stew71
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Motorcycles: 2006 Yamaha FJR
GPS: Sacramento, CA
Miles Typed: 1129
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I void warranties.
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2012, 03:37:35 PM » |
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Why do Germans wear socks with their sandals?
Because invading France in bare feet is silly. If I spill spot remover on my dog, will he disappear? |
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Yes, I own a truck. And no...I won't help you move.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2012, 03:37:35 PM » |
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Kneescrubber
King of the 90º flat turn
Reputation -121
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Motorcycles: '99 Honda VFR, '73 BMW R75/5
GPS: The western U.S. is strewn with paper maps I've lost from my tankbag.
Miles Typed: 2142
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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2012, 05:14:17 PM » |
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If I spill spot remover on my dog, will he disappear?
Depends on if he craps in my yard or not. |
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I'm on ST.N so its not like I'm a productive member of society anyway. DogBoy
It's the internet. It runs on drama. Cablebandit
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2012, 05:33:10 PM » |
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Monsieur, does your dog bite?
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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Kneescrubber
King of the 90º flat turn
Reputation -121
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Motorcycles: '99 Honda VFR, '73 BMW R75/5
GPS: The western U.S. is strewn with paper maps I've lost from my tankbag.
Miles Typed: 2142
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2012, 05:45:07 PM » |
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Monsieur, does your dog bite?
No. |
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I'm on ST.N so its not like I'm a productive member of society anyway. DogBoy
It's the internet. It runs on drama. Cablebandit
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mxvet57
Let's find some twisty's
Reputation -372
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Years Contributed: '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 04 FJR1300 88 EX500 05 YZ250 01 YZ 250 91 KX 500
GPS: Mt. prospect ill.
Miles Typed: 12411
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Loud horns save lives
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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2012, 05:59:45 PM » |
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Monsieur, does your dog bite?
The doggy bites. The poodle chews. |
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It's not the fall that will kill you it's that sudden stop
04 FJR 1300 (219,599 and counting)
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coho
Just here for the pie.
Reputation -2
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Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: BMW R1100RT, BMW R1100R (on injured reserve), Yamaha StFU200 ("the dumbbike")
GPS: is for people who can't read maps
Miles Typed: 1994
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I can see you.
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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2012, 09:53:55 PM » |
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The doggy bites. The poodle chews.
Therein lies the crux of the biscuit. |
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"Where's the rep system when you need it? This thread is full of chortles. (Which is Chornbe crossed with turtles.)" - stromgal
"Let's be careful, it's dumb out there."
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 02:12:45 AM » |
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Therein lies the crux of the biscuit.
The doggy bites. The poodle chews.
Are these even questions? Does humor belong in music? Is that a real poncho is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? What's that watermelon doing there? |
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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 02:12:45 AM » |
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -179
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8252
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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2012, 04:27:34 AM » |
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What is actually in the middle of nowhere?
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -179
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8252
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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2012, 04:41:29 AM » |
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2012, 04:43:32 AM » |
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What if?
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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Papa Lazarou
Reputation -179
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Years Contributed: '09
Years Supported: '11
GPS: Sussex
Miles Typed: 8252
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« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2012, 04:43:39 AM » |
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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sodapop6620
Reputation 18
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Motorcycles: ZREX
GPS: SEPA
Miles Typed: 1102
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The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine!
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« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2012, 04:44:07 AM » |
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Why not? or Why knot?
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2012, 04:44:16 AM » |
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Where does the sun go at night?
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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sodapop6620
Reputation 18
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Motorcycles: ZREX
GPS: SEPA
Miles Typed: 1102
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The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine!
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« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 04:49:21 AM » |
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Where does the sun go at night?
Is this what you are asking? Look at the windows. http://youtu.be/xg1xYTrYIyw |
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« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 04:49:21 AM » |
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2012, 04:55:16 AM » |
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The Sun is in a relationship with the Cloud?
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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ConPilot1
Things is lookin' up!
Reputation -2108
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Miles Typed: 228
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Yeah. Nice bike!
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« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2012, 12:42:07 PM » |
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If I spill spot remover on my dog, will he disappear?
Only if the Dog's name is Spot. Q: If a human's avg. heart rate is 72 beats per minute, and a cat's avg. heart rate is 130 BPM, What is the average heart rate of the Giant Maylasian Hissing Cockroach? |
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"You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2012, 12:46:58 PM » |
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Before or after eating the cat?
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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ConPilot1
Things is lookin' up!
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Yeah. Nice bike!
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« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2012, 12:50:19 PM » |
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Sorry, I ignored you. Busy checking the weather radar. The shit cometh. Soon.  |
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"You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat
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Mr.Black
Reputation -198
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: GSF1250
GPS: MA.
Miles Typed: 16729
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« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2012, 12:55:29 PM » |
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Sorry, I ignored you. Busy checking the weather radar. The shit cometh. Soon. I'm sorry, is that a question? No? Need help figuring out how to ask questions? |
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Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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OmegaSix
Reputation -18
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Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: FJR1300, RF900R, F650
Miles Typed: 1196
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Audaces Fortuna Juvat
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« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2012, 01:05:32 PM » |
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Is the cat dead or alive?
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