Giaka
UFO Identifier
Reputation -349
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Years Contributed: '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: Versys Adventure
GPS: So Cal
Miles Typed: 5294
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LOL
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2012, 04:23:32 pm » |
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You guys can have the milk bags. I will take the skinny little nerd chick.  |
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"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
- William Shakespeare
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atadaskew
Reputation 155
Offline
Motorcycles: A Vethpa and thome other thcooter
GPS: Venice Beach, California.
Miles Typed: 11826
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2012, 04:57:27 pm » |
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Right now we really need a balanced dood like Shah to put this all into perspective... Can someone get hold of him for a guest appearance?  |
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I'm hip about time, I just gotta go.
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Wockman
Reputation 35
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Years Contributed: '08, '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: CBR1100XX
GPS: Montgomery AL
Miles Typed: 10202
My Photo Gallery
I mostly post pictures...
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2012, 06:11:03 pm » |
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I could go for a Deschanel sandwich.  |
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Meemuh
Reputation 135
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Years Contributed: '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: 1981 XS650, 2000 Concours
GPS: Holland, MI
Miles Typed: 1271
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2012, 06:40:51 pm » |
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I'm guessing her sister Emily is more your type:  Yes, please. |
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Moto Morphin Power Ranger
Ottenere una moto vera
Reputation 22
Offline
Motorcycles: 2009 Moto-Guzzi Griso 8V, 1978 Yamaha XS1100,
GPS: Region Six
Miles Typed: 754
My Photo Gallery
twitter.com/motomuzzey
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2012, 07:15:53 pm » |
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"Siri, are those my tits?"
"Yes Kat, those sure are. And they are awesome. And thank you for not being a douche like that dumbass Zooey chick"
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming Wow What a Ride HST
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Flyer
Just put me back up on the bike.
Reputation 28
Offline
Motorcycles: Ducati MTS1200ST. Cycles: Masi Tre Volumetrica "Lampo Bianco", Kona NuNu "The Slug", Colnago C50 "La Spada di Cambiago", Kona Jake the Snake.
GPS: "O Canada, We Stand On Cars and Freeze"
Miles Typed: 6858
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2012, 09:14:02 pm » |
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Zooey could keep me occupied for months...  |
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“Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to was never there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it". Flannery O'Connor.
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TBone
Not an Asshat
Reputation 28
Offline
Years Contributed: '07, '08, '09
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: Bikeless in NJ
GPS: Pequannock, N.J.
Miles Typed: 3447
My Photo Gallery
There is no you, there is only me
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« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2012, 09:28:35 pm » |
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Zooey could keep me occupied for months... +1 I think I love her. Sent from a dark place using tapatalk |
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is that they're so hard to verify." - Abraham Lincoln
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falconati
you love it
Reputation 44
Offline
Motorcycles: Ducati Hypermotard 796, Aprilia Futura, Aprilia Falco
GPS: Madison, WI
Miles Typed: 5796
My Photo Gallery
Baller
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« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2012, 10:07:47 pm » |
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Zoey is adorable.
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atadaskew
Reputation 155
Offline
Motorcycles: A Vethpa and thome other thcooter
GPS: Venice Beach, California.
Miles Typed: 11826
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2012, 10:24:18 pm » |
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Zoey is adorable.
The knights from Monty Python And the Holy Grail thought the bunny was adorable too. At first. |
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I'm hip about time, I just gotta go.
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coho
Just here for the pie.
Reputation 26
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Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: BMW R1100RT Yamaha StFU200 ("the dumbbike")
GPS: is for people who can't read maps (PNW)
Miles Typed: 2758
My Photo Gallery
I see what you did there.
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« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2012, 11:58:50 pm » |
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I think Zooey is quite the tasty bit of crumpet and I would like to do many unspeakable things to/with/at her. That said, while I enjoyed Hitchhiker's Guide, I don't watch her sitcom or listen to her music.
PS. The thread title would have been funnier if it was spelled 'Doucheanal'.
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"Always be yourself. Unless you suck, then be somebody else."
"My anecdotal evidence can beat up your anecdotal evidence."
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miles
Reputation 86
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Years Contributed: '07, '08, '09, '10
Years Supported: '11
Motorcycles: A couple of them.
Miles Typed: 13074
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Triangles are my favorite shape
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« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2012, 12:03:30 am » |
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Anger fading... Hulk feeling better..... Kat Dennings rrrroooowwwrrr!
Ya think Kat would use at her phone and ask it if that's wain? No! Hell no! She uses the phone the way Graham Alexander Bell intended it to be used, and takes nekkid pictures of herself. Which somehow get posted on the web.
"Siri, are those my tits?"
"Yes Kat, those sure are. And they are awesome. And thank you for not being a douche like that dumbass Zooey chick"
Thank you, sir, for sending me off to google (successfully and happily, I might add). Sent with one hand using tapatalk |
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Three points where two lines meet
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TheRedOnesAreFaster
Had to go with a white motorcycle to slow things down a bit.
Reputation 30
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Motorcycles: Triumph Tiger Explorer XRT, CanAm Ryker Rally Edition
GPS: Battle Creek, MI
Miles Typed: 2036
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Rides the Maidencruiser
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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2012, 10:44:16 am » |
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Neither one of those ladies does a thing for me. I would kick them both out for even thinking about eating crackers in bed.
I would, however, allow them to change the sheets and bring me a sandwich after I was done with Megyn Price.......mmmmm tasty. Need to be alone now.
Crap I can't remember how to post pictures.
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Silly Harley rider......Don't you know Tigers eat hogs?
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bungie4
Reputation 21
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Motorcycles: 2013 Yamaha FJR, 2013 CRF250L
GPS: Sudbury Ontario
Miles Typed: 841
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« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2012, 01:04:14 pm » |
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Neither one of those ladies does a thing for me. I would kick them both out for even thinking about eating crackers in bed.
I would, however, allow them to change the sheets and bring me a sandwich after I was done with Megyn Price.......mmmmm tasty. Need to be alone now.
I just googled her. Enjoy. I'll take Zoey and Kat to block. Hey, at my age, I like two women at once. That way, when I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to and can leave me alone. |
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-Steve I have a job, I explore, I follow every little whiff. On/Offroad Help when you need it www.assistancelist.com |
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atadaskew
Reputation 155
Offline
Motorcycles: A Vethpa and thome other thcooter
GPS: Venice Beach, California.
Miles Typed: 11826
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2012, 01:14:13 pm » |
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Thank you, sir, for sending me off to google (successfully and happily, I might add).
Siri was right on those two... |
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I'm hip about time, I just gotta go.
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sammyseaman
AH3
Reputation 206
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Motorcycles: 1 1/2
GPS: Grand River Valley
Miles Typed: 9855
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Владимир Константинов
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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2012, 01:23:22 pm » |
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I just googled her. Enjoy. I'll take Zoey and Kat to block.
Hey, at my age, I like two women at once. That way, when I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to and can leave me alone.
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"Warm them with your breath or in your hand then insert them to a comfortable depth." ~Mr. Black~
"Polar bears can't jump." ~black bear~
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Flyer
Just put me back up on the bike.
Reputation 28
Offline
Motorcycles: Ducati MTS1200ST. Cycles: Masi Tre Volumetrica "Lampo Bianco", Kona NuNu "The Slug", Colnago C50 "La Spada di Cambiago", Kona Jake the Snake.
GPS: "O Canada, We Stand On Cars and Freeze"
Miles Typed: 6858
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2012, 07:09:44 pm » |
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...I like two women at once. That way, when I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to and can leave me alone.
You Sir, are a true ladies man, and should be doing stand-up.  |
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“Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to was never there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it". Flannery O'Connor.
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bungie4
Reputation 21
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Motorcycles: 2013 Yamaha FJR, 2013 CRF250L
GPS: Sudbury Ontario
Miles Typed: 841
My Photo Gallery
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« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2012, 09:41:44 pm » |
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You Sir, are a true ladies man, and should be doing stand-up. Can't take credit. Thank Rodney Dangerfield. |
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-Steve I have a job, I explore, I follow every little whiff. On/Offroad Help when you need it www.assistancelist.com |
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Zixxerpilot
Where does THIS bolt go?
Reputation 11
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Years Contributed: '09
Motorcycles: 2015 Yamaha FJ-09
GPS: Stevens Point, WI
Miles Typed: 1466
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« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2012, 09:52:34 pm » |
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I would fill Zooey Deschanel full of my intelligence. Many many times. And butter....
Go watch her in "Tinman". Omfg!
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I777 using Tapatalk 2
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Anyone know where I can find rubber pants my size?
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Real Bad Attitude
Reputation 5
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Motorcycles: Triumph Bonneville T100
GPS: USA
Miles Typed: 2020
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An armed society is a polite society
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2012, 01:51:25 pm » |
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Neither one of those ladies does a thing for me. I would kick them both out for even thinking about eating crackers in bed.
I would, however, allow them to change the sheets and bring me a sandwich after I was done with Megyn Price.......mmmmm tasty. Need to be alone now.
Crap I can't remember how to post pictures.
Sorry, man on man pictures are not allowed!!!  |
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"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have".
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Moto Morphin Power Ranger
Ottenere una moto vera
Reputation 22
Offline
Motorcycles: 2009 Moto-Guzzi Griso 8V, 1978 Yamaha XS1100,
GPS: Region Six
Miles Typed: 754
My Photo Gallery
twitter.com/motomuzzey
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« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2012, 12:07:20 am » |
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I was talking with a friend about Zooey and he sent me this.  |
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming Wow What a Ride HST
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