Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[bikerfish1100]

This drives me nuts!  Living in Oklahoma I hear this all the time.

in Vermont and Maine, they call those things idears.

[Mr.Black]

What do you call a deer that can't see?

[C 4]

I thought idears are made by apple!  

[Kraz]

What do you call a deer that can't see?

 

Well I have no idear...

[Mr.Black]

What do you call a deer that can't see and has no legs?

[veefer800canuck]

STILL no idear.

[Mr.Black]

What do you call a deer that can't see has no legs and no genitalia?

[Meemuh]

Still no f'n idear.

[Mr.Black]

Good night.

[tbolt]

1982-83 XS400 Chopper/Bobber project - $400 (Bay City)
Date: 2011-12-12, 7:11PM EST
Reply to: sale-ku9e5-2702303742@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a custom XS400R Seca that has had the subframe hacked off and a rigid strut in place of the rear shock. (I still have the shock if you want to go soft tail) It needs a rear tire as the one on there is shredded. Front tire is like new. Front and rear brakes work. Sprockets in good shape. May need a chain. I have a couple that I will give with it. Just needs an imagination to finish it. I am including the custom aluminum 2 into 1 intake and carburetor setup. I do have the stock manifolds and carbs too, but they will need new needle valves as I harvested them for another bike. NO TITLE, but I will provide a detailed bill of sale. MI allows you many options including an assembled title. I have all parts required to make it run and I will even make the simplified wiring harness for you if you want. Engine has fresh OEM head and base gaskets and has been torqued properly according to the FSM. Engine is from a Maxim so it is a 5 speed. I just want the thing gone as I need the room in the garage. Asking $400 (the intake alone cost me $125) but will consider offers. Please call or txt me at 989-450-633zero if seriously interested

[David Morrow]

Aint got no words....


http://dayton.craigslist.org/mcy/2716187632.html

     The price of firewood has really gone up...

[JonS]

Not Craigslist, but Ebay.
The baddest KLR ever.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DARKNESS-MOST-BADDEST-KLR-SEEN-/250952659731?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6df1b313

[bikerfish1100]

Not Craigslist, but Ebay.
The baddest KLR ever.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DARKNESS-MOST-BADDEST-KLR-SEEN-/250952659731?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6df1b313

exceedingly dumb advert (not to mention atrocious spelling), but price for the bike does not seem bad at all. especially with all that stupid chrome you can turn and re-sell on ebay.

[919]

Not Craigslist, but Ebay.
The baddest KLR ever.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DARKNESS-MOST-BADDEST-KLR-SEEN-/250952659731?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6df1b313

A friend of mine just sent me that ad yesterday because I was saying I wanted to buy one....  Price is ok but my goodness, what has that man done to it????  

[Fat Boy]

Are we sure all that chrome isn't just rattle can silver?

[stew71]

From Sacramento Craiglist. Hey, he'll throw in an Xbox if you just "hit him up" about "dat" bike he wants.

I am looking for a Street motorcycle, my car eats up too much gas and i need something that can take me to work and school with less gas...

I have $2000 atm im looking for someone dat can leave me their bike in payments. We can write a contract, if i dont pay on agreed u keep bike and money i have already paid, ect. I am very trustworthy. I can also exchange for computer repairs, i fix any type of pc u throw at me, i am a computer technician.
Looking for a 2005 and up streetbike.i will also throw in a barely used still in box "Modern Warfare 3" edition xbox 360 slim.
Its a 320 gb hard drive. all complete.
If u have a bike sitting around plz hit me up!

[rgbeard]

Not Craigslist, but Ebay.
The baddest KLR ever.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DARKNESS-MOST-BADDEST-KLR-SEEN-/250952659731?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6df1b313

One photo???  WTF?

[Rammer]

  I think this was as bad an investment as my house..... 7 years old / 5400 miles = 771.4 miles a year ... $38500-$16000= $22500/5400 miles = $4.17 a mile in lost value. Every body "loves it" so much that no one rode it...................


http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/mcy/2714614985.html
 
Custom Harley Davidson Thunder Mountain - $16000 (SSP)
 
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Date: 2011-12-15, 10:57AM CST
 Reply to: sale-uvtma-2714614985@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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2005 Harley Davidson, Model is Thunder Mountain. 5,400 miles
 95'' Motor, 240 rear Tire, amazing pearl white with orange and purple mix
 Fully insurable and warrantied by Harley Davidson.
 90% harley Davidson, only wheels and frame are different.
 
Thunder Mountains were a custom Bike Harley built to keep up with the Chopper popularity. using all harley parts making it very high demand.
 
Im the 2nd owner, the orginal owner paid $38,500 for this bike brand new 5 years ago. I've got the receipts. This bike is is better than brand new.
Only 5,400 miles on the bike. The guy I bought it from must of had a mid life crisis and never drove it, it was sitting between his Land Rover and Lexus when I bought it.
 
Why spend $18,000 on a new stock harley when you can have a twice the bike and twice as good looking and still cheaper than a brand new one.
 
The first person looking at this awesome harley will buy this bike. There are not alot of true "harley davidson" as good looking as this. Lots of replica's on the market, those are not Harley Davidson...this bike is all harley. Thats why I love it so much and so do many others.
 
I dont have to sell this bike, but I'm ready to buy a boat and thats the only reason im debating about selling it.
call me with questions.
 Jon 651.233.7745
 
Also, id be interested in possible trade (similar value) for a boat, pref Houseboat.
 

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[Robert Ford]

Not Craigslist, but Ebay.
The baddest KLR ever.  

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DARKNESS-MOST-BADDEST-KLR-SEEN-/250952659731?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6df1b313

For posterity:

THIS KLR KNOWN AS DARKNESS IS ONE INCREDIBLE BIKE,  EVEN A NEW KLR CANT COMPARE TO HER,  SHE IS EVERYTHING TO LOOK AT IV ONLY ROAD IT ONCE AND PEOPLE CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER SHE HAS HARLEY DAVIDSON PARTS THAT AR ALL NEW NOTHING WAS SPARED SHE HAS HIDDEN LIGHTS BLUE,  SHE HAS AN AIR HORN,  A CHROME SKULL IN THE GASS TANK CAP ..  AND SO MUCH CHROME IT WILL CATCH ANYBODYS EYES...  EVERYTHING IS NEW TIRE CHAIN DISK BRAKES THE ROTORS ALL NEW NOTHING USED...  ONLY ROAD IT ONCE IM A BUILDER AND I WAS BOARD IN MY HOUSE  HOPE YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL WITH QUESTIONS THANK YOU...  814-577-3042 ORLANDO...WHEN I PURCHASED IT, IT HAD A  BROKEN CLUSTER GAUGE THE GLASS WAS BROKEN I PURCHASED A USED ONE FROM EBAY BUT THE MILEAGE IS NOT CORRECT.   THIS BIKE HAD NO EXPENCE SPARED.  IT HAS NO MILEAGE FROM ME SINCE I OWN IT I NEVER INSURED IT JUST BUILD IT ....BIKE IS SOLD AS IS ....

[hovmaven]

As my home inspector once told me:  "that's why we call it a democracy."