“Country Roads” Region 6 Spring Meet – May 4-6, 2012

[mxvet57]

How West Virginians see the rest of the US.

Doug, that map is old. Oprah is no longer in Chicago.

I do agree with Alaska with beer. (Wisconsin)

[R Doug]

I see you come from the land of corn.  

Garry and maddjack come from Assholistan.    

I have a funny story about Assholistan.  I used to work for Huntington Banks which is based out of Columbus, OH.  Everyday I spoke with someone from corporate, I had to hear a different WV joke.  It got old, especially since most were actually mean-spirited and not tongue in cheek.  Ask anyone from Columbus and they'll be glad to tell you they live in the epicenter of the entire f'n world.  

Anyhow... one day I had enough of the WV jokes so I replied to a guy from Columbus, "Do you know what separates a hillbilly from an asshole?"  He paused and said, "no, what?"  I replied, "The Ohio River."  

[SLK50]

 The best thing to come out of Ohio....is the road to West Virginia!

[HappyRiding]

His name is Mike. He'll be calling. Thanks!

There goes the neighborhood.

[Skee]

I'm thinking little slices of bacon...  

That's good.  I like to avoid the slab stuff myself.

[maddjack]

I see you come from the land of corn.  

Garry and maddjack come from Assholistan.    

I have a funny story about Assholistan.  I used to work for Huntington Banks which is based out of Columbus, OH.  Everyday I spoke with someone from corporate, I had to hear a different WV joke.  It got old, especially since most were actually mean-spirited and not tongue in cheek.  Ask anyone from Columbus and they'll be glad to tell you they live in the epicenter of the entire f'n world.  

Anyhow... one day I had enough of the WV jokes so I replied to a guy from Columbus, "Do you know what separates a hillbilly from an asshole?"  He paused and said, "no, what?"  I replied, "The Ohio River."  

What did Garry ever do to you to pick on him thus, me ,I am a frigging saint so it has to be him. Stinking trouble maker he is telling about all those good roads and motorcycle trips on a motorcycle forum no less. Yep Assholistan  for sure  

[garry]

I've been told that people that ride KTM 530s are A-holes, so I'll take the hit for Assholistan...  

[Chef675]

 The best thing to come out of Ohio....is the road to West Virginia!

Amen.

[R Doug]

What did Garry ever do to you to pick on him thus, me ,I am a frigging saint so it has to be him. Stinking trouble maker he is telling about all those good roads and motorcycle trips on a motorcycle forum no less. Yep Assholistan  for sure  

Hey, I'm just calling out the fact of where you live according to the map.  

I've been told that people that ride KTM 530s are A-holes, so I'll take the hit for Assholistan...  

Why do you think I sold it?  I was sick of the name calling.  

[keppyou812]

After having lived in WV for 5 yrs. I was under the impression that there were only 4 good things that came out of WV...

1) Interstate 81
2) Route 9
3) Route 50
4) Route 522

Or so I'm told...  

[R Doug]

Says the guy from Altoona?    

[SLK50]

After having lived in WV for 5 yrs. I was under the impression that there were only 4 good things that came out of WV...

1) Interstate 81
2) Route 9
3) Route 50
4) Route 522

Or so I'm told...  

  That's what they want everyone from outside of WV to think so they don't want to go back.
  The ( motorcycling ) roads of WV are one of this country's best kept secrets.
  Thanks to this forum I now know better. Thanks guys.

[Cablebandit]

Says the guy from Altoona?    

[R Doug]

Let's set it clear.  I have nothing against PA (eastern, central, or western).  I have friends and have visited all areas.  My good friend is a surgeon and he moved to Altoona after college.  Altoona is his hometown.  All I'm saying is you can't toss stones when you live in a glass house.  

I could have replied... The best thing coming out of Altoona is Sheetz!  

[Skee]

What's true is true.

BTW, when are you going to get a real bike.  

...says the d@mn Yankee on a Wee  

[Cablebandit]

<-- Shew, just barely out of Assholistan.

[maddjack]

Says the guy from Altoona?    

They have the Horseshoe curve, a good train / railroad museum  also , and a great pair of roller coasters nearby  so it isn't ( gag) Philadelphia

[maddjack]

Let's set it clear.  I have nothing against PA (eastern, central, or western).  I have friends and have visited all areas.  My good friend is a surgeon and he moved to Altoona after college.  Altoona is his hometown.  All I'm saying is you can't toss stones when you live in a glass house.  

I could have replied... The best thing coming out of Altoona is Sheetz!  

Since when ?

[R Doug]

 

I knew there was a reason I moved further away from you guys.  

 

[SuperSlider]

I've lived in in southeast/central Pa for a while and yep it's Assholeistan central in these parts.  Whenever I have customers that are new to the area they almost always comment about how unfriendly and standoffish the locals are. Technically I am a southerner by birth and therefore don't qualify as a local, y'all.