C'mon now...
If you don't buy this little bike for your kids, they'll be looking for something else to ride.
If your kids look for something else to ride, they'll eventually try a pony:
If they try a cute pony, they'll eventually fall in love with ponies:
If they fall in love with ponies, you WILL be buying them horses through their formative years:
If you're buying horses, you'll probably have to sell your motorcycles to pay for them:
Don't have to sell your motorcycles. Buy this little bike for your kids.
Brought to you by a concerned parent.
