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« on: September 29, 2011, 07:55:46 PM »


Discuss.

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 08:10:57 PM »

No Joke
 "Is that a special Harley"
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 08:15:32 PM »

 




FYI: You're not limited to a single comment, so if you have multiple funny stories, do share.
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 10:12:54 PM »

"Wow, that looks really fast!"   Bigok

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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 07:35:36 AM »

Moto Guzzi

No Who makes it

Moto Guzzi

Never heard of it.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 11:49:06 AM »

yes, i have got that one many times!
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 04:18:59 PM »


Moto Guzzi

No Who makes it

Moto Guzzi

Never heard of it.


Yeah, or variations of it.

Or where's it made?

Italy.

Really?

Yeah, since 1921.

Really?

Yup.

Never heard of it.

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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 07:39:54 PM »

"I didn't know they still made those"
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2011, 05:36:31 AM »

"You look like you should be on a Harley, so why are you riding that piece of jap-crap" says the knowledgable poser.

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 12:10:21 PM »


"I've never heard of 'Moto Gootsie.' Is it Japanese?"
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 12:53:48 PM »


"I didn't know they still made those"


yes. tho i no longer have one-I sold the Spada 2, 2 years ago and the Cali T3 20 years back, but I still love Guzzis.

I used to go to HD dealerships and say, "look, a proper V twin".
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 02:41:37 AM »

Pointing at my 850 - T5 cilynders: "Wow, TWO ENGINES! I bet she goes VERY FAST!"
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 08:02:39 AM »

My father, for the longest time, called the Monster "the Guzzi" until I took him for a ride.

Mostly funny as my ex-brother-in-law had one in the '90s.
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2011, 10:56:59 AM »



"I've never heard of 'Moto Gootsie Guh-zee.' Is it Japanese?"


Corrected for pronunciation.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 12:24:58 PM »

Harley rider at a light: "Damn! A Moto Guzzi! (Correct pronunciation!) I didn't know they still made them! That 'un looks new! [Grins] Rides good, don't it?"
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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2011, 07:12:10 PM »

I overheard this chap talking to his friend while looking at my bike, telling him that the engine was originally in a tractor.
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Where do these myths come from.
 
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2011, 11:52:28 PM »

I said "coolest tractors on the planet" to Dave at MotoInternational a few months ago and he giggled and said he was stealing that expression.  Lol
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2011, 08:44:05 AM »

Greg Bender's Moto Guzzi resource site is housed at www.ThisOldTractor.com.  Good site, too.
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