Bargains that might not be so great...

[Bodhi]

Some things I've been pondering that might not be worth it just because you save a few bucks:

• K&R Men's Fashions: two men's suits for $150. I'm guessing they might be acceptable to wear to your own funeral if you're doing a closed casket.
• Arby's Roast Beef Sandwiches at 5 for $4. This has got to be some high-quality roast beef. What comes after Prime, Choice, Select and Standard? Pet food grade?
• Wine sold in pint flask-shaped bottles. Unless you're unemployed and destitute and scrounging trash cans for cigarette butts and used underwear.
• The free coffee in the employee lounge. It has about the same relationship to good coffee that George Bush has to good government.
• Those economy $10-a-night motels where you see chalk outlines and crime-scene tape in the parking lot.
• Homemade moonshine being sold by a guy who wears dark sunglasses at night.

What'd I miss?

[OrangeSVS]

Tools from Harbor Freight.

[canban]

Free Leaf Tickets for a home game.

[cworley5150]

Two for one vasectomys.
 
Well, see, because . . . Oh never mind.

[OrangeSVS]

$5 Hookers

[Req]

I saw an ad for two-for-one boob jobs once.  Wasn't clear whether it was a "Bring a friend" thing or whether this was an alternate to their usual practice of only putting implants on one breast per person.

[info]

I used to live in the Adirondacks in NY.
A sign for camp wood on the side of the road..
$3 a bundle or 3 bundles for $10...

[OrangeSVS]

Dunkin Donuts does that too!  I don't recall the exact prices, but basically, one donut is like $0.49, but three donuts are $1.49.  

[Bodhi]

I just saw it two days ago in a shop in the Philly airport - gift boxes of golf balls $4.99 - 2 for $10.