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« on: January 25, 2012, 05:49:58 AM »

In the vein of all those other "Shit that ___ Say", here is a biker version.  Lol




http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/video-shit-bikers-say.htm
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« on: January 25, 2012, 05:49:58 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 05:59:44 AM »

That about sums it up.


"fender bunny"  Lol
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 06:19:03 AM »

I wonder what the cruiser version would be like.
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 07:38:02 AM »

I think that was done at the Spare Parts Company shop on Vine Street in Old City Philly.   Lol
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 07:54:40 AM »

I've said a few of those myself!
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 07:58:29 AM »

Cool - also sums up ST.N in 2:41.   Lol
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 09:07:31 AM »

hehe that's classic. That guy is definitely a forum rat somewhere.
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 09:07:31 AM »


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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 09:08:44 AM »

Thanks for the morning snerk.  Lol

I noticed there wasn't any..."Fuckin' cops"...reference.  
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 05:04:07 PM »

Love it. Might have even said one or two of those myself.  

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2012, 06:43:15 AM »

Hilarious... especially because it wasn't genre-specific.  Making fun of everybody equally is the way to go  Smile
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 07:10:26 AM »

Good stuff! Guy knows bikes!
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2012, 07:21:39 AM »

I was waiting for an ABS or car tire comment.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2012, 07:45:32 AM »


Cool - also sums up ST.N in 2:41.   Lol

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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2012, 08:48:08 AM »

Well done  Thumbsup Definitely sh*t I've heard bikers say---as well as myself  Bigsmile
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2012, 03:26:06 PM »

Needs a reference to a "performance award".
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2012, 04:22:25 PM »


Cool - also sums up ST.N in 2:41.   Lol


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'zackly what I was thinking.   Lol
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« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2012, 04:55:38 PM »

i know is not the right place,...i could not help,.. it's even funier! (if u do/hang w/the cycle crowd)  Lol Thumbsup
so accurate...scary




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« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2012, 05:43:06 PM »

 
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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2012, 05:26:32 AM »

They appeared to pull over for the car approaching.  I call shenanigans.  No real cyclist would do that.
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2012, 06:39:04 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2012, 07:31:04 PM »

"Yeah, this baby will smoke a harley"
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 08:22:10 PM »

Synthetic oil is best!
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 09:17:28 PM »

"Ya gota work on those chicken stripes"
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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2012, 10:24:37 AM »

"Helmets are for pussies"

"When are you going to get a REAL bike?"

"You rode that sport bike how far?"

"Isn't it uncomfortable to sit like that?"

"Like a monkey humping a football"

"Those were some sick sweepers"

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« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 09:09:46 PM »

He never said "farkle."  Damn poser.   Lol
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« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 10:28:20 PM »

my loud pipes are for safety

I need to wash the bike BEFORE I go for a ride

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« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 05:33:02 AM »

Since we're on a theme here. This one made the rounds recently as well...
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