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Question: Have you been snipped?
no, still pumping out little sailors - 52 (42.6%)
No, I'm naturally a non-producer - 1 (0.8%)
Yes, and proud of it! - 59 (48.4%)
Yes, and I wish I wasn't (why?) - 1 (0.8%)
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« on: November 28, 2011, 12:18:16 PM »
Well, after my wife and I had the 4th addition to the family we voted its time to call it quits.  My appointment is Monday to cut off the baby making supply line....who else has had this done?
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« on: November 28, 2011, 12:18:16 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 12:35:32 PM »
It ain't no biggie at all -- I had it done on a Friday morning, and, by Sunday, I was pretty much fine . . . .

Not up to doing my world famous Evel impersonation, mind you, but fine.

No side affects whatsoever (other than a great relief being expressed).
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 12:48:33 PM »
Same as the bomber, in on Fri, kept a bag of frozen pea's on the sack. Up and around on Monday. By the next weekend I was out riding my bicycle 40 miles.
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 12:56:22 PM »
Oh, the incisions will very likely leak a bit.

Pro tip -- do not look for sympathy from your wife on this point.

Just sayin.
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 01:00:24 PM »
Snip, snip.  Everybody had a snip-snip joke.   Jeeze, I got sick of it...
Frozen peas were the bomb.  I had my kids shuttling bags of peas to my spot on the couch for the weekend.

One problem I did run into.

I'm a runner - and I used to run in those gay-assed flimsy little short shorts we all wore back in the day.

Well, without the "suspension system" of the Vas-Deferens, the boys are essentially two marbles clanking around in a small leather bag.

So - now I run wearing that gay-assed spandex...
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 01:00:31 PM »
My wife had her plumbing snipped after #2 (she volunteered).
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 01:04:36 PM »
Yup I am.  Similar story as most here.  Bags of frozen peas (very malleable and form fitting LOL!) and after 3 days I was mostly ok.  Another 3 days and I was letting her play cowgirl GENTLY even though I was supposed to wait like 3 weeks I think...or some such.  Proudly shooting blanks (certified) for well over 12 years now.
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 01:05:41 PM »
Quote from: OmegaSix on November 28, 2011, 01:00:24 PM

Snip, snip.  Everybody had a snip-snip joke.   Jeeze, I got sick of it...
Frozen peas were the bomb.  I had my kids shuttling bags of peas to my spot on the couch for the weekend.

One problem I did run into.

I'm a runner - and I used to run in those gay-assed flimsy little short shorts we all wore back in the day.

Well, without the "suspension system" of the Vas-Deferens, the boys are essentially two marbles clanking around in a small leather bag.

So - now I run wearing that gay-assed spandex...



Yeah, I was going to have it done Friday, but I have a 5K this weekend...so thanks for the tip.  I will be sure to keep the boys properly suspended in the future.
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 01:06:11 PM »
Still firing little sailors all over the place.   Bigok  My wife had a procedure.   Many of my friends have had it though- it's nothing to worry about.  Same deal for them- down for the weekend, good-to-go Monday.   Thumbsup  Good luck.   Thumbsup
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 01:06:45 PM »
My Dr. was a butcher. Two days later my balls were the size of apples.

Enjoy. Thumbsup

Remember this, when you are laying back going ahhh.......

remember that you have TWO little pipelines. Crazy

When you bring in a sample to be tested for any surviving travelers, I recommend as your handing it to the nurse you ask her if it's ok that it has a little spit in it. Bigsmile
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2011, 01:08:07 PM »
Had mine done recently.   Not because of any overwhelming desire but to get the friggen tumor out they had to go in slashing and burning.  I got to keep the marbles though. So a bit more extensive than just the snip, but I never did touch the meds afterwards.  My doc said to use a jock stuffed with gauze to 1. contain any leakage. 2. Provide support.   Seemed to do the trick for me.  

Not for nothin guys, give the boys the once over when you shower.  You never know what you will find and it could save your life.
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 01:31:04 PM »
Quote from: the frenchman on November 28, 2011, 01:26:01 PM



I found a doctor that would put me under general to do it. After hearing my brother describe his procedure, there was NO f'ing way I was going through that while awake.




Had several surgeries much worse than this...so not really worried about that part of it.

Only concern would be lack of sex drive afterwards...or chance for increased risk of prostate cancer
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2011, 01:44:04 PM »
sort of....more like punctured and cauterized.
The "No Scalpel Vasectomy" version.
Not fun, but no big deal.

http://www.vasectomymedical.com/no-scalpel-vasectomy.html
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2011, 01:48:19 PM »
Quote from: FirstVtwin on November 28, 2011, 01:31:04 PM



Had several surgeries much worse than this...so not really worried about that part of it.

Only concern would be lack of sex drive afterwards...or chance for increased risk of prostate cancer



Nope/not yet (done 15 years ago)
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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2011, 01:50:00 PM »
Plan some days off, line up some good documentaries and movies to watch, and don't mow the lawn once you "think" you're OK.

You'll regret it later.  
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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2011, 01:50:31 PM »
Quote from: garry on November 28, 2011, 01:00:31 PM

My wife had her plumbing snipped after #2 (she volunteered).


Ditto here.  We were all set for me to do the deed when she got scheduled to go in for some female type plumbing so she decided to do it all.  God bless her.
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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2011, 01:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Sputnik on November 28, 2011, 01:44:04 PM

sort of....more like punctured and cauterized.
The "No Scalpel Vasectomy" version.
Not fun, but no big deal.

http://www.vasectomymedical.com/no-scalpel-vasectomy.html




This is exactly what I am having done...
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« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2011, 01:57:08 PM »
I have not been snipped, but most of my co-workers have. (all the ones over 40 except me have)  We are all over 40 and I am the only one who does not need assistance from the little blue pills.  I know all the doctors say that the procedure does nothing to the potential for the little feller to stand up and salute but........... I am the only one of my co-workers over 40 who has not been snipped and does not have a prescription for the blue pills.
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2011, 02:17:04 PM »
I had the bitch spayed, then kicked her out.
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2011, 02:22:38 PM »
Happily shooting blanks. Also done on a Friday. The worst part was from the car to the frozen veggie aisle to buy my frozen peas. I laid in bed most of that day with the peas doing their work. Got back down to business a week later, which was probably a few days too soon.

Quote from: FirstVtwin on November 28, 2011, 01:31:04 PM

Only concern would be lack of sex drive afterwards...


Basically it's been the opposite for me. I'm revved up and ready to go pretty much all the time now. Lol
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