for. No hamsters then?
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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2006, 12:29:08 PM » |
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There is much more to Canada than moosies and snow ... er ... I will have you know. We have ... uhm ... trees ... yeah. So there. and BEER  |
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2006, 12:31:15 PM » |
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So ... back to the A24 ... is it still a good motorcycle road?
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2006, 12:33:01 PM » |
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We have pot and strippers. Please! Let's keep things in order. See! You need liberated from your mixed up priorities. I'm warming up the Love Bunker again.... |
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2006, 12:35:12 PM » |
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See! You need liberated from your mixed up priorities.
I'm warming up the Love Bunker again.... The Love Bunker eh? I see you have visited our local watering hole ....  |
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Cpl Punishment
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2006, 12:35:22 PM » |
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So ... back to the A24 ... is it still a good motorcycle road? Still a dual carriageway which id dull, dulkl, dull. Try the the little b roads, up on the downs. Bury Hill is good. |
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2006, 12:56:39 PM » |
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This has got to be the General!!!! Please say it's so!!!
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2006, 12:58:01 PM » |
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So, not a great deal worth fighting for. No hamsters then? Oh... around here, there are most certainly hamsters. And dancing ones, at that! badgers and snakes too! Of course, we also have lions and tigers, but only in Kenya. And then there's lapland... |
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2006, 12:58:01 PM » |
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Still a dual carriageway which id dull, dulkl, dull. Try the the little b roads, up on the downs. Bury Hill is good. Got to live round Brighton to know that. Once upon a time a great road ... sad. |
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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2006, 01:03:19 PM » |
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This has got to be the General!!!! Please say it's so!!! Okay. Back again. Deep sorry. General Sir Ron Pig, Kg.Bart |
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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2006, 01:05:59 PM » |
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I just asked you to say "It's so" not admit who you were.  |
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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2006, 01:07:27 PM » |
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Have you resorted to running around poisoning people's food with Polonium as a result of the forums being down?
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2006, 01:22:21 PM » |
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I was VERY bored without STN. Again, sorry for all the fuss.
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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2006, 01:29:47 PM » |
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Jed...are you trying to sell me a sofa?
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2006, 03:25:54 PM » |
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See! You need liberated from your mixed up priorities.
I'm warming up the Love Bunker again.... Im sorry, no one but Conks allowed in the Conkerson Love Bunker. I know cause I asked...  Leanintree |
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2006, 04:19:32 PM » |
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A sofa? What are you a some kind of a shrink or something? I bet you just sit in a cubicle crunching boring numbers all day and never meet interesting people!
(please don't repost the "Today I..." thread. That was just rough.)
In any case I'm damn glad yer back (I was jwible in a former life but nobody pronounces my last name right so I'm just Jed now.)
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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2006, 04:22:59 PM » |
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whybul or wibble?
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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2006, 05:43:45 PM » |
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Why Bull. Like Bible with a "W" as my father always told folks. People always pronounce it Wibble. And they always call me Jeb too. Sometimes life is so unfair!!!!!!!!:lmao:
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« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2006, 06:34:22 PM » |
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We have pot and strippers. Please! Let's keep things in order. Yes, but do you have pot strippers? |
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