Today's bit o' Craigslist gold

[coho]

 



For posterity:

Farm Cats (Not pets, God help anyone who mistakes them for pets.) (Holly Springs)
 
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Date: 2012-02-07, 8:29PM CST
 Reply to: bkv6w-2840298169@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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If you must continue flagging this ad, please at least read it first, and maybe drop me an email and just let me know why. Is it because you think I'm selling pets? I'm not selling these cats, (they're free) and they are NOT pets. They are highly trained, elite killing machines with an insatiable lust for blood. Do not mistake them for pets! These are working farm animals...
 
Barn Cats -

Feral, ferocious and bloodthirsty barn cats, free to a GOOD HOME. These vicious demon spawn cats will rain down hell fire and bring genocide to all rats and mice on your property. Free, if you can catch them. Not responsible for injuries. Bring gloves, they will cut you.

Call Alex, (901) 299-3898
 
But if you take them, YOU MUST BE SWEET TO THEM. I am. I bring them each a saucer full of sweet milk every morning, and they bring me the heads of small animals (and disturbingly less small animals) to show me what will happen if I don't.
 

(...If I am breaking any rules here, I'll stop. Just communicate with me, help me understand. I'm not breeding these cats for profit, not mistreating them - they have a good home, they're happy cats. Don't they look happy? It's just that my property is now free of mice and rats, there are no more squirrels, rabbits, lizards or snakes to be seen within a mile, birds don't come anymore, and the woods around my place are now creepy and silent. They are running out of victims and starting to eyeball my goats. I'm afraid to leave my wife at home alone. We are terrified in our own house. They're not even hungry, they just want to kill. Please help.)
 
**These pictures are not of the actual cats I'm advertising. The actual cats cannot be photographed. They don't even show reflections in mirrors. And there are countless legions of them, not just four.

[Mr.Black]

 

[Redbandit14]

Not bike related, but we don't have enough posts about cats on this forum...

[Papa Lazarou]

This thread has become so juvenile.  

[MichiganMan]

This thread has become so juvenile.  

I know you are but what am I?

[Papa Lazarou]

I know you are but what am I?

Puss in Boots????

[homonger77]

I'm open to offers over $30,000. Considerable weight saving courtesy of RR Shervin has made this motorcycle the fastest on the planet. It just needs a little bit of finishing.


Isn't that considered art?

[homonger77]

The sad thing is, that it really is a great bike, once you get past the stigma  

They look good in some paint schemes.

[homonger77]

It's obvious.

Chick magnet.

[CheesyRider]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/2836038434.html
Unusual Show Bike - Mowercycle - $2900 (Minneapolis)

Gets lots of attention, looks, videos, pictures.
Appeared on Full Throttle Saloon TV show during bike rally week at Sturgis.
Runs and drives like a regular motorcle.
550 Kawaski engine.
A real head-turner.

[olderigetfasteriam]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/2836038434.html
Unusual Show Bike - Mowercycle - $2900 (Minneapolis)

Gets lots of attention, looks, videos, pictures.
Appeared on Full Throttle Saloon TV show during bike rally week at Sturgis.
Runs and drives like a regular motorcle.
550 Kawaski engine.
A real head-turner.

Made me turn my head.

[PatM]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/2836038434.html
Unusual Show Bike - Mowercycle - $2900 (Minneapolis)

Gets lots of attention, looks, videos, pictures.
Appeared on Full Throttle Saloon TV show during bike rally week at Sturgis.
Runs and drives like a regular motorcle.
550 Kawaski engine.
A real head-turner.

Yeah but not yellow.

[spd2918]

O.C.C. tribute to Farm-All?

[rgbeard]

Memo to me:   if you really have something as interesting as a Turbo'd Goldwing motor, I think interested people would want to see pix of something other than the bike's ass-end, or goofy shots of the front of the fairing.  


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/2848815916.html

1982 Honda Goldwing TURBOCHARGED - $3500 (Los Angeles)

YES TURBOCHARGED!!!!!!!!32000 miles Runs GOOD!!!Speakers in fairing need to be put back in and needs battery. Bike is in good shape!!!$3500.obo 323-595-5919

[rgbeard]

oh - and seriously, just how would one Turbo a Goldwing?  The exhaust comes out the bottom, and intakes/carbs are on the top of the flat-four motor.

Means lots of plumbing in my poor brain's first interpretation.  Supercharger, yes.  I can see someone doing it.  (it has been done)  But Turbo?

[ConPilot1]

oh - and seriously, just how would one Turbo a Goldwing?  The exhaust comes out the bottom, and intakes/carbs are on the top of the flat-four motor.

Means lots of plumbing in my poor brain's first interpretation.  Supercharger, yes.  I can see someone doing it.  (it has been done)  But Turbo?

There's a dude with a turbo Concours C10 over at COG. Freaking bike stands right up on it's wheel in 2nd gear. I've seen the vids.

[CLAY]

Why do I feel like I am being yelled at nonstop?  
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/2838746389.html

[stew71]

Why do I feel like I am being yelled at nonstop?  
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/2838746389.html

I feel drained after reading his ad and trying to make sense of it.

[Papa Lazarou]

Why do I feel like I am being yelled at nonstop?  
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/2838746389.html

XJ600s are not rockets...

[JonS]

http://ventura.craigslist.org/mcy/2742134255.html


OK, let me start off by saying this XL is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a dirt bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Honda would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to ride down a grass filled ditch in your LBZ baggy gear looking like a spode. It wasn't meant to do 3-foot long pop wheelies in front of your hillbilly friends in your cousin's back yard while everyone drinks Budweiser. No, that's what a 50 is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. This bike has been to hell and back, twice, and has the scars to prove it. So if you can't handle being seen behind the bars of this biblical, fire breathing, dragon slaying hero because it has a few purple hearts, move on.

This bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja pirate super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy, contradictory decor in the form of Monster, Red Bull, Spy, Oakley, FMF, and Pro Circuit stickers plastered all over the bike. This bike looks legit because it is.

This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops and has a 6-speed transmission so you know grandma won't be taking off with it when you're not looking. It's saved my bacon more than once. It's got special blood/gore resistant grippy seat cover. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. (NOTE: I cut myself fighting a streetbiker who looked at me funny and used the first aid kit, a replacement kit is available for an additional $100 and comes with Gentleman's Jack.)

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $1600 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 25,000 miles on this hellcat from Planet Kickass since purchased in 83'. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then reply to this ad. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my lady, but leave a message and I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.



God bless -- Buy It

I'm in the market fore a XR400. Meaning I have seen a lot of adds for XRs. This bike might be a deal, if the guy could shut up and give some other than macho info. Didn't even say what year it was. Or maybe I fell asleep during the presentation.