Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[ConPilot1]

I know where this bike is. I pass the house where it's parked almost everyday.


"It has racing calbulation 4-mouth"    

With best energy on the 1100 engine for that year, it goes very fast up to 300 miles.

Double LOL on that one. OK.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/2931122596.html

[Justin]

I know where this bike is. I pass the house where it's parked almost everyday.


"It has racing calbulation 4-mouth"    

With best energy on the 1100 engine for that year, it goes very fast up to 300 miles.

Double LOL on that one. OK.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/2931122596.html

Full of  's


"this is not for kids,so if your ready to fast call me"   Why would you need this to not eat?

"his motorcycle is the best year for the 1100 in energy on the engine"  Call and ask if the energy can be washed off the engine before sale

[ConPilot1]

I feel like driving back through there tonight and leaving a note on the bike.




"I saw your CL ad and you are a total illiterate idiot."

or

"I stole your 4-mouth racing calbulators and put my regular ones on."

[CosmicCowboy]

Considering all they do is ride to the mall parking lot and to the Hooter's on Wednesday, real brakes (along with skill, gear and clues) are not needed.  

Shedding the extra weight makes wheelies easier.

[jetapumper]

If I'd won the Lottery last night, this would be sitting in my garage today. Everything about this bike just screams FUN!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/2932208969.html

[Leanintree]

If I'd won the Lottery last night, this would be sitting in my garage today. Everything about this bike just screams FUN!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/2932208969.html

Correction, everything about that screams "Arrest me, I'm having too much fun"
LT

[BradleyRas]

I just puked in my mouth.......
http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/mcy/2933427239.html
86 ninja 600 reverse trike needs work carbs out of sync.

[PatM]

I just puked in my mouth.......
http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/mcy/2933427239.html
86 ninja 600 reverse trike needs work carbs out of sync.

Look at it this way, it won't fall over.  

[BradleyRas]

Wowzers:

beautiful!!!

[919]

I know where this bike is. I pass the house where it's parked almost everyday.


"It has racing calbulation 4-mouth"    

With best energy on the 1100 engine for that year, it goes very fast up to 300 miles.

Double LOL on that one. OK.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/mcy/2931122596.html

this motorcycle is a 93 kawasaki ninja zx-1100 D1 it has 40 thousand miles. this motorcycle is the best year for the 1100 in energy on the engine. this is the same body from 93 to 2001 for the D1 TO D9.the motorcycle is very fast it goes up to 300 miles.this is not for kids,so if your ready to fast call me.its in exellent condition there is nothing wrong with it its like new.it features,

*custom grips

*custom windshield

*custom brake caps

*custom plastic(grill)

*custom pegs(front & back)

*new ninja stickers

*new tires(front and back)


*no scratches because i just painted it a few moths ago.

it has racing calbulator (4 mouth) its very fast. $4500 or best offer.if interested give me a call at 570-780-3723 serious inquires only.thanks for looking!

Needed to quote the whole thing before the ad is gone.  Certified Pure ESL Gold.

[jetapumper]

Swiss Condor with a Ducati engine!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/mcy/2928126033.html

[veefer800canuck]

 Believe it or not, it is intentionally removed so you can see the wheeel better. See it all the time at a local shop. The guys come in wanting the stupid swing are kits and bling wheels. The specifically as for a single rotor from setup to show off the wheel.

I know why they remove one brake rotor. That's why the laughy-face.

I've never been tempted to remove the brakes on my truck just so I can see my springs better, why would it be a good idea on the motorcycle?

Let's see: install exhaust, gain 5 hp, which makes bike go faster, then remove 1/2 of my front brakes so bike stops shittier? Yeah! That's the ticket!

Darwin is alive and well and selling extended swingarms and chrome handgrips by mail order somewhere.

[vulcanbill]

http://frederick.craigslist.org/mcy/2935448188.html

81 CB900F.  Looks kinda nice.

[expatbrit]

If I'd won the Lottery last night, this would be sitting in my garage today. Everything about this bike just screams FUN!

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/2932208969.html

I wanted one of those until I looked at the maintenance schedule.

[stromgal]

Another pretty one. I owned the same model/color, but a '66. And mine was really beat to krep when I bought it in '67; I realized later it was probably stolen.  

1967 CL77 Honda 305 Scrambler. I am the 3rd owner of the bike, I bought it from another family member of mine. The bike is in good condition. The bike is stock and original, except the speedometer/odometer. I replaced it with 5,800 miles and put a new, working, original one on that read 21,000 miles. It now reads 23,069 meaning I only put 2,069 miles on it since replacing it. There are few minor surface rust areas on the exhaust, which can always be replaced. The gas tank, fenders and side covers have been repainted. The rest of the bike is original paint. The tires have approximately 2,000 miles on them. The pictures should give you a detailed look at the condition. The bike has never had anything wrong with it and it runs great.
I am asking $5,000 OBO

[hpc800]

I added nothing to this ad...ENJOY


http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2888495638.html




I paid over $38000. for this bike which included $32000 list (the bike has under 300 miles) $4000 ADAPTED FOR AMPUTEES and $2400 for a Maintenance agreement that is transferable

2011 Harley-Davidson Softail FLSTSE2 CVO SCREAMING EAGLE CONVERTIBLE CVO FLSTSE2
2011 Harley-Davidson Softail SCREAMING EAGLE CONVERTIBLE ADAPTED FOR AMPUTEES

2011 Harley-Davidson Softail FLSTSE2
Condition: Used: A vehicle is considered used if it has been registered and issued a title. Used vehicles have had at least one previous owner. The condition of the exterior, interior and engine can vary depending on the vehicle's history. See the seller's listing for full details and description of any imperfections. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab... Read moreabout the condition
VIN: 1hd1py911bb957205
Mileage: 500 miles
Warranty: Vehicle has an existing warranty (specify details in description)
Type of title: Clear
For sale by: Private seller

Features
Engine size (cc): 1803 Type: Dual-purpose Exterior color: Blue

2011 Harley-Davidson Softail FLSTSE2 CVO SCREAMING EAGLE CONVERTIBLE CVO FLSTSE2

THE PRICING ON THIS BIKE GOES LIKE THIS. I AM A DUBLE BELOW KNEE AMPUTEE AND HAD SOME CUSTOM WORK DONE ON IT SO I CAN RIDE IT.

LIST $32,000 PLUS $4000 FOR PUSH BUTTON SHIFTING WITH SPECIAL CLUTCH, $2400 FOR A FULL COVERAGE MAINTAINANCE PROGRAM

FOR A TOTAL OF $38400 THIS BIKE ALSO COMES WITH THE BALANCE OF THE MANUFACTURES WARRANTY MILEAGE IS LESS THAN 300 MILES

This is AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS, 2011 HARLEY DAVIDSON, dripping
in chrome right down to the nuts and bolts...and in flawless
condition.. . .. . ....this is a highend bike and Im sure you can guess what it
would cost to build....

FOR SALE - 2011 HARLEY DAVIDSON SOFTAIL CONVERTIBLE CVO in MIDNIGHT
SKY/CANDY COBALT COLOR PACKAGE - only 600 miles.

This Motorcycle comes with a Automatic shifting system/Auto Clutch $3904
included

and The Priorty Maintenance Program $2399. included ($100 Transfer fee not included)

ABS BRAKES ARE GREAT!!!

When it comes to features, the Harley Davidson Motor Company didn't skimp on
details. The 2011 CVO Softail Screaming Eagle Convertible is equipped with a
new audio system that integrates 3.5-inch two-way speakers and a
20-watt-per-channel amplifier into a redesigned inner fairing.

Additional new features include locking leather saddlebags, a leather rider
seat and passenger pillion, and a leather backrest pad. Also, a new
1.25-inch welded mini-ape handlebar keeps the ride cool and comfortable.
Standard Electronic Throttle Control (ETC), cruise control, keyless ignition
and ABS (anti-lock braking system) give the CVO Softail Screaming Eagle
Convertible more touring capability.

2011 CVO Softail Convertible Specs:

• Length (in./mm): 94.9/2410
• Seat Height (laden) (in./mm): 24.4/620
• Wheelbase (in./mm): 64.2/1631
• Tire: Dunlop Harley-Davidson Series, radial blackwall front and rear
Front: D407 130/70R18 63V
Rear: D407 200/50R18 76V
• Wheel
Front: Chrome Stinger Cast Aluminum 18 in. x 3.5 in. (457 mm x 89 mm)
Rear: Chrome Stinger Cast Aluminum 18 in. x 6 in. (457 mm x 152 mm)
• Fuel Capacity (U.S. gals/liters): 5.0/18.9
• Weight as Shipped (lbs./kg): 754/342.0
• Engine: Air-cooled, Twin Cam 110BTM
• Displacement (in./cc): 110/1803
• Fuel System: Electronic Sequential Port Fuel Injection (ESPFI)
• Transmission: 6-Speed Cruise Drive WITH AUTOSHIFTER
• Miles Per Gallon: 50 HWY/34 CITY

2011 HARLEY SOFTAIL CONVERTIBLE CVO SCREAMING EAGLE, THE ULTIMATE DUAL
PURPOSE CRUISER, 110 CUBIC INCHES OF RAW HARLEY POWER, 6 SPEED CRUISER
TRANSMISSION, STUNNING SUNGLO FLIP FLOP FACTORY CUSTOM PAINT, CHROME, CHROME
, AND MORE CHROME. THIS CVO CHANGES FROM THE LONG DISTANCE CRUISER TO THE
BAD STREET BIKE IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS. FRONT FAIRING WITH INTERGRATED
SPEAKERS AND I POD DOCKING, QUICK RELEASE SADDLE BAGS, NEW KEYLESS IGNITION.
FACTORY BIKE COVER STILL IN THE WRAPPING WITH ALL MANUELS AND BALANCE OF
FACTORY H/D WARRENTY. DID'NT GET TO RIDE MUCH THIS SUMMER DUE TO OTHER
COMMITTMENTS SO ONLY 300 EASY HIGHWAY MILES. ORIGINAL MSRP IS OVER $32,000.
PLUS EXTRAS


QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THE OPTIONS ON THIS CRUISER GO TO HD WEB SITE
FOR ALL THE SPECS ON THE CVO CONVERTIBLE. OR NEED TO ASK ME A QUESTION, E
MAIL ME

ITS IN NEW CONDITION WITH
BALANCE OF FACTORY WARRENTY.

THIS Bike IS LOCATED IN PORTLAND, MAINE IT IS THE BUYERS RESPONSIBILITY TO INSPECT PRIOR TO PURCHASE AND FOR TRANSPORTATION FROM PORTLAND, MAINE TO THE BUYERS DESTINATION.

THERE ARE NO WARRANTIES EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED by the SELLER. THIS IS AN AS IS SALE BY THE SELLER

[Slartibartfast]

I added nothing to this ad...ENJOY


... (the bike has under 300 miles) ...

FOR SALE - 2011 HARLEY DAVIDSON SOFTAIL CONVERTIBLE CVO in MIDNIGHT
SKY/CANDY COBALT COLOR PACKAGE - only 600 miles...

So the bike has under 300 miles on it but the paint job has 600 miles?   He should have covered it while trailering to keep those miles down.

[xsrider]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/2939220720.html

Only $60K for this Duc

2008 Ducati Desmosedici D16RR

 VIN # ZDM1ZDFW58B001160
 Full Race Kit
 Fuel Filler Kit
 Magnesium Open Clutch Cover Kit
 Ducati Mini Rear Blinker Kit
 SpeedyMoto Slider Kit Inside Body Work
 SpeedyMoto Front Slider Kit
 SpeedyMoto Rear Slider Kit
 Carbon Rear Mud Guard
 Carbon Tank Protector
 Stand
 Decal Kit
 All Original Equipment Included in Sale
 Original Shipping Crate
 Red cover
 800 Miles

$93,500+ Invested into Bike

Asking $59,950 OBO

[ConPilot1]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/2939220720.html

Only $60K for this Duc

93.5K invested? Yeah there's the brainchild of the century.  

[Papa Lazarou]

I added nothing to this ad...ENJOY


http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2888495638.html

300 miles-double amputee...heavily converted for a disabled person (but not into a trike?), rest of warranty, no warranty implied...

I'd check for all those offs he had when he came to a stop.

Nope, he's not just disabled, he's off his head.