Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[Dan K]

Speaking of the gas cap, you guys ever see the old sci fi fantasy movie Kull?  Hero had a boomerang / knife weapon just like that gas cap.

- Dan

[MichiganMan]

Speaking of the gas cap, you guys ever see the old sci fi fantasy movie Kull?  Hero had a boomerang / knife weapon just like that gas cap.

- Dan

Beat me to it - that was my first thought.  Oddly enough, the movie was absolute crap.  I leave you to draw your own conclusions on the bike...

[Meemuh]

Sweet..all the really cool stuff is in Michigan.  I'm so proud.

[hugerider]

Speaking of the gas cap, you guys ever see the old sci fi fantasy movie Kull?  Hero had a boomerang / knife weapon just like that gas cap.

- Dan

I used to own that on VHS. It was a stinker, just like the gas cap.

[coho]

[BradleyRas]

hahah OMG I had that movie on VHS too...I bought it and THE WRATH and a couple other duds for like a buck

    man, diggin up bones tonight fellas....

[CosmicCowboy]

I used to own that on VHS. It was a stinker, just like the gas cap.

Hell, I still have the board game.

[desertxxrider]

Oh sweet baby Jeebus....who in the hell would be seen in public on that?  

It's obvious.

[spd2918]

http://ventura.craigslist.org/mcy/2742134255.html


OK, let me start off by saying this XL is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to ride down a grass filled ditch in your LBZ baggy gear looking like a spode. It wasn't meant to do 3-foot long pop wheelies in front of your hillbilly friends in your cousin's back yard while everyone drinks Budweiser. No, that's what a 50 is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This bike has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the bars of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

This bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy, contradictory decor in the form of Monster, Red Bull, Spy, Oakley, FMF, and Pro Circuit stickers plastered all over the bike. This bike looks legit because it is.

This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops and has a 6-speed transmission so you know grandma won't be taking off with it when you're not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant grippy seat cover. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. (NOTE: I cut myself fighting a streetbiker who looked at me funny and used the first aid kit, a replacement kit is available for an additional $100 and comes with Gentleman's Jack.)

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1600 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 25,000 miles on this hellcat from Planet Kickass since purchased in 83'. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.



God bless -- Buy It

[keepergale]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/2840043078.html

Is this a trend? Sorry more than two wheels.

[Andrew]

http://ventura.craigslist.org/mcy/2742134255.html


OK, let me start off by saying this XL is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to ride down a grass filled ditch in your LBZ baggy gear looking like a spode. It wasn't meant to do 3-foot long pop wheelies in front of your hillbilly friends in your cousin's back yard while everyone drinks Budweiser. No, that's what a 50 is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This bike has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the bars of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

This bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy, contradictory decor in the form of Monster, Red Bull, Spy, Oakley, FMF, and Pro Circuit stickers plastered all over the bike. This bike looks legit because it is.

This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops and has a 6-speed transmission so you know grandma won't be taking off with it when you're not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant grippy seat cover. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. (NOTE: I cut myself fighting a streetbiker who looked at me funny and used the first aid kit, a replacement kit is available for an additional $100 and comes with Gentleman's Jack.)

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1600 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 25,000 miles on this hellcat from Planet Kickass since purchased in 83'. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.



God bless -- Buy It

Well worth a repost  

[shawn and gwyn]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/2840043078.html

Is this a trend? Sorry more than two wheels.

wow.. all that and no pictures

shawn

[MichiganMan]

Sweet..all the really cool stuff is in Michigan.  I'm so proud.

Well, we did elect Granholm *and* Kwame.  Twice.

Must be something in the water...

[Meemuh]

I think it's mercury.

[MichiganMan]

From the "I hope you at least got breakfast with that" file....  

2008 Suzuki GS500F MUST SELL ASAP - $4500 (Fenton)

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Date: 2012-02-08, 8:27AM EST
Reply to: eye7h-2816428164@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I have a 2008 Suzuki GS500F K8 for sale. The bike has 1300 miles on it. Few of the extras it has are clip on handle bars, led intergrated tail light, flush mount blinkers, tinted windscreen, and modded exhaust just made it a little louder. The reason I'm selling is because I am wanting to upgrade to a 600cc this bike is a great starter bike or commuter it gets 50mpg and its a comfortable ride. This bike does have a Lien on it I owe $5600 but have it listed for $5000 because I am willing to pay the extra to pay it off. I just want this bike gone its been good to me but I am ready to step up... I KNOW THIS IS ALOT FOR THIS BIKE I SIMPLY CANT AFFORD IT AND IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT BIKE FOR A STARTER AND IF YOU WERE TO BUY THIS BIKE FROM A DEALER YOUR GOING TO PAY ABOUT THIS MUCH FOR IT... I NEED TO SELL THIS I SIMPLY DON'T WANT THIS BIKE ANYMORE I WANT TO UPGRADE... Thank you for looking I hope to sell this thing soon. If interested you can call/text Nick at (810) 869-4356

According to Motorcycle.com, the MSRP on a 2008 GS500F was $5199.  I would venture to say that owing $5600 after 3 years means you got the screwing of a lifetime....

[Fat Boy]

1300 miles in four years, incredible; the plethora of riding skills learned in that time. I would say he is definitely ready for a 600.

[retro]

He "simply can't afford it" but wants to upgrade? To what????  

I do love this thread....

[desertxxrider]

1300 miles in four years, incredible; the plethora of riding skills learned in that time. I would say he is definitely ready for a 600.

He will have plenty of time to put more miles on it... while it's for sale over the next 5 years.

[Wockman]

Not bike related, but we don't have enough posts about cats on this forum...

http://memphis.craigslist.org/grd/2840298169.html

[Meemuh]

Somebody poked that little one in the eye to piss him off.