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NSFW--- Whats that Smell
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only in west virgina
Women Utters Line Never Previous Recorded in police report
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According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
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When H*** freezes over, I'll ride there, too.
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RUN!
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A little bit of me died when I read that.
West Vagina is definitely off my travel list.
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Shes a beaut........
Danny already knew what it smelled like........
Adam didn't................
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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?
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November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 AM »
I just went through my company's mandatory, annual "respect in the workplace" training.
I now find this thread offensive and prone to creating a hostile forum environment.
I'm calling HR.
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"Somebody is going to eat my pussy..."
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coulda been this lady
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Actually I think she is guilty of attempted rape.
Definition #2 here.
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"She makes me appreciate the simple beauty of my right hand"!
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Quote from: Motornoggin on November 05, 2010, 07:20:43 PM
"She makes me appreciate the simple beauty of my right hand"!
Conservative, eh? Try the left for a change of pace.
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Try palm down, Do It In The Butt
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November 07, 2010, 05:18:45 AM »
While on a recent solo ride I stayed in a Motor Lodge in Grafton, WV. This story could have easily happened there. I couldn't wait to leave there in the AM. The town itself was a collection of these people from this story.
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