"The Best"

[Pugwing]

In my opinion the "BEST" Motorcycle around out of all Motorcycle's is the "Honda Goldwing"  

[R.Markus]

Do you own a pug also? Because those dogs are fucking ugly.

[Pugwing]

At least there loyal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Attack Pug]

GIVE HIM ANOTHER IGNORE Pugwing . Pugs are the most loving , fun, wierd little mongrels.  Yes absolutely the goldwing rocks to beat the band , kicks ass and is all anybody needs in a Sport Tourer

[Attack Pug]

Pug Lovers UNITE  

[The Shepherd]

Who opened up the front door to the sanitarium and let the retards out?

[R.Markus]

Yes absolutely the goldwing rocks to beat the band , kicks ass and is all anybody needs in a Sport Tourer

Yes, because all anyone needs to sport tour is a motorcycle with every conceivable electronic bullshit gadget known to man attached to a couch with two wheels.

[Pugwing]

go back to feeling your goat

[chornbe]

Pug Lovers UNITE  

... then toss them ugly things off'n a bridge.

I keeeeed, I keeeeed

[atadaskew]

I liked my 02 Wing 1800.  I didn't like that it overheated and the 'fix' did not fix it.  Also did not like the budget suspension. Or the soft paint that scratched just by sneezing on it. Or the weird manually adjustable windshield when other sport-tourers had electric adjust. Or the cracked frame (a recall from a class action suit has just been announced - you can read about it on http://powersports.honda.com/the_story/press/release/?Year=2008&TargetURL=Press_Release/Press_20135.asp ).  Or that from a liquid cooled over head cam fuel injected 6 cylinder motor it only made 100hp/120ftlb.  That kind of hardware shoulda made 180hp/150lbft.

Looooved the handling, brakes, motor sound and feel.

[Pugwing]

i ride to have fun  if its a convertible style motorcycle so be it.

[Attack Pug]

Don't make me start a cute Pug thread !  

My Wing has had a few niggles , thank god for an extented warranty . I didnt have the cracked frame.

The only gadgets I have are a Zumo & XM but I do pull a Trailer when the wife goes. FUN FUN FUN

[Brad1445]

Too big!!!

not a bike

[scott-sts]

Pug?  Dog that looks like it got hit in the face with a shovel, right?

[R.Markus]

Don't make me start a cute Pug thread !  

There's no such thing as a cute pug.

[Liquidsilver]

Dogs that chase parked cars.   And motorcycles heavier than parked cars!  

[Attack Pug]

That's it ! CUTE Thread to begin !!!!!

[Pugwing]

hyper motards look like woody woodpecker on 2 wheels    

[Geoff]

How many pugs can you stuff into the Gold Wing's luggage?

[atypical1]

Are Pugs even dogs?

[atadaskew]

Where did the phrase "Pug Ugly" come from?

[Spiffious]

Not only are pugs visually offensive, but are among the most annoying dogs I have encountered.  Their breathing is constantly loud and obnoxious, snorting, snoring, etc all the time.  The noises they make are bad enough, but their forward curled tails make their poo-dripping posterior an unfortunate sight that is difficult to miss when it walks by....

Never rode a Goldwing, nor thumbed 'reverse' and hitched a trailer....

[chornbe]

In my opinion the "BEST" Motorcycle around out of all Motorcycle's is the "Honda Goldwing"  

I would actually say that for ALL AROUND use, the FJR or ST is better, but the 'Wing does rule the full-bore touring segment.

[atypical1]

I never want to ride any bike that I (a) can't pick up or push easily, and (b) is able to tow a trailer. If I'm towing a f'ing trailer I'm taking the car.

james

[atadaskew]

I think Pugs are pretty cute, but French Bulldogs are much much cuter.

[atadaskew]

Seriously, some pugs are so ugly they look like freakin' Yoda..

[Pugwing]

what kind of nut are you    hope you push all your bikes

[chornbe]

Ugly I feel. Leg your hump I shall.

Seriously, some pugs are so ugly they look like freakin' Yoda..

[Attack Pug]

That Frenchy is CUTE

[Pugwing]

speak english you yutz

[atadaskew]

Ugly I feel. Leg your hump I shall.

 
 

[Attack Pug]

Ugly I feel. Leg your hump I shall.

 

Anyway It's GREAT to cruise along at 85 sipping a latte listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd

[scott-sts]

My cat would prison rape that dog.

[atypical1]

Anyway It's GREAT to cruise along at 85 sipping a latte listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd

Holy sh*t...that is exactly the image that I have in my head. But you gotta be an old guy with no shirt, shorts, and tennis shoes...

james

[Pugwing]

CATS ARE PUSSY"S

[Pugwing]

bet you look just like him

[Pugwing]

back to goldwing's this dog bashing is getting a little old         BEST BIKE!!!!

[Attack Pug]

I like this cat

[Liquidsilver]

My cat would prison rape that dog.

 
       Baaaaa!!!!  LMAO!!      

[chornbe]

PUSSY"S

What? That doesn't even make sense.

[stefrrr]

 

[Pugwing]

SPAM to what?

[Attack Pug]

I'm ATGATT

[Pugwing]

Goldwing's RULE  

[Attack Pug]

Yes they do

[Pugwing]

I like this cat

 

as a female i find this pic very Disgusting!!!

[d-rate]

Ugly I feel. Leg your hump I shall.

Should coffee burn when you snort it out your nose?

[Attack Pug]

Thank You  

[Pugwing]

try that and find out!!!

[R Doug]

This



Is to this



As this



Is to this



To each his own.  

[Attack Pug]

I like all of those toys but I bet that Sprint wallowed all the way through that turn

My Goldwing never wallows

[Pugwing]

This Forum site is totally for the birds

[Pugwing]

and their pesky little motorcycles

[1KPerDay]

 sipping a latte listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd

In Alabama you can get the death penalty for that.

[Attack Pug]

For doing 85 ?  Lattes are yummy

[Tyrroneous]

Would somebody put this thread out of its misery, please?  

[Pugwing]

why   can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen or this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

[sagerat]

Hmm, if I had a Goldwing than besides owning a motorcycle heavier than the Queen Mary, I'd have to stock up on chino pants, plaid shirts, 3/4 Bell helmets, deerskin gloves, vests that have so many rally and ride pins affixed to them they double as chainmail, get enough communications gear to make NASA jealous, and then ride with equally geeked out ancient crones hauling our color-coordinated pop-up campers.

Just shoot me, instead.

[Pugwing]

only you would know how that all works  must of had a goldwing in a past life OR something

[sagerat]

Nope, I avoid those AARP tourers like the plague.  

Only thing worse than a Goldschwing with a trailer is a Goldschwing trike with a trailer.  

[Pugwing]

got it all    BUTTHEAD

[Attack Pug]

I like my Wing,  I would like a Norge too but I won't bring up it's negatives either

[XLR8]

And so ends Veteran's Day. Very productive.  

[Orson]

Honda is to motorcycling as Debbie Boone is to music.

no...really.

[chilipeppernorm]

If Pugwing loves their Goldwing, then good on em. Who cares, if it makes that person happy then why the put down? Always seems to be the FJR crowd leading the pile on. You guys have a small penis complex going on????

Note: I predict that my FJR comment will take this thread to at least 12 pages with a minimum of 30 posts of rabid frothing at the mouth about BMW's throwing shaft drives, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. Please proceed, and let the Winter Games begin!

[Orson]

If Pugwing loves their Goldwing, then good on em. Who cares, if it makes that person happy then why the put down?

you don't understand how things work.

if someone is happy with their ride, then they are potentially happier than ME.

we just can't have that.

can you imagine the uproar if the Taliban were happier than us?

[XLR8]

R.Markus can end this with one sentence.

[Paul B]

Goldwing the best? I dont think so!   But I'll agree that Pugs do rule.

Paul B

[Virginian]

Ugly I feel. Leg your hump I shall.

 

[blueridgerider]

Well, this thread is pure silliness.

But...  taking it seriously, to a degree, I have had a few bikes that were the "BEST".

I thought that my BMW K1200LT (the other full boat tourer that is not Harley or Harley Styled) was the BEST - before that I had a few other bests and now I have another BEST the R1200GS.

What is "Best" is whatever bike fits your needs and desires most closely.  That, and the one that gives you the biggest grin in the process.

[Against The Wind]

The first thing that came to mind was a huge piece of chocolate cake with 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream.

[Jake Harsha]

Why not just take the car...?  Then your pug could come along and the two of you would never have to be apart.
 
Besides, it's not like driving a car is much differrent from riding an OldWing anyhow...


Jake

[cultureslayer]

If I wanted a two wheeled honda with a bunch of electrical gizmos, I'd buy a loaded civic and take two of the wheels off.    But I've put about 6k on my second 250 since I got it in June and most people find that odd.  Insurance adjuster tried to screw me on the last one by calling 20k "high mileage"    I should have told the pussy that was just fully broken in, not that he'd know.

[Attack Pug]

Nice family Paul  

[atypical1]

If Pugwing loves their Goldwing, then good on em. Who cares, if it makes that person happy then why the put down? Always seems to be the FJR crowd leading the pile on. You guys have a small penis complex going on????

Note: I predict that my FJR comment will take this thread to at least 12 pages with a minimum of 30 posts of rabid frothing at the mouth about BMW's throwing shaft drives, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. Please proceed, and let the Winter Games begin!

Relax there, turbo. This thread is supposed to be tongue in cheek (if I understand it correctly). We're bashing pugs and GoldWings in an answer to it. This isn't supposed to be a serious thread...

james

[Liquidsilver]

Honda is to motorcycling as Debbie Boone is to music.

no...really.

 
OK, pugs are for fags... and GoldWings are for fags... but Debbie Boone ROCKS!!!!     (I'd hit that!)
 
 
PAGE FOUR!!!!  

[Orson]

So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his soooong
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

Youuuuuuuuuu light up my life
You give me hooooooooope
To carry oooooooooon
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

Youuuuuuuuu light up my life
You give me hooooooooooooope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuu light up my life
You give me hoooooooooooooope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You light up my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiife

[Breadman]

Silly me!  I was hoping this thread would be about the best grammar.  "Texting", it seems, has made good grammar a rapidly disappearing quality of our youth.

[blueridgerider]

Silly me!  I was hoping this thread would be about the best grammar.  "Texting", it seems, has made good grammar a rapidly disappearing quality of our youth.

U R Stoopid

[radman]

Best bike has yet to be made.  Check back tomorrow.

[Breadman]

Best bike has yet to be made.  Check back tomorrow.

Is that the equivalent of a sign in a bar that reads, "free beer tomorrow"?

[atadaskew]

Best bike has yet to be made.  Check back tomorrow.

Not true.  Honda made it once.  It was the RC45......

[Against The Wind]

I think this is the best Honda:




Winner 10 out of 10 races.

[Windblown]

Goldwings are cool!










I'll probably own some day......




















If I live to be 100.

[R Doug]

Relax there, turbo. This thread is supposed to be tongue in cheek (if I understand it correctly). We're bashing pugs and GoldWings in an answer to it. This isn't supposed to be a serious thread...

james

+1

With that said, my Briard eats Pugs for breakfast.  

If I live to be 100.

 

[Attack Pug]

SO this is a bashing pugs & goldwings thread    Got off work this morning it was 36F . Turned on my heated grips while it warmed up, suited up and had a toasty ride home DAM Goldwings kick a**.

I got home and all 3 of my Pug dogs greeted me at the door with their bashed faces Life is GOOD  

[Lon]

In my opinion the "BEST" Motorcycle around out of all Motorcycle's is the "Honda Goldwing"  

I can't disagree.  Clearly I have to spend some miles on a Gold Wing to see if you are correct.

[JonS]

Since I'm only 62, it will be about 20 years before I'm mature enough to be a winger... Maybe longer.

[atypical1]

SO this is a bashing pugs & goldwings thread    Got off work this morning it was 36F . Turned on my heated grips while it warmed up, suited up and had a toasty ride home DAM Goldwings kick a**.

I got home and all 3 of my Pug dogs greeted me at the door with their bashed faces Life is GOOD  

It was a chilly 69F when I left for work. I almost had to put the AC on in the truck. Atlas greeted me like no other dog could with a loud bark to let the neighborhood know I was home. Life is definitely good!

james

[Rustydust]

I never want to ride any bike that I (a) can't pick up or push easily, and (b) is able to tow a trailer. If I'm towing a f'ing trailer I'm taking the car.

james

If it needs a 6 cylinder engine to move it forward and a reverse to back it up, it aint a motorcycle that I would want. I have been riding for well over 4 decades, but I am not ready for a two wheeled sofa just yet.

[atadaskew]

If it needs a 6 cylinder engine to move it forward and a reverse to back it up, it aint a motorcycle that I would want. I have been riding for well over 4 decades, but I am not ready for a two wheeled sofa just yet.

So speaketh the man that owns two Pacific Coasts!
News flash.  A Wing 1800 will smoke a Pacific Coast on the straights, in the turns, on the brakes.  All while sipping a latte.
 

[R.Markus]

So speaketh the man that owns two Pacific Coasts!
News flash.  A Wing 1800 will smoke a Pacific Coast on the straights, in the turns, on the brakes.  All while sipping a latte.
 

Wow, that's like saying an RV is faster and more comfortable than a conversion van.  

[VAbikeguy]

I liked my 02 Wing 1800.  I didn't like that it overheated and the 'fix' did not fix it.  Also did not like the budget suspension. Or the soft paint that scratched just by sneezing on it. Or the weird manually adjustable windshield when other sport-tourers had electric adjust. Or the cracked frame (a recall from a class action suit has just been announced - you can read about it on http://powersports.honda.com/the_story/press/release/?Year=2008&TargetURL=Press_Release/Press_20135.asp ).  Or that from a liquid cooled over head cam fuel injected 6 cylinder motor it only made 100hp/120ftlb.  That kind of hardware shoulda made 180hp/150lbft.

Looooved the handling, brakes, motor sound and feel.

I recently read about the class action suit.  Little things like the frame falling apart are such a distraction to owners.

I am curious if the 1800 Goldwings are different from the 1500's, 1200's, 1100's and 1,000's.  The Goldwing has a history of a flat boxer engine with a single cam for each head.  Did Hyosung make a knock-off of the Wing like they did for the SV650?  This could explain part of your problem.

[Rustydust]

So speaketh the man that owns two Pacific Coasts!
News flash.  A Wing 1800 will smoke a Pacific Coast on the straights, in the turns, on the brakes.  All while sipping a latte.
 

But that raises the question: What kind of moron would buy a Wing as a go-fast bike?  

If I wish to play race the Wingers welcome to try to keep up with my R1100RT. And if they can, then it is indeed sad that they would need another 700cc and 4 more cylinders to be able to do it!  

And I don't drink "girlie drinks". Real Men drink coffee. But you made your point very well about Gold Wingers!

[atadaskew]

Wow, that's like saying an RV is faster and more comfortable than a conversion van.  

and?

[R.Markus]

and?

Neither one is a viable form of transportation.

[1KPerDay]

You're the best









around












nothing's ever gonna bring you down

[Attack Pug]

But but but a Wing is a go fast bike   ask Yellow Wolf

[atadaskew]

Neither one is a viable form of transportation.

How's that?  I've put on about 200K miles on all the Wings I've owned in the past, back in the day when that was my only mode of transportation.

[R.Markus]

How's that?  I've put on about 200K miles on all the Wings I've owned in the past, back in the day when that was my only mode of transportation.

You should try riding that much on an actual motorcycle.

[Rustydust]

You should try riding that much on an actual motorcycle.

 

[atadaskew]

You should try riding that much on an actual motorcycle.

You funny lady.  You should write for Ellen show.  She love you long time.

[Busy Little Whiner]

Lead Wangs... scarest motorcycle of my whole riding career...

[atadaskew]

Lead Wangs... scarest motorcycle of my whole riding career...

If you have a lead wang you should really see a doctor.

[Black Ice]

This will not end well end beautifully!!  

[Against The Wind]

The Red Wings were best last season.

[Paul B]

The Red Wings were best last season.

They make nice boots too.

[Attack Pug]

26f this morning coming home ,jacket and long sleeve shirt with a t under. No big deal on my awesome Wing  

[sagerat]

Honda Oldwing =  

[Attack Pug]

Moto Slowguzzi  

[sagerat]

Nicely played, sir.  

[atadaskew]

26f this morning coming home ,jacket and long sleeve shirt with a t under.

Did you have the defroster on?

[Kootenanny]

Hey, I'd kinda like to get a 'Wing.  

So I can take it apart--I think the engine would work well in my car!  Really!

[Kootenanny]

Oh, and if I had a Pug, I'd have to name him Puggsly...how could you not?

But I'm with atadaskew, I think Frenchies are cuter.  Still not real dogs, but cuter, nonetheless.

Personally, I prefer real dogs, like my Heelers

[vguy]

Rode up to Wrightwood on Sunday and a JPL guy pulled up on one of these.
Interesting machine, but makes a Goldwing look like a GP bike.

[1KPerDay]

My dad just sold me his goldwing and has ordered one of those, as it happens. Hopefully they turn out to be reliable. They look like a blast to me.

[vguy]

My dad just sold me his goldwing and has ordered one of those, as it happens. Hopefully they turn out to be reliable. They look like a blast to me.

venture4th was there too and rode it down the street and back. His first impression was good -- race-car-like stopping power.

[sagerat]

I test rode the Piaggio 250 MP3 and it was a blast, although gutless on the hwy.  Besides having no tank to put a knee into, the other quirky deal is the engine turns about 7K no matter how easy or hard you're riding.

[waz]

I think pugs are great...




...especially with some onions, potatoes, carrots, and cilantro.  

When I was a kid a friend of mine was walking his pug late one summer night and decided to pay me a visit.  My bedroom was on the ground floor, and he held up his ULD* up to the screen window so only its misshapened little head could be seen from inside.  Because of its mashed-in snout, it made a soft snoring noise when it breathed.  

Well I heard a noise and glanced over at the window and 'bout pinched a loaf in my shorts.  I thought ET had landed in Levittown, PA and proceeded to run screaming like a little girl from the room.

He never let me live it down.


*Ugly Little Dog

[Attack Pug]

   See off topic thread CUTE CUTE CUTE

[Against The Wind]

ENOUGH WITH THE FRICKIN PUGS ALREADY !!!!!

Sheesh, I thought the stupid cat thread was insane but this ........................

[atadaskew]

dammit! I'm turning... finding....pugs....cute.....
 

[vguy]

dammit! I'm turning... finding....pugs....cute.....
 

...And I'm finding Piaggio M500 adorable.

[atadaskew]

...And I'm finding Piaggio M500 adorable.

umm, yes..
 

[Attack Pug]

  This not the Pug thread it's the Awesome Goldwing thread. That reminds me  must post CUTE Pug pic  

[atadaskew]

That reminds me.
What's the difference between a Goldwing and a pug?

[Baz]

You can tell winter is in the air here.....

[Attack Pug]

ok i'll bite whats the diff

[atadaskew]

ok i'll bite whats the diff

Actually none.  One's a dog, the other is a pug.

 

[Attack Pug]

   OOOOK

[Rustydust]

Hee hee! That was good! Reminds me of this one:


What is the difference between a Harley rider and Bigfoot?


One is 7 feet tall, covered with hair and stinks to high heaven.



And the other one has big feet.

[atadaskew]

Hee hee! That was good! Reminds me of this one:


What is the difference between a Harley rider and Bigfoot?


One is 7 feet tall, covered with hair and stinks to high heaven.



And the other one has big feet.

Yes, us Harley riders do have big feet.
 

[atadaskew]

   OOOOK

Yaah, I keed.  You of course could use that joke for anything.

I must admit, my Wing was the best bike I ever had for 2-up riding.

[rgbeard]

Okay - I'll jump in

Currently here there are three Goldwings (two for sale) and one Pug  (not for sale).

The GL-1200 is my choice for commuting to work, and they're not the electro-gadgets that people would believe.

[atadaskew]

The GL-1200 is my choice for commuting to work, and they're not the electro-gadgets that people would believe.

My 1200 Interstate was a much better bike than the Valk IS that I replaced it with.  I was dazzled with the new and made the mistake of trading...

[Brad1445]

Pug, is NOT a dog.

Real dogs look like something you want to pet, not punt.

[Kootenanny]

Pug, is NOT a dog.

Real dogs look like something you want to pet, not punt.

Ah yes, Mr. Positive.

At least with a pug, you know which end to feed!

[Ben_Dover]

Pugs for life!!!

[Attack Pug]

Here Here

[Qikazel]

Hmm, if I had a Goldwing than besides owning a motorcycle heavier than the Queen Mary, I'd have to stock up on chino pants, plaid shirts, 3/4 Bell helmets, deerskin gloves, vests that have so many rally and ride pins affixed to them they double as chainmail, get enough communications gear to make NASA jealous, and then ride with equally geeked out ancient crones hauling our color-coordinated pop-up campers.

Just shoot me, instead.

No "S"!!!