Sport-Touring.Net - Listen up you fuking whiners

Recently, I stepped out of line and posted twice on a topic that causes much gnashing of teeth, denial of reality and digging in of heels despite evidence to the contrary of people's preconceptions. Then followed the complaint that the topic's been posted too many times, blah, blah, blah.

So, just to keep the forum interesting, in the future, allowable posts should be on these ever-interesting topics of which we can never get enough:

1. Harleys are bad/Harleys are good/Harleys are ok, but not for me.

2. A cager cut me off on the Interstate.

3. Some dumbass did this or that and dies, thus deserving a Darwin Award, video included.

4. I got a ticket and it is so unfair, cops are assholes/ no they're not, they're just doing their jobs.

5. Which new bike should I buy?

6. I bought something new, but I'm not going to give a clue what it is until you open a dumbass post with huge pictures.

7. My spouse got a bike/ passed his or her license test.

8. I test rode a bike and have a few nonsensical observations which you will certainly want to read all about.

9. Which roads should I take on my vacation because I cannot read a map even if I did buy one.

10. Don't speed in this or that state or province because they're suddenly going to enforce the law there.

11. You really need to wear all the gear all the time or else this will certainly happen to you.

12. Someone refused to wave to me and it's all because of the brand bike they choose to ride.

13. Someone I know died in a motorcycle crash and I feel so bad.

14. The world is ending for motorcycling as we know it.

15. Drinking while riding is (fill in the blank).

16. I just returned to the forum and certainly you remember my 57 posts from two years ago. Anyway, "Hi."

17. I'm leaving the forum now and I just want to let all of you know, because I'm sure you'll wonder where I went.

18. Has anyone seen/heard from so and so?

19. I insalled one of these on my bike and I'm sure you want to see huge photos of it.

20. I'm going to camp on my bike and have no clue how, so please tell me how.

21. Which bike is most comfortable because I can't tell, so you tell me, ok?

22. Honda is coming out with a new bike that never materializes.

23. I have a flat. What should I do, plug it? No, yes, maybe.

24. I went for a ride and certainly you'll want to read all about it, beginning with what I had for breakfast.

25. A motorcylist received this sentence for the following crime. It's too much, no it's not enough, it's just right. My brother-in-law did something similar. Yeah, well top this.

26. We have an inside joke. You must laugh.

27. 1%'er tales/history/warnings/lore/wars.

28. My motorcyle dealer tried to make a profit from my doing business there.

29. This writer/politician/my mother doesn't like motorcycles. Convince them otherwise.

30. Who do you insure with and what's it cost/ my insurance company screwed me over.

31. I wrecked my bike, please feel bad. You deserved it.

32. BMW's ..... who cares? You paid too much anyway.

33. SpeedTV is bad/shows only NASCAR/ is good/shows cooking.

34. Cruiser bikes sell too well. Why?

35. It's hot here where I ride/ It's cold here where I ride/ It rains here where I rde. No shit?

36. The Dragon.

37. Which engine layout is best? No it isn't. Yes it is.

38. Which drive is best? Chain, belt, shaft or jet?

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