Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Justin]

but it's yellow



did I mention it's yellow?




Did you see the picture?  the bike is yellow!



None of you guys understand......  




YELLOW

Hmm,  did anyone PM Yellow Wolf about this yet since he's back?  

[steelerider]

Umm, yeah. Someone tell this guy to wake up. His coffee is getting cold.

[coho]

Someone out there, somewhere has a couple hundred thousand more dollars than brain cells and no knowledge of motorbikes other than that if he bought that one his friends would all think he's cool and well hung.

[Papa Lazarou]

I'm open to offers over $30,000. Considerable weight saving courtesy of RR Shervin has made this motorcycle the fastest on the planet. It just needs a little bit of finishing.

[rgbeard]

I'm open to offers over $30,000. Considerable weight saving courtesy of RR Shervin has made this motorcycle the fastest on the planet. It just needs a little bit of finishing.

imposteur!  That's not ShervinRR's handiwork.  The exhaust is far too large and unnecessarily heavy!

[veefer800canuck]

I think the valve stem cap is serviceable, the front fender bolts, and maybe the axle.

[Andrew]

I'm open to offers over $30,000. Considerable weight saving courtesy of RR Shervin has made this motorcycle the fastest on the planet. It just needs a little bit of finishing.

The ultimate BOBBER!

[satxbonneville]

I'm open to offers over $30,000. Considerable weight saving courtesy of RR Shervin has made this motorcycle the fastest on the planet. It just needs a little bit of finishing.

Chain's rusty. No way you'll get more than $28,000.

[Papa Lazarou]

Chain's rusty. No way you'll get more than $28,000.

I'll paint it yellow then.

[dan88z]

Another case of, "But honey, no one will pay me what it's worth?"

http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/2830600219.html

2004 Yamaha FZ1 1000 - $6700 (Brentwood)
Date: 2012-02-02, 5:03AM CST
Reply to: y78hq-2830600219@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
2004 Yamaha FZ1 1000cc
under 7300 original miles
All Custom
Thousands in Extras
Flush Led Turn Signals and Tail Lights
Custom Paint
Lowered
Custom Swing Arm
new lockable cover
Remote alarm
2 barely used hjc helmets large and small
Regular Maintenance
Garage Kept
Runs brand new
310-562-7040
6700 obo

lol my buddy did that with his 2002 ST1100. Put the ad up for way more than the bike was worth so no one would buy it. That's smart thinking if you ask me, keeps the wife off your back if she's a non rider like his.

[PatM]

I'll paint it yellow then.

I may be interested if you do.  

[Justin]

Not craigslist, but full of wtf. This thing must handle great when riding "3 up".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-Built-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Dragon-Bike-/190636954940?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c62d9153c#v4-41

[CosmicCowboy]

Not craigslist, but full of wtf. This thing must handle great when riding "3 up".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-Built-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Dragon-Bike-/190636954940?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c62d9153c#v4-41

"rear 2 passenger seats have vibrators in them"

Wow. Just...wow.

[Justin]

Things like that are why I never bought the 'Busa I was lusting for a couple of years ago. I could never be part of such a cool, elite club.    

My god, I still love this thread.  

The sad thing is, that it really is a great bike, once you get past the stigma  

[CosmicCowboy]

The sad thing is, that it really is a great bike, once you get past the stigma  

Well, maybe not the specific one in question.

[919]

Not craigslist, but full of wtf. This thing must handle great when riding "3 up".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-Built-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Dragon-Bike-/190636954940?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c62d9153c#v4-41

he didn't add another 0 to the asking price because it's not yellow.

[stew71]

Not craigslist, but full of wtf. This thing must handle great when riding "3 up".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-Built-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Dragon-Bike-/190636954940?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c62d9153c#v4-41

Oh sweet baby Jeebus....who in the hell would be seen in public on that?  

[Justin]

I like the auto-snip vasectomy farkle on the gas cap.

I hope that's not a "twist to remove" cap  

[PatM]

I hope that's not a "twist to remove" cap  

Pic for posterity

[hugerider]

Not craigslist, but full of wtf. This thing must handle great when riding "3 up".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Custom-Built-2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-Dragon-Bike-/190636954940?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2c62d9153c#v4-41

The text:

Custom Dragon Bike

2004 Suzuki Hayabusa

As seen on the cover of THUNDER ROADS MAGAZINE OCT. 2010; 3 Seats (rear 2 passenger seats have vibrators in them). Sculpted and Carved one off fairings. Full air-ride (front & rear). Right side drive, one sided 20 over swingarm. Pull-out 7" computer system running Windows, 7 monitors,WiFi ,2  Dvd players, mp3, mp4, wireless game controls, Sound system (controlled thru computer). Laser Jammer (Police get a "00" reading), Mirrors are rear facing cameras with left and right display, See thru clutch cover, Air driven center stand, Headlights are the Dragons eye which are Quartz Halogen, Custom knife gas cap, LED green and purple lights throughout bodywork.