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Question: When a car tries to run me over I tend to:
Stop the car with my foot, usually denting the door in the process - 6 (4.7%)
Accelerate in front of the car forcing him to stop so I can kick his ass - 6 (4.7%)
Try not to get run over - 80 (63%)
Pull out my gun and blast away - 12 (9.4%)
Pull out my dick and wave it to demonstrate how big it is - 23 (18.1%)
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« on: April 08, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
Pursuant to an on-going thread in GD I am curious how the board in general feels about this topic.
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« on: April 08, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 09:39:25 AM »
Where's the "knock off his mirror with my manhood" option? Headscratch
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 09:43:41 AM »

Where's the "lock a County thread" option?
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 09:52:23 AM »
This place has a general discussion forum? Smile
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 09:53:57 AM »
I have honestly never found myself thinking, "That car is trying to run me over!"  Maybe I don't ride enough, maybe it's this part of the country, or maybe I'm just a wussy.  I voted try not to get run over.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 10:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Rabidsnipe on April 08, 2010, 09:53:57 AM

I have honestly never found myself thinking, "That car is trying to run me over!"  


Count yourself lucky pal. I say that at least once a month on a bike and once every two months in a cage.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 12:11:17 PM »
The last choice was too funny not to pick.
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 01:55:55 PM »
Quote from: 1KPerDay on April 08, 2010, 09:39:25 AM

Where's the "knock off his mirror with my manhood" option? Headscratch


Right next to the "knock off his mirror with my manhood, then accidentally run over it. Again" option

I hate it when that happens. Twice this month, and I haven't been riding.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 02:35:32 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 04:57:46 PM »
Hey Country,

Why do you so feel the need to stir the pot with useless and annoying threads?

I have a few theories as to why...

-You are short, and suffer from a Napoleonic complex (if you are from Memphis and think slowly, it is known as short man's syndrome).
-You were picked on in high school, and as an adult, you feel the need to retaliate against anyone who will listen to your meaningless rants and ravings.
-A long time ago a girl saw your manhood and laughed. Now days they call you hurtfull nicknames such as "George Castanza" "shrinkage" and "the turtle".

Why else would you post such meaningless threads like comparing an FJR to a Minivan?

There are some really effective medicines available for your psychological disorder(s). You should look into them. Really!

Good luck with your issues.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 07:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Rabidsnipe on April 08, 2010, 09:53:57 AM

I have honestly never found myself thinking, "That car is trying to run me over!"  Maybe I don't ride enough, maybe it's this part of the country, or maybe I'm just a wussy.  I voted try not to get run over.


I don't know about that. Just up the road here in Tulsa, it's fairly regular that people try to occupy the same place I was already. I don't think it's intentional 98% of the time (they try to do it to trucks too  Lol) . It's crazy how many distracted drivers there are on the busiest road in town during rush.  Rolleyes
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 08:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Strog on April 08, 2010, 07:27:43 PM



I don't know about that. Just up the road here in Tulsa, it's fairly regular that people try to occupy the same place I was already. I don't think it's intentional 98% of the time (they try to do it to trucks too  Lol) . It's crazy how many distracted drivers there are on the busiest road in town during rush.  Rolleyes

Well in my book there is a difference between trying and accidently Lol
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 08:06:34 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 06:20:00 AM »
Quote from: Andrew on April 08, 2010, 08:06:34 PM

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You need to let go....whenever you see "County" just take a deep breath, count to ten and move on to another thread.  Remember, it can't hurt you if you dont click on it.
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 08:34:08 AM »
Quote from: Ack535 on April 08, 2010, 04:57:46 PM


Why else would you post such meaningless threads like comparing an FJR to a Minivan?



True, everyone already knows the FJR is nothing more than a two wheel minivan.


If a car is trying to run me over I just wonder why it's so far into the woods.
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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 09:33:11 AM »
Quote from: Ack535 on April 08, 2010, 04:57:46 PM

Hey Country,

Why do you so feel the need to stir the pot with useless and annoying threads?

I have a few theories as to why...

-You are short, and suffer from a Napoleonic complex (if you are from Memphis and think slowly, it is known as short man's syndrome).
-You were picked on in high school, and as an adult, you feel the need to retaliate against anyone who will listen to your meaningless rants and ravings.
-A long time ago a girl saw your manhood and laughed. Now days they call you hurtfull nicknames such as "George Castanza" "shrinkage" and "the turtle".

Why else would you post such meaningless threads like comparing an FJR to a Minivan?

There are some really effective medicines available for your psychological disorder(s). You should look into them. Really!

Good luck with your issues.


Why ask why? You're just giving him a boner.
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 01:57:16 PM »
Quote from: 1KPerDay on April 09, 2010, 09:33:11 AM



Why ask why? You're just giving him a boner.


I'll admit to becoming slightly tumescent while reading his post.
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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 02:12:54 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 02:30:57 PM »
No BB option??  County must be getting old; he's slacking.

In lieu of BB's I pull out the gat and let shit fly.
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2010, 09:56:18 AM »
I like the cock waving option.  Bigok
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