Keira Knightley and Ducati 750SS in "smelly" commercial

[vguy]

Looking at Keira's "riding gear" ...it's dangerously awful, but fits nicely.

[1KPerDay]

Chick needs to eat a bacon cheeseburger or three.

[Giaka]

Chick needs to eat a bacon cheeseburger or three.

But...but...but she has the "shah gap"?!/1?!

[miles]

What I want to know is where is all the traffic?  The Place De La Concorde usually has about a billion cars on it...

[R Doug]

And Joss Stone on the vocals.

That's all kinds of hawt.  

[Major 662]

In the alternate ending, the guy puts on his Nexx X60 Vintage helmet, hops on his Ducati Diavel, and chases her down.

[vguy]

Chick needs to eat a bacon cheeseburger or three.

She had a little more meat on her in 2005's "Domino."

Trailer: http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi61014297/

[JamesG]

Dumb movie.
I'll pass on the starlet.
Nice bike.

[swingset]

I'll pass on the starlet.

I totally respect your alternate sexual proclivities. It doesn't make you bad, or anything. Heck, I hope that folks like you can marry each other someday, legally.

[JamesG]

 

[Orson]

The Ducati 900SS wuz the bike that started my Italo-bike lust  

[mike in oregon]

I think she's a babe although a little Willem Dafoe looking in the face.  I know we (Americans) are used to seeing chubby muffin top women and men waddling around Walmart, but she most certainly does not need to eat a few cheese burgers.  The normal healthy state for the human body is not chubby, chunky, or bloated!  I think the commercial is dumb but the music and lyrics and she are great.

[BIWOZ]

Yes, there is .... something ... about her.  Neither my wife nor my daughters can see anything "sexy" about her at all. I was about to tell them it was jealousy ... and backed off   Said it was a bloke thing instead  .

Mind you, I bet she's sorry in that ad she went out and left her boobs home!  

And sorry to say, she doesn't actually ride the bike ... it's a combination of bike-on-a-trailer, CGI and good old-fashioned stunt doubles.

[Rincewind]

Too bad Keira doesn't actually ride, and had training wheels for that video. (beaten to that by BIWOZ)   

Now put Marissa Miller on that Ducati, in the same outfit, and have her actually ride it - that'd be super hot (and she'd fill out the outfit way better, too).

http://www.ducatinewstoday.com/2011/03/keira-knightley-doesnt-ride-a-ducati-750ss-video/

[1KPerDay]

  I know we (Americans) are used to seeing chubby muffin top women and men waddling around Walmart, but she most certainly does not need to eat a few cheese burgers.  The normal healthy state for the human body is not chubby, chunky, or bloated!  

It's not 78 lbs and so bony you'd poke a hole in your shirt if you hugged her, either.

[Blunder]

I know we (Americans) are used to seeing chubby muffin top women and men waddling around Walmart, but she most certainly does not need to eat a few cheese burgers.

It's not something I ever get used to seeing   but one cheeseburger isn't gonna kill Keira. I'd like to watch her eat one, a greasy one at that.  

[JamesG]

 The normal healthy state for the human body is not chubby, chunky, or bloated!  

But not starved and emaciated either.


I wonder if the stunt double was a 12 year old boy?  

[vguy]

In these stop-action "jump" shots it looks like a skinny guy on a liquid-cooled motard of some sort.

http://www.ducatinewstoday.com/2011/03/keira-knightleys-ducati-more-than-meets-the-eye/

[veefer800canuck]

I don't see a problem here.

[Giaka]

I don't see a problem here.

No problem at all she is just flat as a 11 yr old boy. But these legs look like they go up and turn into something really nice.  

[Orson]

complainin' about an ad with a purdy girl and an eye-talian motorcycle  

That's kinda like complainin' about the brush strokes on the Sistine Chapel ceiling  

 

[Croak]

Chick needs to eat a bacon cheeseburger or three.

And stuff a couple under her bra.

[1KPerDay]

complainin' about an ad with a purdy girl and an eye-talian motorcycle  

That's kinda like complainin' about the brush strokes on the Sistine Chapel ceiling  

 

Don't get me wrong. Her face is very pretty. I also like her acting in the stuff I've seen. She used to be stunning until she apparently bought into the "less is more" mentality required by America/Hollywood lately. Only anorexic toothpics could make the butt of that suit look baggy (when she's walking to the bike). Her head stuck on a woman's body would be quite attractive. Girls are meant to have some body fat for a reason. Curves are good.

[sammyseaman]

complainin' about an ad with a purdy girl and an eye-talian motorcycle  

That's kinda like complainin' about the brush strokes on the Sistine Chapel ceiling  

 

Amen brother.

[FJR1300]

I wonder if the stunt double was a 12 year old boy?  

What is it with you and 12 year old boys?

[atadaskew]

complainin' about an ad with a purdy girl and an eye-talian motorcycle  

That's kinda like complainin' about the brush strokes on the Sistine Chapel ceiling  

 

You shoulda seen the stink from this crowd when I posted the hot angel chicks going for the dood on the Vespa ad...

I think the Vstrom crowd here just feels threatened by Italian machinery.  And hot chicks...

 

[1KPerDay]

[atadaskew]

I was threatened by a hot chick once. Ya know what...? When they say they're gonna mace you and call the cops... listen.

 

[Croak]

You shoulda seen the stink from this crowd when I posted the hot angel chicks going for the dood on the Vespa ad...

I think the Vstrom crowd here just feels threatened by Italian machinery.  And hot chicks...

 

I do find hot chicks a bit intimidating.  But Knightly doesn't fall in that category.  She looks like she should be on an infomercial.  For starving children.

[Blunder]

I do find hot chicks a bit intimidating.  But Knightly doesn't fall in that category.  She looks like she should be on an infomercial.  For starving children.

Sally Struthers has that job already, but that's a whole other thread.

[Croak]

Sally Struthers has that job already, but that's a whole other thread.

Sally Struthers or bearded Christian Children's Fund man could  use images of Knightly to solicit donations for the starving.  She just needs to look weak, listless, and too tired to shoo away the flies gathering around her.

[Cvergi01]

my lady friend is a skinny chick.  she can't break 100 pounds (she's at 98) she eats like I do...scarfing burgers, deep fried anything I can deep fry, chineese, teriyaki...ect.  she's tried weight gain shakes, all kinds of stuff.  but, like Kiera, she has a hot ass (see hot buns!!!!! thread  ) and a purty face  

[sammyseaman]

Sally Struthers has that job already, but that's a whole other thread.

 

[Kraz]

To each his own... but...

I loved every single second of that commercial.  EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.  

[scotteroni]

Maybe she picked up some exotic parasitic disease while filming those Pirate movies.

[FJR1300]

I totally respect your alternate sexual proclivities. It doesn't make you bad, or anything. Heck, I hope that folks like you can marry each other someday, legally.

Winner!

[Biking Sailor]

Ya, uh, watched the vid.  Hot chick, motorcycle, more hot chick, more motorcycle.  And what is it they were they selling again???

[Bravo12]

I'd hit it.  Twice on Sundays.

 

[Cvergi01]

I did  




OOHH YEAH!!  

[Croak]

I did  




OOHH YEAH!!  

A bottle of lotion and a copy of Bend It Like Beckham don't quite count.  No matter how much you bent it.

[Cvergi01]

oh...I see  

[AZSprint]

A bottle of lotion and a copy of Bend It Like Beckham don't quite count.  No matter how much you bent it.

 

She was hot in that too!

[atadaskew]

I'd hit it.  Twice on Sundays.

 

I take it you're not a religious man.

[Bravo12]

I take it you're not a religious man.

That could be a religious experience.  

[JonS]

The Ducati 900SS wuz the bike that started my Italo-bike lust  

Oddly enough, my Italian yearning came from checking out a MG Le mans in my young, impressionable years.

[vfrrwb]

For all of you that are complaining about Keira....All the curves and poundage you can use.

[1KPerDay]

Yep... it's just one or the other.