How about a shirt with circles with slashes
ESTN Sparta 2010
no fees
no swag
no dinner
no shirt
The "no shirt" thing make my brain hurt.
I think you should add "no hoses/wash buckets" to the list. Or the tag line could be "ESTN 2010...Ridin' Dirty...except for Bubbles!"

Seriously though...are we doing shirts or what? This is my first event and I really wanted a shirt!
