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« on: February 06, 2012, 08:45:33 AM »

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 73.47 years
Lower Quartile: 65.60 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 75.02 years
Upper Quartile: 82.76 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2012, 08:50:19 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 08:54:24 AM »

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 72.01 years
Lower Quartile: 64.90 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 71.84 years
Upper Quartile: 78.68 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 08:57:58 AM »

A lot of "I don't know's" in the family medical history, because I am adopted.  Headscratch

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Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 79.31 years
Lower Quartile: 71.53 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 80.79 years
Upper Quartile: 88.16 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 08:58:41 AM »

Test is broken, here's the proof:

Life Expectancy: 86.99 years
Lower Quartile: 79.34 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.25 years
Upper Quartile: 97.35 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


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If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.56 years longer


Maybe true, buy why bother?
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2012, 09:24:45 AM »

Huh:

Life Expectancy: 87.12 years
Lower Quartile: 79.32 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.14 years
Upper Quartile: 95.67 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I was picky about automobile driving Bigsmile Hey, I seldom drive a car spending most of my time on the bike Smile

Sexual partner was fun Rolleyes Sure, I'm in a relationship but without sex Sad

Analysis Results
Don't Smoke: Not smoking is a great choice! Your life expectancy is maximized by not smoking
Don't Drink: If you have 2-3 drinks per day, your life expectancy would be 0.18 years longer
2,000 miles a year: If you do not drive, your life expectancy would be 0.01 years longer
0 from the list: Having a life free from major stress has maximized your life expectancy
Sometimes Exerciser: If you become a conditioning exercizer, your life expectancy would be 0.51 years longer
Don't normally consume dairy: If you consume all 5 types of food everyday, your life expectancy would be 0.00 years longer
Yea well... Not having any sexual partner has minimized your risk of AIDS
I sleep on average 8 hours a day: If you sleep 7 hours a day, your life expectancy would be 0.26 years longer

If all of the above choices are adopted, your life expectancy would be 0.93 years longer

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 09:33:40 AM »

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.95 years
Lower Quartile: 77.11 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.46 years
Upper Quartile: 94.06 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


Anyway , invalid test , no question whether you ride donorcycle or not . It would probably lowered the expectancy all across by 20-25 years . couch
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2012, 09:52:54 AM »


Anyway , invalid test , no question whether you ride donorcycle or not . It would probably lowered the expectancy all across by 20-25 years . couch

Yep, probably.  Mine was about 83 years.  We'll see..."Live fast, 'cause it won't last!"


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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2012, 09:54:07 AM »

It said I would live forever.  
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2012, 10:07:46 AM »

I must be living pretty clean... (I don't drink or smoke) Bigsmile

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.73 years
Lower Quartile: 76.75 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.39 years
Upper Quartile: 94.08 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2012, 10:13:30 AM »

81, I guess that's not bad
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2012, 10:17:57 AM »

Life Expectancy: 85.73 years
Lower Quartile: 77.78 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.29 years
Upper Quartile: 95.03 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

That's a lot longer than I expected.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2012, 10:44:15 AM »



Yep, probably.  Mine was about 83 years.  We'll see..."Live fast, 'cause it won't last!"





Man , that is horribly tune , I almost died while trying to listen to ,,,,,,,,,,  Lol

I forgot to mention one thing , if you are AGGATT  that figure needs to be lowered by only 19.5 years . 20 is for Oakley , t-shit and flip-flop crowd .  
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 10:47:42 AM »

86 years.  Headscratch

My wife will probably smother me with a pillow anyways for the insurance money so what does it matter?
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2012, 10:49:56 AM »

I couldn't handle the stress so I didn't take it.
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 10:52:38 AM »

It doesn't ask if you ride.  So I guess we're safe.  ATGATT!

Life Expectancy: 85.23 years
Lower Quartile: 77.10 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.46 years
Upper Quartile: 94.06 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2012, 10:54:20 AM »

I did much better than I thought  Thumbsup

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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2012, 11:35:40 AM »


Life Expectancy: 86.99 years
Lower Quartile: 79.34 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.25 years
Upper Quartile: 97.35 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


Good thing you're younger than me!  Less time by myself.

Life Expectancy: 94.67 years
Lower Quartile: 88.44 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 97.01 years
Upper Quartile: 104.58 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I agree the test is broken.  It asks about 1st degree relatives, but doesn't go deeper than that.  My grandparents have had several of those conditions, but they weren't eligible targets for the test.
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2012, 11:37:38 AM »

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Life Expectancy: 92.25 years
Lower Quartile: 85.51 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 93.70 years
Upper Quartile: 100.66 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


Shit. I better start having some fun.  Lol

Helps to have healthy relatives I guess, but yeah, adding in the motorcycle might have an effect....

And yes a younger partner really helps....  Inlove
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2012, 11:39:20 AM »

yeah I don't know about this.  It didn't ask how many cigarettes I USED to smoke.  Big mistake

Life Expectancy: 85.90 years
Lower Quartile: 78.12 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.72 years
Upper Quartile: 95.53 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

But hey, hopefully it's true.  Love to meet some grandkids some day.
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