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Question: Well, are you?
8-pack abs Bigsmile - 3 (7%)
Hung like a stallion Bigsmile - 6 (14%)
8-pack abs and hung like a stallion Hail - 8 (18.6%)
Hookers eating bacon. - 15 (34.9%)
Neither - 5 (11.6%)
Not gonna tell...just show me the results.   - 6 (14%)
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Topic: Who on STN has 8-pack abs and is hung like a stallion? Raise your hand.  (Read 1513 times)
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« on: August 27, 2010, 06:20:10 AM »
You are expected to answer the poll honestly.  Twofinger
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« on: August 27, 2010, 06:20:10 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2010, 06:25:49 AM »
I thought BACON was a required choice in any motorcycle poll?
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2010, 06:41:33 AM »
Quote from: cablebandit on August 27, 2010, 06:25:49 AM

I thought BACON was a required choice in any motorcycle poll?


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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2010, 06:44:34 AM »
I'm not hung like a stallion.  Stallions are hung like me! Bigok
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2010, 07:01:31 AM »
I have a six pack and a Slim Jim.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2010, 07:22:11 AM »
I have pudding-pack abs and I'm hung like a scallion...
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 07:31:00 AM »
I have a six pack plus two pack abs and have hung with a stallion (on our farm).
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 07:36:27 AM »
Quote from: scottzilla on August 27, 2010, 06:44:34 AM

I'm not hung like a stallion.  Stallions are hung like me! Bigok


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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 07:46:20 AM »
I wear a rolled up work sock in my BVD's when I go clubbing.  Does that count ??

I usually turn my abs off when I hit the dance floor as well.
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 07:50:32 AM »
I thought real motorcyclists didn't need abs. Headscratch
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 07:58:05 AM »
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 27, 2010, 07:46:20 AM

I wear a rolled up work sock in my BVD's when I go clubbing.  Does that count ??


In the front or the back?
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2010, 08:09:10 AM »
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 27, 2010, 07:46:20 AM

I wear a rolled up work sock in my BVD's when I go clubbing.  Does that count ??



Lead pipe or old fashioned hickory? I hear those lead pipes are the shizzy...
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2010, 09:34:03 AM »
None of the above but I am RICH according to the New Tax Law thread.  Does that count?

A six pack in the hand is better than a 12 pack on the shelf.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2010, 10:34:47 AM »
Pony keg and more like a Shetland Pony...  Twofinger
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2010, 02:30:01 PM »
I make Chuck Norris weep.
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2010, 02:35:51 PM »
This is kind of a gay poll... wait... that so didn't come out right.
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2010, 02:41:35 PM »
Quote from: JustCallMeChris on August 27, 2010, 02:35:51 PM

This is kind of a gay poll... wait... that so didn't come out right.


So was the other one but I think it was a gay troll not a poll.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2010, 03:18:32 PM »
I met a gay troll once... "ssstop sssstomping on my bridge!! Gracious!!!"
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2010, 05:41:51 PM »
Strong like bull. Hung like chicken.
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2010, 05:56:56 PM »
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Lead pipe or old fashioned hickory? I hear those lead pipes are the shizzy...
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2010, 06:16:54 PM »
Hung like a stud chili
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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2010, 08:56:31 PM »
6 pack abs are for sissies.

I have "Whole Keg" abs....

A REAL man.
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2010, 11:05:37 AM »
I have 6-pack abs.  They're just protected by beer cozies.
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« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2010, 11:09:00 AM »
Who needs a six-pack when you've got a party ball?  Lol
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« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2010, 06:42:36 PM »
I'm just here lookin for skater.....,  oh well...no sign of him.    At least we know he tells the truth.  
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« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2010, 09:12:31 PM »
My photo from last year's vacation:
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2010, 05:02:52 AM »
Quote from: rgbeard on August 28, 2010, 09:12:31 PM

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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2010, 09:12:49 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Whippy on August 29, 2010, 05:02:52 AM



You have a Harley?


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