WCRM VII - Eureka, May 21st,22nd.

[Mr Sunshine]

But Dr Gil's RETIRED!!! He shouldn't have to do any more work  

Shoulda choosed Ukiah.  

[5OUTTA6]

But Dr Gil's RETIRED!!! He shouldn't have to do any more work  

Dr. Gil is probably down there every night now that he's retired because,
"when you're retired, every night is Friday night and every day is Saturday".

[endo]

Shoulda choosed Ukiah.  

Dear Mr. Whineshine,

Alright already.  



 

[Mrs. DantesDame]

Dear Mr. Whineshine,

[Mr Sunshine]

Dear Mr. Whineshine,

Alright already.  



 

Hey I was just pointing out the obvious solution to the problem presented.  I'm not whining.  But I do like a good cheddar.

[endo]

Hey I was just pointing out the obvious solution to the problem presented.  I'm not whining.  But I do like a good cheddar.

OK.  And I'm going to buy you a good beer in FORTUNA!  

[XLR8]

OK.  And I'm going to buy you a good beer in FORTUNA!  

See, that's the thing... he won't even be in Ashland!

[Dr Gil]

I've got good news    and bad news   ...first the bad.  The outdoor area at the Eel River Brewery is unavailable for Friday night.  We're going to have to come up with a "Plan B" or just do something unstructured like meet in the motel parking lot with a keg.    Secondly we're in trouble with the brewery...kind of.  They've now made up a list of "do's and don'ts" for all motorcycle groups because some group was caught bringing outside alcohol to the brewery (it was us).    They are emailing the rules to me and I'll post them here.  The good news is that we have the outside area reserved for Saturday night staffed by their most comely serving wenches.  

The party is on!  

[5OUTTA6]

I've got good news    and bad news   ...first the bad.  The outdoor area at the Eel River Brewery is unavailable for Friday night.  We're going to have to come up with a "Plan B" or just do something unstructured like meet in the motel parking lot with a keg.    Secondly we're in trouble with the brewery...kind of.  They've now made up a list of "do's and don'ts" for all motorcycle groups because some group was caught bringing outside alcohol to the brewery (it was us).    They are emailing the rules to me and I'll post them here.  The good news is that we have the outside area reserved for Saturday night staffed by their most comely serving wenches.  

The party is on!  

Yeah, keg in parking lot or a bon fire in the vacant lot between the super 8 and the gas station.

[Mrs. DantesDame]

Yeah, keg in parking lot or a bon fire in the vacant lot between the super 8 and the gas station.

Sounds classy  

[Blunder]

Sounds classy  

Like we need a wise-ass answer from a Joisey girl.  

[5OUTTA6]

Like we need a wise-ass answer from a Joisey girl.  

"Forget about it"

I wonder if the Super 8 has a group meeting room.  With enough people staying there they might let us use it.
We could buy Keystone or Natural Light beer 30 packs or Ripple wine  and order in Caesar's or Domino's Pizza.
Then we can line up the bikes in the parking spaces closest to the brewery  and all make cardboard signs reading:  out of gas; any help appreciated, while we swill wine or beer from a bag.
I've been thrown out of better places than the Eel River Brewery.......

[katego]

"Forget about it"

i think that's fugeddabowdit.

I wonder if the Super 8 has a group meeting room.  With enough people staying there they might let us use it.
We could buy Keystone or Natural Light beer 30 packs or Ripple wine  and order in Caesar's or Domino's Pizza.
Then we can line up the bikes in the parking spaces closest to the brewery  and all make cardboard signs reading:  out of gas; any help appreciated, while we swill wine or beer from a bag.
I've been thrown out of better places than the Eel River Brewery.......

now THAT is classy.  

-k

[Mr Sunshine]

I've got good news    and bad news   ...first the bad.  The outdoor area at the Eel River Brewery is unavailable for Friday night.  We're going to have to come up with a "Plan B" or just do something unstructured like meet in the motel parking lot with a keg.    Secondly we're in trouble with the brewery...kind of.  They've now made up a list of "do's and don'ts" for all motorcycle groups because some group was caught bringing outside alcohol to the brewery (it was us).    They are emailing the rules to me and I'll post them here.  The good news is that we have the outside area reserved for Saturday night staffed by their most comely serving wenches.  

The party is on!  

And here I was trying to protect you guys with changing the location around...but no...you guys decide to go to the same place year after year and now...now there are restrictions!  

[Mr Sunshine]

"Forget about it"

I wonder if the Super 8 has a group meeting room.  With enough people staying there they might let us use it.
We could buy Keystone or Natural Light beer 30 packs or Ripple wine  and order in Caesar's or Domino's Pizza.
Then we can line up the bikes in the parking spaces closest to the brewery  and all make cardboard signs reading:  out of gas; any help appreciated, while we swill wine or beer from a bag.
I've been thrown out of better places than the Eel River Brewery.......

LOL!!! Awesomness!

[Dino]

Friday night at the Tip Top Club it is.

We might as well go all the way and just get completely banned from the brewery on Saturday night.  I think I can bring a Capuchin monkey, a rubber hose, and Larry.  If KSann can bring the magic suppositories, and someone else bring the donkey, a highball glass, and latex gloves; I think we've got the first 15 minutes covered.

Oh, and I've got $10 for the first person who can get a CHP to have carnal knowledge of their personal self that night.  And $20 if you can get a waitress...

[XLR8]

I've got good news    and bad news   ...first the bad.  The outdoor area at the Eel River Brewery is unavailable for Friday night.  We're going to have to come up with a "Plan B" or just do something unstructured like meet in the motel parking lot with a keg.    Secondly we're in trouble with the brewery...kind of.  They've now made up a list of "do's and don'ts" for all motorcycle groups because some group was caught bringing outside alcohol to the brewery (it was us).    They are emailing the rules to me and I'll post them here.  The good news is that we have the outside area reserved for Saturday night staffed by their most comely serving wenches.  

The party is on!  

Now what kind of rules would a "motorcycle group" have that would be different from some other kind of group?  

The Top Ten Things Not To Do While at Eel River Brewery.

10. Ask one of the wenches to marry you.

[Orson]

They are emailing the rules to me and I'll post them here.

Rewels? We doan need no eh-steenkeeng rewels!  

[MisterSmooth]

The Top Ten Things Not To Do While at Eel River Brewery.

10. Ask one of the wenches to marry you.

9.  Do a poor job of hiding your "outside" booze.  

[5OUTTA6]

Friday night at the Tip Top Club it is.

We might as well go all the way and just get completely banned from the brewery on Saturday night.  I think I can bring a Capuchin monkey, a rubber hose, and Larry.  If KSann can bring the magic suppositories, and someone else bring the donkey, a highball glass, and latex gloves; I think we've got the first 15 minutes covered.

Oh, and I've got $10 for the first person who can get a CHP to have carnal knowledge of their personal self that night.  And $20 if you can get a waitress...

Now we're talking.....