Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Leanintree]

Hell, I don't know. And do you think I'd be dumb enough in this crowd to admit if I did?  
Leanintree

[Virginian]

What the heck are you talking about?

I think that's a World or Warcraft reference...

[kebrider]

The Orlando CL ad below just cracks me up. Comforting to know I share the local roads with this distant offspring of William Shakespeare. I love it that he says he would respond to a text faster than I'd answer. With writing skills like his idny you would bother talking?



97 yzf600..! 1600 firm - $1600 (ucf)

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-02-05, 7:39PM EST



i got a 97 yamaha yzf 600 up for sale 1600$ cash..it was droped but the on damage really was the head fairing cracked other than that its cool. it ride but it needs a new sprocket like asap i ride it still and really the only thing is when you get up on it in second gear it go back into neutral idky? so i shift easy into second that the onthing wrong though.
call me text me w.e?? i'd respond to a text quicker than i'd answer
407-353-xxxx ask for chad or priscilla
or call 407-7xxx-66  
 

[rgbeard]

Does it include a transmission rebuild kit?        

Maybe he has cool stickers on it too?

[jfurf]

Here's another CL gem I just found today for a "Fast and Furious Bike". That's my favorite model!  

http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/1044808352.html

Fast and Furious Bike - $5000 (Chattanooga)
Reply to: sale-1044808352@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-21, 6:51PM EST


I am selling a 2004 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R. The bike has been garage kept, and covered. The bike has a mussey exhaust system and has a racing clutch. The bike has some cosmetic damage and some broken pegs, due to riding in Deals Gap. The bike has 3700 miles. I am only interested those looking for a fast, light, and very sharp bike. We are only accepting cash. We had to many scammers on here trying to buy this bike. You can email me at malcomboy2008@aol.com if you have questions.
   
I like how he blames the "cosmetic" damage and broken pegs to "riding in Deals Gap." Damn you, Deals Gap! Why do you have to be so twisty???  
   

[CLAY]

My ad got flagged and is gone.  

[olderigetfasteriam]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/mcy/1049833966.html

You get to impress AND get a free Italian dinner.

[chimera]

Buell 1200, trade for your sportster?

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/1049277326.html

For the love of all things holy.......WHY????

[chimera]

And again......WHY?????

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/1050324504.html

[ctbandit]

Buell 1200, trade for your sportster?

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/1049277326.html

For the love of all things holy.......WHY????

I'll put money on nagging wife.

[Zerosum]

How about a 2008 Ninja 250?  Only $4517.00.      Because in 2008 they started plating them in gold.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1051366173.html

[dm_gsxr]

And again......WHY?????

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/1050324504.html

$3,500 and it's in boxes. Who couldn't pass this up  

Carl

[atadaskew]

Buell 1200, trade for your sportster?

http://allentown.craigslist.org/mcy/1049277326.html

For the love of all things holy.......WHY????

Maybe he wants to cruise? Realises he doesn't like the Buell?

[j1mmyj4m]

Nothing shady here right?

 
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1050981953.html

[ctbandit]

Nothing shady here right?

 
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1050981953.html

What? You didn't know the 07 R6's came with $2,000 rotors?

[atadaskew]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1051849788.html

A nine year old Harley Fat Boy for $15K!!!
Some people just don't get it.

[ctbandit]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/mcy/1051849788.html

A nine year old Harley Fat Boy for $15K!!!
Some people just don't get it.

Seriously. It make you wonder if some of these are actually selling for this much??

On the flip side, I once met a kid who told be he sold his 2yr old R1 with about 4,000 on it for $5.5k. I almost crapped. He seemed to think he got a fair price for it. I always think of this story when I go to look for something used in hopes of a bargain.

[antvq]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1051839495.html

chopper for sale or trade - $15500 (new castle de)

 

and please if you wana to like a 91 honda civic 120k miles and like 15000 cash yes i would so please if u wana trade somethning send a pic it helps thanks

 

[j1mmyj4m]

I can feel my brain cells oozing out of my ear just trying to comprehend some of these.

[punk rocka]

Here's one I just found....

Woohoo, bring on the cash or trades!


http://kansascity.craigslist.org/mcy/1052106649.html


IV GOT A 1982 FXRS SUPERGLIDE 2 1340 BIGTWIN 5 SPEED RUBBER MOUNTED CLEAN UN MOLESTED ALL STOCK AND VERY WELL MAINTAIND RUNS OUT STANDING HANDELES EVEN BETER ORIGIONAL PAINT NEW TIRES NEW BATTERY ALL NEW DYNA IGNITION AND A CLEAN KS TITAL IF YOUR TALKING CASH ILL TAKE 6800 FOR IT IF YOUR TALKING TRADE IM INTERESTED IN CUSTOM CARS TRUCKS BAGGED HYDROS OR STATICK DROPED OR LIFTED 4X4 RAT RODS MUST BE COMPLEAT AND RUNNING OR ATLEAST ALL THE PARTS TO COMPLEAT OR ANOTHER BIKE OF EQUIL VALUE OR LESSER PLUS CASH (NO 4WEELERS OR DIRT BIKES) I ALSO HAVE A FEW EXTRAS WITH THE BIKE IV BEEN AROUND CARS TRUCKS AND MOTORCYCLES ALL MY LIFE AND I CAN SMELL A LIMON A MILE AWAY SO NO JUNK PLEASE AND NO TIRE KICKERS THANKS FOR YOUR INTREST LET THE EMAILS BEGIN IF YOUR INTERESTED AND THANKS AGAIN!!!!