Life Expectancy Calculator

[SuperHans]

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 73.47 years
Lower Quartile: 65.60 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 75.02 years
Upper Quartile: 82.76 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[Scratch33]

Is that with or without the Zombie Apocalypse?

[mxvet57]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 72.01 years
Lower Quartile: 64.90 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 71.84 years
Upper Quartile: 78.68 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[veefer800canuck]

A lot of "I don't know's" in the family medical history, because I am adopted.  

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 79.31 years
Lower Quartile: 71.53 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 80.79 years
Upper Quartile: 88.16 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[Fourstring]

Test is broken, here's the proof:

Life Expectancy: 86.99 years
Lower Quartile: 79.34 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.25 years
Upper Quartile: 97.35 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.56 years longer

Maybe true, buy why bother?

[dm_gsxr]

Huh:

Life Expectancy: 87.12 years
Lower Quartile: 79.32 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.14 years
Upper Quartile: 95.67 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I was picky about automobile driving Hey, I seldom drive a car spending most of my time on the bike

Sexual partner was fun Sure, I'm in a relationship but without sex

Analysis Results
Don't Smoke: Not smoking is a great choice! Your life expectancy is maximized by not smoking
Don't Drink: If you have 2-3 drinks per day, your life expectancy would be 0.18 years longer
2,000 miles a year: If you do not drive, your life expectancy would be 0.01 years longer
0 from the list: Having a life free from major stress has maximized your life expectancy
Sometimes Exerciser: If you become a conditioning exercizer, your life expectancy would be 0.51 years longer
Don't normally consume dairy: If you consume all 5 types of food everyday, your life expectancy would be 0.00 years longer
Yea well... Not having any sexual partner has minimized your risk of AIDS
I sleep on average 8 hours a day: If you sleep 7 hours a day, your life expectancy would be 0.26 years longer

If all of the above choices are adopted, your life expectancy would be 0.93 years longer

Carl

[tomek]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.95 years
Lower Quartile: 77.11 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.46 years
Upper Quartile: 94.06 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


Anyway , invalid test , no question whether you ride donorcycle or not . It would probably lowered the expectancy all across by 20-25 years .

[Kootenanny]

Anyway , invalid test , no question whether you ride donorcycle or not . It would probably lowered the expectancy all across by 20-25 years .

Yep, probably.  Mine was about 83 years.  We'll see..."Live fast, 'cause it won't last!"

[Rincewind]

It said I would live forever.  

[Ack535]

I must be living pretty clean... (I don't drink or smoke)

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.73 years
Lower Quartile: 76.75 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.39 years
Upper Quartile: 94.08 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[stevent]

81, I guess that's not bad

[TBone]

Life Expectancy: 85.73 years
Lower Quartile: 77.78 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.29 years
Upper Quartile: 95.03 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

That's a lot longer than I expected.

[tomek]

Yep, probably.  Mine was about 83 years.  We'll see..."Live fast, 'cause it won't last!"

Man , that is horribly tune , I almost died while trying to listen to ,,,,,,,,,,  

I forgot to mention one thing , if you are AGGATT  that figure needs to be lowered by only 19.5 years . 20 is for Oakley , t-shit and flip-flop crowd .  

[stew71]

86 years.  

My wife will probably smother me with a pillow anyways for the insurance money so what does it matter?

[Kneescrubber]

I couldn't handle the stress so I didn't take it.

[xsrider]

It doesn't ask if you ride.  So I guess we're safe.  ATGATT!

Life Expectancy: 85.23 years
Lower Quartile: 77.10 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.46 years
Upper Quartile: 94.06 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[Justin]

I did much better than I thought  

[jadziadax8]

Life Expectancy: 86.99 years
Lower Quartile: 79.34 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.25 years
Upper Quartile: 97.35 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

Good thing you're younger than me!  Less time by myself.

Life Expectancy: 94.67 years
Lower Quartile: 88.44 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 97.01 years
Upper Quartile: 104.58 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I agree the test is broken.  It asks about 1st degree relatives, but doesn't go deeper than that.  My grandparents have had several of those conditions, but they weren't eligible targets for the test.

[viffergyrl]

Life Expectancy: 92.25 years
Lower Quartile: 85.51 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 93.70 years
Upper Quartile: 100.66 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

Shit. I better start having some fun.  

Helps to have healthy relatives I guess, but yeah, adding in the motorcycle might have an effect....

And yes a younger partner really helps....  

[DredheadV2.0]

yeah I don't know about this.  It didn't ask how many cigarettes I USED to smoke.  Big mistake

Life Expectancy: 85.90 years
Lower Quartile: 78.12 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.72 years
Upper Quartile: 95.53 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

But hey, hopefully it's true.  Love to meet some grandkids some day.

[Jim M.]

87.7. So wtf was with that heart attack I had 2 years ago at 51?!  

[antvq]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.19 years
Lower Quartile: 76.37 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 85.55 years
Upper Quartile: 92.98 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


I am so screwed.   My retirement planning only has me living to 75.   Can you keep a motorcycle in a cardboard box under the bridge?  

[Scratch33]

Life Expectancy: 79.40 years
Lower Quartile: 71.62 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 80.26 years
Upper Quartile: 87.40 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)
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Meh.  

[scottzilla]

That's surprising.  I also don't want to live that long. 90? Jeez, no way.


Life Expectancy: 79.91 years
Lower Quartile: 70.97 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 82.39 years
Upper Quartile: 90.45 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I'd like to live until 99.  I think it would be cool to die at 99 rather than 100.

[Kootenanny]

Man , that is horribly tune , I almost died while trying to listen to ,,,,,,,,,,  

It just popped into my head while reading this thread...hey, it was the 80s...

[stromgal]

Life Expectancy: 88.81 years
Lower Quartile: 82.22 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 89.83 years
Upper Quartile: 96.17 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

I would *SO* hope this could be true. Hard to believe considering the health issues I've had.

[Mr. Whippy]

It's about what my father and grandparents lived so probably about right:

Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 86.97 years
Lower Quartile: 79.10 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.25 years
Upper Quartile: 95.95 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[stew71]

SVs hold up to weather and hammer attacks pretty well. You should be fine if you get one.  

How's that coming along, BTW?

[Dan K]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.06 years
Lower Quartile: 78.26 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.91 years
Upper Quartile: 95.75 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

And I was brutally honest.  Also thought it was limited, as I have grandparents with some of the noted issues.

If my brain is still working, I'd like to live as long as possible - see great grand kids, more marvels of the world like TV and the internet...what's next?

- Dan

[stew71]

Wow...jeez...sorry to hear, Frenchie.  

threadjack off.

[Mr.Black]

Life Expectancy Results

Life Expectancy: 82.28 years
Lower Quartile: 74.30 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 83.65 years
Upper Quartile: 91.02 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)



So much for the whole "hope I die before I get old" thing.

[Cheddarhead]

So much for the whole "hope I die before I get old" thing.

Too late for you, idnit?  

[Mr.Black]

Wow. Tough crowd.

[Flyer]

Don't need no steenkeen test.
I didn't expect to live this long.
 

[Skee]

Don't need no steenkeen test.
I didn't expect to live this long.
 

+1

Life Expectancy: 85.79 years - Guess I better change my financial plan
Lower Quartile: 78.27 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.54 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

[Squareman357]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 80.26 years
Lower Quartile: 68.25 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 83.00 years
Upper Quartile: 92.63 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 2.91 years longer.  WTF??? So if I don't have ANY sex I could live 2.91 years longer?  That would be a lonely life LOL!

[R Doug]

Life Expectancy: 85.88 years
Lower Quartile: 78.02 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.55 years
Upper Quartile: 95.32 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


I really hope I don't live past 90 because all of my retirement savings calculations assume I die at or before 90.    

[R Doug]

Wait a tick...

1)  If you become a conditioning exercizer, your life expectancy would be 0.55 years longer.  

That's it?  Screw that.  I'll keep to my 30 min. x 5 day a week training if that's all more years I'm going to get out of it.  

2)  If you do not have any sexual partner, your life expectancy would be 0.27 years longer.

Only 3 months longer?  I think I'll keep sex in my marriage thank you very much.  

[miles]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.74 years
Lower Quartile: 78.80 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.27 years
Upper Quartile: 96.10 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)


Analysis Results
Congratulations! You have adopted the optimal lifestyle choices among all the variables that you have chosen to analyze


Heh.  I'm quite surprised by this.

[satxbonneville]

Life Expectancy: 86.01 years
Lower Quartile: 78.11 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.21 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 94.77 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)


That sounds about right for my family.

[Tombstone]

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.24 years
Lower Quartile: 77.53 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.22 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.51 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

[JonS]

Life Expectancy: 86.77 years
Lower Quartile: 79.30 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.16 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 94.20 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

86 is just about as long as I want to be here. It seems like things go down the tube pretty fast after that.

[jay547]

Life Expectancy: 73.43 years
Lower Quartile: 65.34 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 73.85 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 81.33 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

this is encouraging. anything after retirement is just a bonus.

[Bella Francois]

That's surprising.  I also don't want to live that long. 90? Jeez, no way.


Life Expectancy: 79.91 years
Lower Quartile: 70.97 years(25\% chance you will live shorter than this)
Median Lifetime: 82.39 years
Upper Quartile: 90.45 years (25\% chance you will live longer than this)

Don't worry. I love you enough to bury you in the backyard once you get too gnarly.

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.67 years
Lower Quartile: 78.97 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.22 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.05 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

[Mr.Black]

Don't worry. I love you enough to bury you in the backyard once you get too gnarly.

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.67 years
Lower Quartile: 78.97 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.22 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.05 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

I'll help you hotsuff.

[Attack Pug]

Life Expectancy: 72.73 years
Lower Quartile: 64.97 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 72.81 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 80.14 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)

[Bella Francois]

I'll help you hotsuff.

 

[peacemaker24]

83.35.

What if I used to smoke 60 cigarettes a day?  What if my grandparents have had cancer, diabetes, and congestive heart failure between them?  It seems to overlook several possibly important variables.